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Wise descision :thumbup: LOL I just realized that "HAW" stands for Huge [wagon] Walker. :lol: . I feel dumb for not figuring that out sooner.

He certainly would...He hates human on paper clip violence. I miss his shenanigans. Someone want to link his V for Vendetta post on this thread for us all to enjoy a fifth time? ;)

I wanted this to be a PaperClipsYaaaar revival thread :cry: still funny :thumbup:

*Grabs designs and starts working on weaponising it* When all else fails use a low orbit ion cannon :mrgreen: (any weaponisation should take roughly 15 years) In other news we are beginning a space program which should allow us to put up a space station in 10 years :shock: Were you even involved in the Haven? Anyway, what use is an ion cannon going to be as a weapon? It basically just polerizes particles. In theory it could used against highly electric reliant technology, but that's about it. Even that is pushing it, especially since it's designed to not be turned into a weapon of mass destruction. I'd also recommend not using it as a weapon because abuse of such a power would lead to the globe ganging up and ending you. Not such a good idea. Besides, all of the Haven nations have this technology now. You really have no advantage in using it, it's just there to help colonize deserts and other arid land. PS: Can someone repost the Mars map so I can claim some land on it (my people have been there for a while now, i just wanna make it official)

I could never really get into Bond movies either, and I hate that they change the actor so often. It really urkes me (kind of like how in a sitcom they replace an actor with a new one and all the characters are forced to pretend nothing happened). Sean Connery is the real bond to me though, even though my favorites are Casino Royale and Quantom of Solace, Sean just does a better job imo.

To be honest, if she's 17, in most states, shes legal for anyone. Even 95 year olds. As creepy as that may be, I don't think he was doing anything illegal. Round these parts if you're 17 you're limited to the under 18 crowd. 16 is limited to the 17 under. 18 can only date higher. It's weird how that law changes state to state.

I'm pretty sure that's edited... Or she's wearing tons of makeup. It really looks like a deviantart picture, if so it is probably edited. I think I'll post some Claire Danes pictures later, from Stardust if nothing else. Good catch! How'd you guess it was from DeviantArt? yes, i think it has been shooped, but even without all the editting, she's smokin' hot. I'd post a picture of another model I found that's freakin gorgeous, but I can't find one that TIF would find "apropriate" :?

My comment is unrelated to any of the previous, but I thought it was funny, so I'll share: Today me and my ex (don't ask) went to the mall today. We met up with this 28 year old that's been hitting on her for the past few months (she's 17). I asked him if he was there to meet underage women and to "please have a seat over there". Basically i real life Chris Hansen'd him. Funny [cabbage] \ . But the things this guy's been saying really would be enough to get him arrested and black listed. He's lucky all we did was tell him off :twisted:

Ion cannon research is complete and ready to be internationally distributed for the benefit of all the Haven nations (especially those that helped in the project). Please realize that this cannon is not designed for combat use of any kind and can only really be used to summon rain by ionizing the clouds. Should help with the colonization of the deserts. You're welcome. Boring reforms are being made in Luxembourg continueing to make perfect, perfect. Not much to say about it really.

Since when is Master of Puppets a cover?

Gratz you've foun one of millions of archetypes in television :thumbsup: Here's another semi-obvios one: All good sitcoms start with a fat dumb husband (or perhaps overly angry as opposed to fat), a smokin' hot wife (or an obnoxiously cheerful one). Kid stereo types usually involve 3 kids, the middle of which being the odd one out. If there are any pets, they either talk or are dogs. In some cases - both.

Let's all post pictures of ourselves with attractive women at our arms!

The path to a functioning utopia is a bumpy one, but we're getting there. Just a few more years (like 18) til we've perfected perfection. Can't wait. Not much can happen for my poor country while this is happening so please excuse my inactive posting for a while. The Ion cannon should be done soon, I'll make a post of that later.

Unless you think we should also fly Nazi flags that is rather faulty logic. If you intended to mean displayed in a museum type setting and discussed, however, I concur. Oh come now, as if no other country allowed slavery? If no other country had racism in it? Christ, waving the American flag could be the same as waving the Nazi flag by that logic. This thread has made me realize (and to that, something I've never thought about) that it was the North who are the "bad guys", to divide history into simple white man-written terms. Sure the south had slavery but which country hadn't or didn't have it some time in the past? I think the North should of let them separated. "For the people" right? I'll view the South in a totally different way from now on. Thanks, OP. :thumbup: Unrealted to the OP but on topic to this comment: For the longest time I viewed Germany as evil because of WWII. But Then I learned about WWI. WWII wouldn't have even happened if WWI had happened differently. Britain freaking cheated! They cut off German communication to USA and then maed them out to be the bad guys just so they could win. I wholeheartedly think that the Germans were doing the right thing in WWI. WWII is a different story though...

Not sure I understand that. Are you saying you're going to alter the drug to decrease human lifespan? in short: yes. Your drug already alters human life, making it much easier to alter yours than it would be to invent my own. Yours extends human life. Mine makes human life have quality simmiliar to a lightbulb, their life is shorter - but more flashy and youthful. They'll die at 65 yes, but their exterior will reach age 25 by the time their 13, and stay that way until they die.

:thumbup: Good stuff. Looks much better now.

Your presense (and Malaysia) is greatly appreciated :D. Rioting has calmed down, the curfew will however remain. Detention is no longer required, and the German prisoner has been released into nuetral custody. Permission must be granted by higher officials for the public to assemble or stay out past curfew, as well as visit other countries effective immidiatly. And to specify cloning: it involves splicing a female egg into 96 "buds" making each egg worth roughly 90 humans (room for error). the artificial wombs have been upgraded to hold as many as 2000 at a time. Clones will now be divded into groups of a hierchy, Alpha (normal human, upper class, more attractive and intelligent) Beta (normal human, lower class, slightly stronger) Gamma (Human grunt, not very intelligent) Delta (Human grunt, made to do mundane tasks that would make any other class insane) Humans must pass an excruciating test before donating their genes to cloning. Most(clones) will be sterilized, however 20% will remain fertile for further cloning purposes.

Sounds disturbingly similar to Equilibrium (minus the clone bit). Actually it's based on "Brave New World" which is the father of virtually every utopia book. I figured I'd spark some creativity/controversy to escape the boredom. In about 10 years, Luxembourg will be more or less identicle to Brave New World. Speaking of which - research has gone into altering Germania's age defying drug into making human growth speed up to 25, then halt until 65 where they will die. Their body will be burned and used to collect phosphorus. this drug may take a while to research but eh. It'll be cool when it's done in 20 years. Ion cannon research is going smoothly.

Yeah, a few of the pictures I posted were like that as well. Just have to save them to your computer and view them there. i realized that after I posted :oops:. I'm too lazy to fix it though. If you want to see it, quote me and then go to the pic url. Works just fine :thumbup:

You think thats bad? I've seen 13 year olds with men well over 20, or in one of my ex's cases, 15 and 28. He was almost old enough to be her dad. :| I just threw up a little. Seriously, 2 years is understandable, especially among teens (like the 16 to 14 guy up top wouldn't be so bad) but 15 to 28 is simply disgusting. Half age plus 7 rule applies people, come on! Too much win. I can't imagine that going much better :thumbup:

The Higher powers of Luxembourg have decided that religion is obsolete. A new reform of rulings will occur. Religion is not abolished, however it is discouraged. Instead, people will be regularly given doses of "soma" (combo of coccaine and morphine plus some other stuff). This "soma" will make anybody happy with just a half gram dose without any risk of a hangover later. Abuse of this substance will not be tolerated. Police force will be hiring and will continually be reinforced with LAARTs. More cloning fascilities are popping up in place of churches. "For the Greater Good" seems to be the common motto among the people of Luxembourg. Catching wind of this news, all Luxembourg territitory is willing to abide by these changes. Hypnopaedia seems to be a good way of conditioning the clones. They will be brought up as happy workers. Unemployment no longer exists, as there is always something to be done. Community service is now a paid job, cloning factories are now hiring at rapid rates. The Mars lander has been sent up. Can someone repost the latest Mars map so I can claim some territory? I offer an alliance to the new player that tried to claim Indonesia prior to confusion. whatever country he owns now, I'll align with it.

Happy Gilmore Billy Madison Water Boy 8 Crazy Nights 50 First Dates Mr. Deeds Big Daddy Anger Management I now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry Wedding Singer Click all come to mind. Can't pick my favorite out of those though. I love all his movies really. Even don't mess with the Zohan was half decent. But it was nothing without Adam.

Please excuse the double post. I'm going to save the thread by instead of posting my top 5, I'm just going to post random models that deserve to be top 5. If people continue posting on the thread, I'll extend the list. [hide=Marianna DeMari][/hide] [hide=Nicole Conrad][/hide]

I'm a famous photographer that plays rune.. I've never heard of you, but after looking through your flickr collection, I believe you. Your shots are gorgeous I wish I had more pics to upload. Perhaps I should raid my baby book.

I thought JFK only had one brother (the one that got shot while campaigning near the time of Vietnam). Huh. Well, my respect of Ted Kennedy has been lifted. Sucks to loose someone so involved with American history.