Lenin64

Lenin I thought I had you before. But it was just a Russian wearing a sickle and hammer shirt. ...They make those? Guess I'll have a Christmas list after all. Yea, I had glass orb guy. He told me he had a hamster in there.

Nobody wants to hear my Pizzeria story? Come on, guys.

Do $2 bills count? Because I've got, like, pantloads of them. I mean, you don't even know how many.

Dammit. I told a guy "Don't let it go. Spiral awaaay" and then clicked a bookmark instead of my next tab. I didn't mean to leave him, though that would be a nice "see ya" message.

I think that's how the majority of us think time travel works. Maybe not, but I do.

You...you just said that everything would be better if we were wholly ignorant of our surroundings. And compared knowledge to hard drugs.

Jam session on the roof. Wooooooooo!

wut These kinds of movies don't really thrill me. I mean, yea, the destruction and seeing everything blow up is the [cabbage], but still, they get kinda boring if that's all they have. And you can only watch the destruction of the Statue of Liberty/Eiffel Tower so many times (because disaster movies always use one or both of them. Always.)

How can the Abrahamic god run them all when most religions come into direct contradiction of each other in almost every case? I'm not sure what you mean by that. Do you mean that they are like two opposing parties, liberals and conservatives, and just choose the opposite of what the other says? And likely because the people who follow that religion have different interpretations. It's like God had a big meeting with people from say, 60 different cultures, and each one of them wrote down something different. That's really just a situation though. The one prevailing theme is that you should be nice and not do bad or nasty things. Unless there is a religion that calls for exactly that, but most of the time we call those cults. Are you just making this up as you go?

Uh, bud. That was the Muppets.

I'd go to 1819 and become a crewman aboard the Essex, a whaleship sunk by a massive sperm whale. It would be an awesomely terrifying and horrific experience, but pretty cool so long as I could go back to the present at any point.

Man, you are really bent on them suffering some, aren't you? And rocco, I totally knew that and totally did not leave the "-er" part of those words unnoticed. Nope, definitely not.

That's really not saying much, though. Motorhead- Boogeyman. The fun thing about Motorhead that I realized recently is that unlike some older bands that stopped making albums for ~10 years or more and then suddenly make another, Motorhead has never stopped. They've resleased something every year or two, sometimes three, ever since 1977. Damn.

You actually just set the murder of a man and a women on different levels. I can't tell why.

Hey, I enjoyed CatDog. I was born in '92, and I don't remember half the 90s either. All I remember is the Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon shows. Which were pretty good, I'll admit, and several were better than today's shows, but I don't throw myself at the feet of the decade and praise its glory. Come on, guys.

It's not that I don't trust medicine or government. It's that I'm determined to stare the flu straight in the eye and laugh. So far, so good.

For this, I point you towards H.P. Lovecraft's "At the Mountains of Madness". It makes just as much sense as the rest of this thread.

So in the McDonalds this evening, I briefly saw something on Fox, I think, or CNN, I forget, about investigations on whether or not this guy said "Allah Akbar". I mean, seriously? What the F. Is that honestly something they're looking at?

That is not "quite clever". That is the exact opposite. If the yetis all have down syndrome, we can just sit back and watch as they stupidly kill themselves by accident.

There's only one way to find out: were you vaccinated as a child?

Yea, that's what I figured. Guess I should enjoy it while it lasts. And I am a scrawny little bugger- 17 years and about 105 pounds.

I think he's started in on the big stuff-like health care-too early. He should have made some little improvements first to placate the guys that are saying he's done jack instead of going in whole-hog immediately.

I get high on pull-ups. By some fluke, despite being the skinniest twigman y'ever did see, I can crank out pull-ups like there's no tomorrow. I have no idea why, maybe being light means I don't have to pull as much weight. There was a time where I did 20 every night before bed. I might be able to still, I'll check tonight. It was always fun, though, during gym class when all but the most athletic kids opted for the arm hang or only did a few, then I would blow them all out of the water. Seriously, this is like, the one physical thing I'm good at. Not sit-ups, not running, sure as hell not push-ups. And I know what you mean about calluses. I might not be able to do many any more because it's been so long and my callsuses have probably vanished.

Oh yea, and this. Nearly every time someone offers me something, whether it be gum, cookies, whatever, I politely decline. Even if I could go for whatever it is they offer. I don't know why.

I only use "ay" when I'm emphasising; "It's. A. Big. [bleep]ing. Tank! Of course it'll survive a few rifle rounds!"