Roberthree

I'm naming my first born son "Optimus Prime".

I can play over 4 video games at once, assuming they're all Final Fantasy and/or browser RPGs. I can play a gameboy with my feet =D

I was taking a truckload of cars over this bridge about 2 hours before this happened. Thank god for being early.

*Raises hand* I've got it. It's freaking crazy, one second I feel like biting a guys head off. Then I want to go talk about something awesome I saw on TV last night. It's very up and down. Mood swings ftw. I can give you some advice coming from someone with a lifetime of experience in this: When they're in a bad place, leave them alone but let them know you're there if they need you. Don't get mad if they snap at you because 90% of the time they won't realize they're being rude. If they want to talk about something, let them. Nothing pisses me off more than being told to "Shut Up". Also: Pay attention for signs of suicide. I've been there... Not fun at all.

Cold showers are a life-saver.

Same here.... Anytime I see/hear something move I go and force myself to vomit then spray the entire room with RAID. Maybe not that much, but it still scares the hell out of me.

Now I'm going to have to rape you. I hope you learn your lesson.

About two years ago I heard a myth that the average person swallows 8 spiders a year while sleeping (On Average). I am deathly afraid of spiders, so after hearing this I've slept with a thin blanket over my mouth and nose. Yea, I know it's pathetic. Well, recently I found this => http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mspidereat.html No longer will I fear sleeping! Comments?

hehe, As long as his max hit at full hp isn't 70 I don't forsee any problems. Thanks for the feedback and advice guys.

Not when he can't reach you =P

OK, cool. But I thought Dharok only hit high on low HP. Wouldn't he not be much of a threat at full hp? I wouldn't be fighting him untill I'm in a safespot. And range is slow and boring to level, I'll take my chances with Red hides and prayer =P

I've been informed of a method that involves killing Ahrim and Karil quickly with prayer, then finding the tunnel and safespotting the melee guys by opening and closing doors near rooms with safespots. I like how this sounds because I've been told I wouldn't break even with Prayer Potions. My questions are: 1) how effective is this? 2) If I'm wearing rune, will I be able to run to my safespot? Or will the brother hit four 20s on me while I run? 3) Assuming I have 70 attack, strength, defence, Magic and 43 prayer; Will I be able to kill Karil then Ahrim without using a potion? 4) How often will ahrim hit me with 70 defence and Red Dragonhide?

It's a good thing Runescape isn't realistic.... Dragons aren't hard enough to be made into weapons and armor.

Banned for making me thirsty.

I wish you had a wish for me to corrupt.

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powerade

Granted, but luckily I own 36 souls. I wish my computer had no more viruses....

sliver pits?

I need to see a side doctor, Mine just split open from laughing to hard.

Ok, I'm wondering if a Void Knight melee set would be worth it for melee training. Does the full set bonus cover the loss of strength points? (I wouldn't be able to use a berzerker helmet, RFD gloves, or a Fighter Torso if I use the Void Knight armor)

Since it gives bonuses to attack and strength I'm guessing melee only.

I LOVE that idea!

I've heard of a person who runs 10 accounts at the same time and cuts over 10k yew logs a day. Thats 3,500,000 gp. The average price of gp is $5 per million. Thats $17.50 a day, I don't know where you heard $0.50 a day.....

It's good for making a hypercam-youtube video of a level 3 doing stupid crap and getting flamed.