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Keep strumming your guitar and figuring out how to bypass all meaningful content, Jaime. It will help you cope. It's cute that you read my blog. :thumbup: You must really like me.

Loading once = more stress than repeatedly loading over and over throughout the course of the dungeon? I doubt it. I'd gladly wait 2-3 minutes for a dungeon to be generated and preloaded if it meant no doorlag. God that would be awesome. Start dungeon, grab drink, set up skype call, dungeoneer with 80% fewer deaths. Pepsi. :thumbup: inb4trey but yes, i would very much appreciate less door lag and less deaths, consequently. that way when i die, green can say "goddammit jimi..." with good reason. :grin:

door lag is kills me more than anything else in dungeoneering. i wish they would just load the entire floor before you begin. i'd rather wait a minute for the floor to load than have door lag.

girls be weird. Kayla asked me to go to Disneyland yesterday, then said "oh wait, maybe not, I'll let you know." and it was no. weird. this is just a bump. been busy, so not much dg.

lol why so serious ^ edit: the penis size joke is like a staple for all H&A topics about rapier vs cls. where have you been?

lol jaime. wat. I dunno, not one of your better posts, Golvellius. :/ 6/10

Exhaust pipe numbers, freshly pulled. Failure to read that topic will solidify your reputation as a complete moron on these forums (not that it's not already set in stone at this point, but I'm trying to be nice). Also, I once crashed a CLS user with a dragon scimitar. I got every kill. Obviously this empirical data confirms that dragon scimitar > CLS for Bandos. Before I crash you, may I ask how many trips we're going to do? I'd prefer to go every single day for the next month so we can get a real idea of which weapon is better. We'll probably be best friends by the end of it. Maybe I'll even teach you how to dungeoneer after I prove that CR > CLS. :) EDIT: Yes, how can I take you seriously if you've never owned a rapier, Pay Me? This test isn't looking very good for you. Please don't disappoint me by showing up in a fighter torso or something silly.

A few notes/observations: - The numbers weigh heavily in my favor. Over a large sample-size, the rapier will win (assuming dragon defenders). - It's really cute that you think you're right despite having no numbers to back your argument up. Just sayin'. - I think it's funny that you placed so much emphasis on dungeoneering level when you were the one with the higher level, but as soon as a real pro comes along (eg: me), suddenly dungeoneering level doesn't matter. - There's a direct correlation between preferred chaotic weapon and penis size. It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing. After we do a few hundred Bandos kills, let's go to K'ril, TDs, DKs, and do a bunch of slayer tasks together. It'll be a lot of fun showing you just how much you fail at both combat and combat advice. tl;dr CLS sucks and you should feel bad for thinking otherwise.

Add me in-game and I'll be sure to come crash you whenever you're on.

Merc gloves are good for Nex. ;)

Hi, 101 dungeoneering here. Tieszen is right, and I'll repeat what he said -- do not post misinformation in H&A. You're welcomed to use the RSOF if you'd like to troll people who genuinely need help.

Prayer potions are so cheap that it'd be pointless anyway. Way too much clicking for no real benefit.

Healing is more important on slayer tasks than while 2.5briding? ... okay.

Why would you train att/def with a 2h anyway? But yes, it only has a crush bonus.

i nominate this blog for bl/obt/g of the month.

you're so dramatic. OP, i thought most stakers bring all of their gear, runes, etc in their invents no matter what in case things like this happen. that sucks that you got [bleep]ed by a glitch, but shouldn't you have had a whip/armor/runes/specweapon in your invent for this very reason?

Not true. You only need 70 runecrafting for a CSB and can pick up bloods from monster drops. No-one should really solo, though. Like Grimy said, a celestial staff + CSB is very good. I would personally say that you should bind a gorg 2h and CSB.

obviously gonna use dgs to dg with me

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After eating obscene amounts of that stuff, bought for a tiny sum from the natives, I proceeded to cut down dozens of trees, mined out the natural ore deposits in the area, paid vast amounts of cash to the sawmill to get some planks, killed half a dozen cows for their sinew, smelted a dozen metal bars using unrefined coal, slaughtered 26 yaks for their hair which I spun into rope, then defaced several spots of natural beauty with hidey-holes and rope racks for the convenience of abusing a rare bird species or taking shortcuts through prior undisturbed routes. After all that, I still get that warm fuzzy feeling that I did my part to save the rainforest. Thank you for making my week, sir. =D>

I question the usefulness of most of these urns. Fishing urns might be useful. That's about it.

This. I wish there was a way to restrict posting on this thread to only Langer and verified top players. So much trolling and so many asinine discussions/posts.

customizable UI, hotkeys, more intuitive control of familiars, and [bleep]ing let me get full sets of t11 armor in dungeoneering goddammit.

i'm faster. trolololololololol

You'll get a prompt to destroy your p2p binds. Don't do it.