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About two years ago I heard a myth that the average person swallows 8 spiders a year while sleeping (On Average). I am deathly afraid of spiders, so after hearing this I've slept with a thin blanket over my mouth and nose. Yea, I know it's pathetic. Well, recently I found this => http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mspidereat.html No longer will I fear sleeping!

 

 

 

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I remember hearing that exact figure too a few years back (weird o_O) and it freaked my out at first.

 

 

 

Then I actually thought about it for a second. How the hell would anyone know that :lol: ? It's not physically possible- you'd need to keep a camera in a couple hundred people's rooms, monitoring their sleep every night for decades. I mean, you don't even need to look at the facts in that source (however interesting they are), it's just not possible for it not to be a myth made up by some stupid teenager :lol: .

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*phew* I saw that on the back of the cover of a Snapple Ice Tea bottle when I was about 10, and I haven't forgotten it ever since. The slightest thing, like my hair blowing onto my face while I slept would send me into panic mode. :oops:

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The slightest thing, like my hair blowing onto my face while I slept would send me into panic mode. :oops:

 

 

 

Same here.... Anytime I see/hear something move I go and force myself to vomit then spray the entire room with RAID.

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe not that much, but it still scares the hell out of me.

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They are probally the really tiny money spiders. I wouldn't mind eating them, i wouldn't even feel them go down. A big nasty thing would have to be chewed to get down.

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When I opened up this topic the ad at the top was "do we eat spiders in our sleep?" :wall:

 

Heh, same thing for me :lol: .

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Phew. One time I woke up with an enormous spider in my face and almost simultaneously crapped and peed myself. I hope that was a one-time thing, too...

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It didnt really bother me because if you think about it, its just a spider, and your sleeping, your not gona remember it. Also, what are you gona do about it? Ive swallowed bugs before while i was awake and just thought, so, I swallowed it... what am I gona do about it? My stomach acids will take care of it.

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Laikrob, who knows all about spiders, snakes ect said its a myth.

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Another thing is, you are only afraid about it now because you know. Before you had no idea. It's like if I told you an old man watches you sleep. You had no idea before but now you are scared as ever. Unless you like old men watching you sleep :uhh: :ohnoes:

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God, I remember the first time I heard that statistic, I nearly threw up...

 

But the egg sac thing to me is worse...

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lol i sleep with my mouth closed....so do you all snore?

 

lol fyi that *Do we eat spiders in our sleep* ad is the ad right now as i "wrote" this lol

 

but really im not scared...id wake up if it was on my face and cuss at it and flick it off. fall back asleep

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