Lenin64

Yea, they...they do. I've seen it. Spit, too. I assume, though, that the OP is significantly older than I am, though, and is of an age group beyond that kind of thing.

Impressive, I've never been one for taking long pisses. I just go all the time. And being drunk really only guarantees that you miss. :lol: I think I have screwed up bladder. I drink enough, yet I usually piss one time a day, maybe two, but regardless they aren't long. I go once or twice, I time them. My record so far in about two months is 35 seconds after going >24 hours. They usually average in the low 20s.

I don't understand all the hate for Halo 2's campaign, I thought it was a much better narrative. Sure, it ended right in the middle with a cliffhanger, but it was the middle of the series when [cabbage] just started getting serious, what did you expect?

Spanish is my least favourite class. Not because it's difficult, not because it's boring, but because I just don't damn care! Holy crap, how was Cthulhu not taken already and why didn't I take that name when I joined? I also hate my language class of choice-german-not for for the subject matter, but because the teacher is a newbie this year and is completely incompetent (not that the old teacher was awesome, either). But hey, I go hos in that class, so it's all good.

Is there a charge for being a complete [bleep]? Like with Moses, when he was telling the Pharoah to let the jews go, the Pharoah refused, and god said something like, "Threaten Pharoah with the plagues, and I will harden his heart so he refuses, and then the plagues will come." You guys know what I'm talking about, right?

I learned the first 45 seconds or so of Cliff Burton's Anesthesia-Pulling Teeth. So that's like the intro to awesome. Edit: Make that the entire slow section until the drums come in. That's like halfway to ppure awesomeness.

I regret no longer being in Middle school, so that the akward school dances can never again appear where all the boys and girls are on different sides. Never can I be the man in the back that says "everyone attack!" and it turns into a Ballroom Blitz.

I don't know, but this means I can finally try that stunt with the peanut butter and the staple remover without any fear. Snow today, awesome. Ever looked up at the sky when it snows? Holy damn. There are just so many flakes, millions, as far as you can see, upwards, not to mention outwards in all directions...

Bite thy tongue, thou foul hermit beast! I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. My skin is too white. Although, if I stand out in the old, my hands could pass for a black dude...

Earlier in the year, my Physics teacher had us make predictions for the first snowfall of the year (senior skip day, she gives a "quiz" that everyone skipping gets a 0 on) and if it snows either today or tomorrow as is forecasted, I will have won. Although I'm still pretty sure I said the 7th, not the 5th. Edit: Ha, it snowed, [bleep]!

Unless today's generation really is more morally degraded, in which case the amount of claimed moral improvement is proof of the degeneration of society.

For an accurate result, you need to interview more than Our Lady of Pepetual Suffering Catholic School, and even then, take the nuns out of the room.

I think he meant that when they're standing in a circle talking (as they do), someone will just suddenly give someone else the ol' berry squish.

Oh, totally, that test was a joke. In fact, I don't even think the 90 required to qualify for nuclear engineering is even that difficult, and you only need a 31 to pass. I'm just excited that I did qualify.

That sounds pretty frikkin painful. "You got frostbite on your what?" Well, yea. It is an awesomeness thread. Something awesome I did recently: in November I took the ASVAB test and got my results back yesterday. I have a high enough score to qualify for nuclear engineering in the Navy :thumbsup: Not a guarantee, of course, but the option is open. Actually, I qualify for anything I want.

I liked it. I may not have "got it" entirely, but I think I do. Well-written.

Metallica- Hero of the Day

It's got something to do with heat, right? The body is too warm, so they dangle gloriously like a drooping branch so as to preserve a man's lifesblood? And then shrink when it gets cold (or when you're in the pool. I was in the pool!) because dangling gets too cold.

Funny that you say it's painful to read, because there are far more bolded titles than italicized.

Being dependent on caffeine to start your day would have been a better way to put it, I suppose. But I guess we can't all start our day by wrestling a bear as our alarm clock. And then kicking back with a glass of lemon(lenin)ade.

You and all 2000 of her other friends ;) At least, that's what it's like here :/ All of my "friends" are "friends" with everybody in a 200 kilometer radius. It still opens up a possible means of communication that was previously absent. Get over yourself.

Pfft, coffee. Caffeine is for the weak. I don't drink tea, either. I lean more towards fruit juices, really, apple juice is just the best damn thing ever. I must not get enough Vitamin C or something.

But hey, she's not naked, so it's legal. Also she's over 18.

Don't misunderstand, military personnel have judicial rights, it's just that military judicial rights and civilian judicial rights are not always the same. If they were then there would be no need for Military Police, the Army's Criminal Investigation Command or the Judge Advocate General's Corps and all military crimes could be tried in civilian courts. There's also the Uniform Code of Military Justice. I think that's what they go by for things like this.

Generally, if you make something legal that was previously illegal, crime rates will drop seeing as, you know, there's less that's illegal. If armed robbery was made legal, crime rates would drop, too. I don't understand the logic of "If you were just too lazy to use protection, you should have to live with the consequences". People avoid consequences resulting from laziness all the time. Why is that any different?