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If i remember correctly Goddess left for two reasons 1) her real life demanded more attention than we did 2) she was tired of arguing petty things with certain people of this thread [who I don't think post on the thread anymore at this point] and Ginger left because he "grew up" now we're on the second wave of gurus. Something tells me that Muggi, flyingjj, and Harrinator are going to be the third generation. But lets not rush things here.

If a vial is the "obvious" way. yes. as for the "my" kid theory...i wouldn't feel like it was my kid unless i thad a relationship with the mother. So even if they have 23 of my chromosomes...they wouldn't be my kid. I looked into where my nearest clinic was. Freakin all the way upstate. Like a 2-4 hour drive. Barely worth it.

On;y alcoholic beverage I've ever enjoyed was some sort of Caramel wine. Damn good stuff. Not entirely sure what brand it was though. Yup. I'm going to be one of those classy wine snobs, that swirls their drinks and smells it and stuff. Commenting on the year of the fermentation and whatnot. I'm gonna buy myself a monicle and top hat while I'm at it. Cheerio

Sperm donations are an awesome enitiy in this world. Everyone wins! Guys get paid to masterbate. Couples who incapable are having kids, can have kids. Bloodlines can be saved. 'Clones' can be made for the aske of science [not actual clones, there'd still be a surrogate mother]. Stemcells can be harvested. And everyone is happy. I've actually been meaning to look up where my local clinic is, cause I wouldn't mind getting paid to pleasure myself furiously. And from what I hear, the pay isn't half bad.

:thumbup: and for reasons such as this, is why I stick around. I was once able to say the same thing. Someday, I may be able to do so again. Who knows? This thread will. That's who.

I don't think it's that we don't have a lot of relationship advisors, so much as we don't have alot of relationship related questions. Let's face it. The only questions we get on here are "I like a girl...now what?" and "how do I lose this chick?". There was a time when I was more than happy to help out people get into relationships. Actual ones. But I've since realized that at the age bracket of this forum...such things are simply impossible, save for a pipe-dream. Maybe it's my own personal cynacism in light of recent events, but I don't see much purpose in a full-blown relationship at such a young age. We're young. We're supposed to gain experience, learn lessons, and make mistakes. I've been in a very serious relationship. In total [there was a lot of off and on] it was a little over two years. Starting from when I was 15. Looking back...I wonder what the hell I was thinking with my rose-tinted glasses. I regret nothing, but I have to wonder how on Earth I thought it would ever work out. So go ahead. Ask relationship advice. But to receive such questions, the inquirer usually has to be in a relationship already. And luckily, we have a few "staff" members on this thread willing to help those in need, and get them to even that point. I've come to this thread many times with actual relationship advice. Honestly, alot of the time the answer was "throw her back and catch a new fish". But sometimes, there'd be a more understanding answer [usually from Goddess or Ginger, retrospectively] that told me otherwise. I've wanted to aspire to that role in my "guru" status. But sometimes...it just doens't work out like that. I'm not Ginger. 'm not Goddess. I never will be. No one will. But now we have Lent and Dan running the show, with occasional opposition from flyingjj. The thread has certainly lost its balance of opinions, but it's integrety remains the same.

Uncapped pens. It urkes me to extremes that shock me.

:) Thank you my friend. i know there's a road to recovery a head of me. Especially with college so close. I just have to get thrugh the summer. I'd rather not do it flingless, but sometimes life just sucks like that. Friends have helped me out of this crap before, they can do it again.

You're opinion is noted. but I doubt I'm the only person with problems to ever give advice. It makes me a hypocrit on occasion, surely. but that doesn't take away from the value of my opinions. If I weren't me, I'd yell at me like you guys did, if not more. I know I'm an idiot. I've realized that quite some time ago. But that "masochism" as it's been deemed, keeps me crawling back in my times of weakness. Besides....for the most part I'm the first line of responses for most of the issues ever posted in this thread for the past year or so [excluding the past month] and no offense taken romy, I know it was a horrible line, but that was kind of the point.

Take a holiday over here in Aus, as an American you'll have an accent, so women will take interest in you just because of that. Plus everything is cheaper here, and Dan and myself will sort you out. Careful, I might take you up on that offer :') Thank you. Your console means alot. I've gone numb. i went through a good 10minutes of EXTREME anger. Then I realized I wasn't sure what to do. Now, I don't feel anything. ...I think I might see my school psychologist tomorow. I've been daydreaming of...well...not very good things. And now I don't feel anything at all. As a future psychologist myself, I know these aren't good signs. ...I really don't have time for therapy though. Why the hell did I get this involved in this girl? What on god's green Earth was I thinking?

The [bleep] slept with him. I'm [bleep]ing done. [bleep] women. They're all [bleep]y whorey sleazy garbage that are out to rip your heart out. Just [bleep] 'em. I can't believe I ever considered trying to win her back...ever. What a waste of [bleep]ing time.

You're proposing at RuneFest? You sir, are my hero.

I second the motion for the ASAP response. No one likes waiting around. Catch the opurtunity in it's prime. That night would be a good place to start. As for when you want to see her? Whenever is convenient for both of you works fine. There's no reason why it shouldn't, right? ...and I don't have the 'new girl's ' number, which is why I'm kicking myself. She's not mad at me, but I doubt I have any attraction value left. Luckily I did walk by her today [small town :D] waved and said hello. Wasn't too awkward. I just need to strike up some sort of conversation.

lol, it's all good. i bid this thread adieu. Good game ladies and gentleman

yeah i know, but to be honest alot of the people I've been hanging out with lately have been "younger". No, I'm not hitting on twelve year olds. Let's get the record straight here. I can do much better than that, but it's a fairly simple safety rope. Defniatly easier than the cube thing. In the moment I'm more creative, but I'm having a "moment" right now, and am kinda of drawing a blank, and doing evrything i can to keep myself from ripping my hair out. wow, I sound like an emo blogger gone wrong. I'll stop now. I'm cutting myself off of posting for the rest of the night

Well, it would certainly through me off. Which is the point I guess? So far I've stuck to the "are you nervous" game. Which is usually used after some amount of comfort has already been built. For those who don't know, you touch the person of interest starting at their shin and move up their leg, at every increment asking if they're nervous. i like playing it with my wingman first as a joke, then on the wing's target to test the water. ... I can't believe I blew it with the "new" girl. It's been like 2 weeks, and I've seen her once, and that was when I was with my ex. [bleep]in' stupid. Won't be making that mistake again, I tell you what. [This is the "kicking myself" stage of the failure]. I need to see her again. Gotta throw a party somewhere. somehow...

Cheesiest pickup scenario ever [but I could use it in a reverse psychology method in conversation, so it's not completely useless] 1) "Accidentally" bump into girl of interest 2) "accidentally" drop something and exagerate it's importance 3) [dependant on girl's care] "Pretty girls like yourself need not apologize. Only a seven digit compensation is required" 4) recieve number, and exchange names, etc LAME. I can't believe that's what I came up with :XD: . I think I need some more time to think

I think I discovered the reasoning behind the friendzone[post-breakup]. When a girl starts to beleive that you love/like her unconditionally, she'll start to take advantage of it. If you prove her correct, she'll lose sexual interest [the lack of chase]. She'll refuse to sleep with you in fear of making you feel like you're back together. She'll search for other guys to take her newly found sexual frustration on. because you can't fufill that need without emotional recoil. The friendzone lands you in a spot where she will love and care about you...but won't have sex with you. This could be her fear that you'll never get over her, and she'll be forced to deal with your now unwanted romantic feelings toward her for a very long time. So she'll cut you out. More or less force you to move on. All while thinking they're maintaing your "close bond" because they're forcing you to grow. Even if it feels like they're stamping on your chest with metal cleats, and shoving dry ice down your crotch. But atleast they'll love you, right? Next step in this epiphany...learning how to prevent such an event from occuring. I think it has something to do with not being a whiny pathetic loser, and standing up for yourself, and not taking crap. Yes this will occasionally make you look/sound like an [wagon], and it may even end a few relationships...but if you were unhappy...why would you want to be with them anyway? There's billions of girls out there. Literally. Surely there's more than few that find you attractive. And maybe in those few, you find one that you like. Maybe you'll choose correctly. And not give them the disney unconditional love bull [cabbage]. Cause it frankly doesn't work.

so...I have a load of money sittin' around by now. What's good to buy around these times?

This basically. You already have the ability to talk to her. Now you just need to make the transition into a "dating option". Getting noticed and flirting are very key. Be sure to look your best for the next few days, and really get yourself in there [but not in a desperate annoying way]. It looks like someone called Man Law into question. So let me whip out my pocketsized 'Bro-code' Bible.... He's been friendzoned already? Is he aware of this? Does he still feel like he has a chance? Tell him that you like her. This is the rare time in manlaw where you actually discuss feelings. Make sure that he's alright with you chasing her. if he's not? Convince him to be. Promise him that he gets the next girl. Tell him you'll hook him up with her friend. Tell him he had his chance and sat on his arse. After explaining all of this too him properly, he shouldn't have any bad feelings about it, and you may proceed [although the grace period would still be curtious seeing as how you knew the ex]

For city biking I recommend a lighter framed bike, with less gears. Mountain bikes are heavy and a pain in the arse to lug around the city. Thinner tires and comfy seats would be a good thing to look for :P

http://forum.tip.it/topic/192134-i-want-a-girlfriend-and-other-such-relationship-advice/ OP: Big Ben is a must :thumbup:

good idea :thumbup:

Friend of mine has it. I don't see her too much though. Basically she was normal, except she was fascinated by certain things, and VERY easily irritatted by really random things [like gum popping, pen clicking, and cat sounds]. She had a few angery episodes resulting in some thrown textbooks, flipped desks, exploded water bottles, and broken windows...but she functioned pretty well. Otherwise....hasn't effected me too much. made me realize some people react strangely do to a predisposition'd condition. But that's about it.

Fit doesn't matter, wearing a shirt you got at school on a night out looks cheap regardless. Even a blank t-shirt would be better (if layered). Fair enough. I see what you mean. And I've been thinking about the watch thing. I have a cell phone, so I rally don't need the time piece, but I always figured I didn't need a watch to make my already thin wrist look like a pencil. Agree or disagree?