Lenin64

We're all going to die. Unless they quickly come up with some drug that replenishes our cells faster as we grow older, that is. But when we die, we don't just disappear. Something has to be done with the body. That's where the funeral comes in. How do you want your funeral? Large, with many speeches, crying, etc. or small, just a few people saying a few words? Do you want to be cremated, buried, or something...else? Personally, I want either *To be buried in a cemetery with my arms crossed over my chest, holding an Uzi in each hand. My coffin will be covered with the flag of the Soviet Union. There will be no crying, but festive music (probably polka) and plenty of vodka. *Failing that, I want a Viking funeral- build a small, wooden ship, but me on, light me up, send me out \ I would prefer being released off of Siberia, but it depends on how much my heirs are willing to pay. So what will your funeral be like?

In order to avoid the religious aspects of it all, I want to get married on a ship, by the Captain. Problem. Solved. Or, if someone that can't happen, I want to avoid things like a beach or church and be married somewhere made of concrete.

*ahem* actually, before you do anything, you should om me all the info so I can verify that it is real...*ahem* *aherm* yes, of course... :-w

I thought he would have a mega-virus or something :P But yea, return it. Say you found it, which you did, looked at it thinking it was yours (which may or may not be true, i already forgot most of your first post :wall: ), you found out it wasn;t yours, and you need to return it. If you know the kid, give it back personally. If not, and his phone number is on there, call him up and tell him what happened. If he gets mad because he thinks you might use that stuff, tell him to change it (you can do that with PayPal, right?)

Indeed. Somehow, a door making a clunk sound is not very funny...but the "destroy" sound is \

Hang in there, Kitty!! That's what I was thinking... And I'm an 8th grader :P We're still kids? Ever read Artemis Fowl? I would vote if I could, yes. OBAMA! Yes, you are still a kid. And could you tell me why you would vote for Obama?

So that's the new story on that, hm? Or was that made up by the site? But lol at abyssal whip and Lletya thing... #-o =D>

I'm going to one next month \

If myhammed is a fairly common name there, like it says, shouldn;t they all be punished? :-k I would rather a teddy bear than a person be named after me, but, thats just me...

A wheelchair is the least of your worries....you know, I hear bee stings have been used to treat the pain, and it works, saw it on either the news or TLC, maybe even Discovery.

I don't get it it....you attach it to a 40ft pole and drop it that way? But then the pole will fall over....leaving your egg only slightly shattered, earning you an F or maybe even a D-! Plus, you spelled ladder wrong :shame:

You can never leave. But you can check out anytime you like. Seriously, though. tipit, especially OT, is more than just RS. We're like family (well, not really. Some are, but...)

Pros: Well, lets put it how a conversation between my friend and I went: Me: Wow, I just instantly bought a bunch of sharks and p pots. This thing is so efficient! Friend: I know, for real Me: But..Jagex did it Friend; I know! :shock: so, ye,a efficiency. Con: it tells me my stuff is updated when it isn't

:( Sad Very sad. I'm surprised they haven't been shut down already for hate crimes. They probably wont be, because... It's a comedy website. But I guess people don't like reading earlier posts on a thread these days 8-) BOY HOWDY, what a joke! They should be rolling in the aisles! I laughed.

"What a splendid Pie! Pizza pizza pie! every minute every second pie pie pie pie pie" Chic'n'Stu by System of a Down. And oretty much all the lyrics in any Weird Al Yankovic song :D

There's a Jenna Bush? Holy [cabbage]. Never heard of her, actually, but I recall hearing once that Bush had kids. i originally thought this thread would be about Ivanka Trump lol. And what is this book called?

Assuming your in the United States sending fake emails from someone your not is disorderedly internet conduct and is illegal. Its also very traceable if she gets a tech guy to look at it. Yea, and that's exactly what tipit needs, another guy going to jail.

This country is getting Fahrenheit 451 on our [wagons]. Mainly, political correctness. At one point Capt. Beatty explains why books were banned, saying something along the lines of, "These books offended someone, always. First it was 'Uncle Tom's Cabin', the blacks didn;t like that one...to keep everyone happy". Pretty soon our televisions will take up entire walls.

Wait, even better: Put the egg in a ball of shock-absorbers, held in place in the center by a number of bands , kind of like a circle with lines running through the center. Or just wrap it in a very thick layer of Tungsten. Surrounded by marshmallows, of course

Go with the balistics gel, wrapped in duct tape and stuck with marhsmallows. You'll totally win. \

Well, the world doesn;t end, just humankind. It's kind of arrogant when people think that just because humanity disappears, the world is over. [hide]And whats with the lions and deer in New York? Seriously, where did they come from? Zoos? :-k [/hide]

Gonna have to agree with you on this one. I didn;t develop my political views until (get ready for this) last year. Shocker, eh? Indeed. The kids might not always vote the way their parents do, I remember back in like 3rd or 4th grade (not 8th, but still a good example, IMO) I wanted to vote for Bush because I thought the Republican color was blue, and I liked blue more than red :XD: I didn't find out until 7th grade I was wrong about those colors....

the original Halo? Thrilling plot? There wasn;t even a single, solid plot until "Two Betrayals"! It was still awesome, though... Anyways, if you have followed the rest of the series, yes, get it, but I think you said you haven't, so no. I believe it is useless to get into a game at the end of the series, playing the end first.

Me too. Well, it isnlt entirely true. My dad bought Final Fantasy X, we both played it once, never played it again. So for a brief, vulnerable moment, I was in. :ohnoes:

yea, with the mess of conflicting political views expressed here everyday, we could skyrocket to the top! Not to mention all the dirty jokes, euphamisms, etc. :thumbsup: