RpgGamer

I do believe that you are refernig to me :lol: and yes, I used this thread a lot for advice back in the days when it was under the watch of IGoddessI and Ginger_Warrior. Good times. But we gotta keep this thread going, someone had to step up to 'guru'. And no, I don't think she even knows my sister.

That's not how I pictured you AT ALL. Nice dress btw :thumbup: Looks nice.

Is it normal to feel like a creep for earning the title of "cuddle buddy" from someone closer to your younger sister's age then your own? She still falls under the (x/2)+7 rule, but just barely...

Sidebar description says it all. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPgMo_l_cis

"Another Day, Another Dollar" mutters RPG under his breathe. The work at the apothecary has riddled him exhausted. RPG did however come across a dusty book enitled 'Alchemy: the golden path to a brighter future'. RPG decided to leaf through it before falling asleep. RPG is still fawning over the weapon shop supply window.

HAHA i just remembered when Adrenal[india] released 70%(or some HUGe number) of his population into the wilderness and I picked them up and moved them to Africa. The he realized his mistake and quit days later. Funny stuff.

For whatever god given reason, I found that really really funny. Could you imagine the stories? Isn't it cute when your girlfriend falls asleep on you? EEEWWWW NOOO! :rofl:

ooooo fastortoise, you're so sexxxxxyyy I never realized there was a such thing as a "gamers elbow" but i know exactly what your taling abuot now that you mention it! weird.

My health class is talking about sex right now. The teacher was discussing circumcision, and this one short Jewish kid shouts "YEAH GO JEWS!" HAHA Have you noticed that everything that shouldn't compared to food, is? syphylis = peas HPV/Genital warts = cauliflour Smegma = Cheese It's friggin gross and I never want to eat again. It also makes me wonder where they get the moedls for all those example pictures. How does that conversation go? "HOLY FRIGGIN CRAP!" "Whats wrong Doc?" "I need to take a pictureof theese, those are the largest genital warts I've ever seen!!!" "-.-"

Today in Sex Ed (thats how the best stories start) we learned about STDs. Nothig fancy. Until one guy asked if you could catch anything from performing a Cleveland Steamer. Those who knew what it meant cracked up. The teacher didn't get it, so they made them describe it out loud to the entire class. A volunteer stood up and stated "it's the release of fecal matter on to a female's chest". At this point the whole class was laughing histerically, or very grossed out. The teacher laughed and said she knew that by a different name. The I learned that you can in fact get an STD from a Cleveland Steamer. Lesson learned.

I've lost a few friends in my day. Some to disaster (house burnt down, or got lyme disease), others to malformed morales (drinking/drugs) It's a shame, but I always amke new friends, so the universe is still in check.

Not at all. Infact, it's pretty sexy You asked if it's attractive to be tomboyish and dress the part as well. I see it as being true to who you are, which I find attractive. But what kind of tomboy are we talking about? Like jockish or geekish? Cause geek girls are hot. I'm not too into the sporty girls myself, but there are men out there that appreciate them. Unfortunatly clothes do make a pretty significant difference. I may not like it, but it's true. I'm into rocker chicks personally (the kind that you'd find at Hot Topic). But a nice simlpe tomboy can be attractive to, if she's got the personality to back it up. Well I don't really mind what I wear, which is why I'm asking - I can change my appearance but the only thing I'm not going to change is my personality. I dress like.. skinny jeans, tshirt, chucks OR dress, tights, cardigan blah blah etc. So I basically have 2 'styles' - sometimes I dress like a girl, sometimes I dress like a .. boy(?). I do want to give people the impression that I'm cute (that sounds so stupid) as opposed to being a tomboy. skinny jeans/chucks? Yeah, that's fine. It's not the same appeal as a girly girl, but it's not any more or less attractive. it's simply different. I like it.

RPG begrudgingly does simple chores for the master apothecary to earn his daily wage before reading his potions book to fall asleep. Damn Recsesion.

Not at all. Infact, it's pretty sexy :thumbup: You asked if it's attractive to be tomboyish and dress the part as well. I see it as being true to who you are, which I find attractive. But what kind of tomboy are we talking about? Like jockish or geekish? Cause geek girls are hot. I'm not too into the sporty girls myself, but there are men out there that appreciate them. Unfortunatly clothes do make a pretty significant difference. I may not like it, but it's true. I'm into rocker chicks personally (the kind that you'd find at Hot Topic). But a nice simlpe tomboy can be attractive to, if she's got the personality to back it up.

RPG's frustration grows, and he throws up a little. Perplexed, he mixes the bile in a vial to see what happens when combined with eye of newt. It may not cure hangovers, but it will cure boredom. In the meantime, RPG listens to the many lectures of the potions master, as he rants about the importance of cauldren temperature.

You missed the formation of SAR (very early) and the original formation of the EU (Euro Union). Also, you missed the Luxembourg take over of Vatican, and control over the Pope. I didn't see the regime change of Germany (and the subsequent bombings of the Belgium area). There was the Crecent/Russo war, that sparked WWIII. There was the European evacuation that lead Luxembourg into Africa. And much much more, that I don't have time to recall atm.

Yeah I noticed! Why wasn't I informed of this? I thought you guys were going to keep me in the loop :( I jumped in on page 97, I nearly shat myself when I saw the thread was less than 72 hours old!

Suddenly RPG awakens! (slightly hungover) RPG returns to work at the apothecary, exprimenting with the ingrediants and reactions of the potions. Tryin' to make a cure for hangovers.

I live in North Jersey too, but I think I'll stay away from you two. For my own safety. Guidos unite BRO! (I'm actually not considered part of North North Jersey, nor would I want to be :P) I'm more South Jersey tbh. I still tink it'd be sick if we had a TIF wide NJ user meet though. Imagine the Lulz we could have!

Does this mean we drink glass now? I don't think it'll do any more harm than alcohol would have normally. I can't imagine microwaved alcohol alters it anyway signficant. Baking it however, will absorb the alcohol almost completely out of it, making it merely taste like rum. Your friend will probably be fine.

Eh. Why the hell not? Then I can creep you out on Facebook, too :P

Is that sarcasm? :lol: Just because my character is an alcoholic, doesn't mean I'm a dead beat! Besides...potion making could be mad helpful later ;-) RPG takes his gold with pride, and heads off to bed with a potions book to read until sleep overtakes him.

RPG passes by the local weapon store, and weeps at his empty pockets. Luckily, around the corner there was an apothecary. RPG applies for an apprentice ship, showing skills in focus and dexterity,and the promise for improvement. RPG also claims to have an extraordinary talent for downing any potion creatable. Curious, the apothcary whips up a magic potion, in exchange for an aprentice. RPG accepts, and begins playing with potion supplies to create "mystic" substances.

You named you penis Timmeh? ...okay... I feel so... violated.... (TTanT stands for Timothy Tan Taggerung, by the way.) And for whoever asked, I'm 16. Yeah, it was odd that we hadn't kissed, but hey. Life is weird. We've definitely broken up now. I think I'll enjoy the freedom of being single for a week or two before I think about asking anyone (or rather, a certain someone) out. Heh, I know where you live now. You ought to put a real picture of yourself as your facebook profile picture, it's what the cool kids do, yo. *highfive* You and I had the exact same reflex after reading a full real name on the internet, lol

After falling for the hundreth time, RPG decided training balance while drunk was not the best idea. He decides to take a stroll through town to sober up. Maybe locate an apothecary. (roll to find out?)