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naked brothers band is the worst band ive ever freakin heard, not only do they suck at acting, but they can't sing thier way out of a wet paper bag. i doubt that they write their own lyrics, and i really doubt that its really them playing. technology is a beutiful thing, but when in the wrong hands, things like the Naked Brothers band are spawned.

i got a bunch o jokes from me friend :wink: Stumpy And His Wife Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." And every year Martha would say, "I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." One year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance." Martha replied, "Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal, I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars." Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They landed and the pilot turned to Stumpy, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't." Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars." First Class Blondie A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach. The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA." Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach. Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA." The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear. She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman. He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA." A Fathers Last Request A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short. The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?" The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

grammar-perfectionist

as you are laughing, you fall down and break your arm on the road, while your screaming in pain a car runs you over. i pick up the coin which convieniently rolls right up next to me

i didn't grow up with it, in fact i hated it at first, but then i got really into it and it became my fave anime, with Tank Police as a close second

definiatly a good band, i wouldn't go as far as to put it in my top 10 though. my fave song by them is probly "beast and the harlot"

i dont hate rap, but i dont love it either, id say my fave rap song is "bring da noise" which was the first metal/rap fusion song ever by Public Enemy and Anthrax great stuff

when i was young listened to - will smith nirvana beatie boys metallica beatles the offspring Limb Bizkit now i listen to bands such as these linkin park system of a down metallica Three days grace Alice in chains fort minor skindred SHIFT KoRn yea i guess there was a little bit of similarity...not

star wars needs a third trilogy :shock: :XD:

yea, looked "bloody awesome" The movie itself did have its moments, but overall it was pretty bad. The only good one in the trilogy is the first one, for it was the only one that was actually thought out

has anyone discovered the mysterious bonus track on side "b" ? i can't figure out how to accses it

SAW no questions asked

Bad boys II, when the boat is simply hit by a car, then explodes as though a nuclear power plant would

Escape the Machine by SHIFT they're still underground, but SHIFT is still amazing

CellDweller - Switchback celldweller is amazing, you should check his purevolume acc

ive been a Linkin Park band since Hybrid Theory EP (1999) and yes minutes to midnight is quite different from the rest of their library. No More Sorrow is by far the best song on the album. Overall Minutes is the worst LP album out, but it's good to see LP is still pumping out songs. The worst part of the album was the fact that they had like 100 songs to choose from and they chose "Valentines day" over "victims" and "victims" was like, the coolest song ever

The Simpsons, i've seen all 400 episodes :wink: family guy is a close second, south park is just to profane for me

sailor moon thundercats reboot beast wars power rangers in space :lol: some show of which i forget the title (it had to do with talking cats that flew jet fighters) battle bots braniac robot wars invader zim

lol brilliant ive heard rumors that you can also lead them in the wild by dropping a trail of yew logs, but ive yet to test it

1- What is the rarest item in the game (street Value)? p hat 2- Is the answer to number 1 item worth over 1 Billion Gp no 3- Is rune better than dragon ? no 4- Is granite plate obtained from monster drops or A minigame ? minigame 5- Are men level 56 ? not that i know of 6- What is the maximum combat level you can get in runescape ? 127 cuz im special 7-What is the name of the company that first created runescape ? Jagex 8-Which party hat is worth the most on street prices? white (or maybe the mysterious black one) 9-Who is no.1 On the high scores ? Zezima 10-Who was the first person to get 99 agility ? does it really matter? 11-How many dagganoth rexes are there ? 3 12-Which year did [Caution: Jagex Rule Violation]'s originally come out ? 2004 i think 13-What year was runescape created in ? 2001 i believe 14-Which is the cheapest Discontinued item out of party hat's ? im not sure wat that means, but im gonna say half wine 15-How many f2p places can you obtain Chocolate Bars from (Bars not dust ) 2 16-How many types of cuttable trees are there ? (Does not include Jungle) 6 in f2p 17-How many Spells are usable by f2p ? (Normal Spellbook) Up to 60 magic like i feel like counting 18-What is the highest fletchable item ? im starting to wonder why im answering these questions 19-How many prayer points can you get ingame ? (Only including Capes and Level - No poisen chalices etc... ) 99 i guess 20-How much does COOKED manta ray heal ? more than lobster 21-What is the highest farmable item ? (E.g Harralander) tree of knoledge, who cares? 22-How many coloured beads are there ingame ? 4 i think 23-What is the current use of coloured beads ingame ? a quest 24-What p2p animal is found in the prayer monastery west of edgeville ? this is an f2p forum 25-What npc in lumbridge can you not attack now, but you could in rsc ? Hans maybe?

runescape - where dying teleports you to where you were born

you should add spinich rolls to that list, its also pointless and could easily slip into rareity

lol solar powered lighter

banned for waving your finger

you just inspired me to formulate a way to keep a personal bestiary (with kill counter) in game...thanks :wink: