Lenin64

But the earthworm itself doesn't kill you. Your own stupidity kills you by not being able to breathe with an earthworm blocking your esophagus.

Actually, the minefield is my fault. Earthworms can't kill you. Unless you eat them. Otherwise, they'd pulp and be destroyed if shot at high speeds, you can't slip on one, and they aren't vicious unless provoked. The only way to die from an earthworm is to eat one and choke on it.

8. God cannot have an even number of arms. Therefore 27 is more likely, though I say it is 7. My money's on 1.

The only part that bugs me is the British spelling of fetus. I mean come on, foetus? Wtf? It makes me want to stomp one. I'm cool with the rest, though, despite cheque looking French or something. I prefer armour, but like armored better. Weird. And ace is British? I use that semi-regularly.

5/10. Moving parts are nice.

That's why the men eat the glass :thumbup:

People killed? In a missile strike? No!

Van Halen- Jump

Or we could just throw gold bricks at him... Or crush his feeble body beneath the weight of a bank vault sized block.

Unless the OP changed his name, and several pages were instantaneously deleted, don't we already have a thread about this?

Superman. Superman cannot kill you. It's just impossible, like how Batman can't use guns or how Spiderman can't stop being emo. Oh, and he doesn't really exist. But that's not important in this thread.

On Alpha Centauri: yes, it can kill you. Being a star, and therefore a huge ball of flaming gas, it has the capability to kill you. If we're being specific like that, then I could say "that piece of paper on the other side of the globe can't kill me".

I climbed down the rubble that as the Luxor until I reach the street, wherepon I find a horse from a floor show running loose. Unsheathing my sabre, I mount my steed and race off towards research HQ, triumphantly slaughtering zombies as I go. I am now there. Edit: wait a sec, is this supposed to be one point of view period, or are we all taking our own routes like an RPG?

2-3 minutes, maybe more. I haven't timed it, but it takes a long time to boot.

What am I trying to prove? Only that I can do that. :thumbsup:

Air can kill if it is injected into your blood. or if the wind carries a really big piece of metal sidingthat kills you.

What do you mean? Nothing can kill me.

Ha, not for long.

Ha, I know, but there is actual discussion value. Like the whole thing about edges. I actually wrote my doctoral dissertation on the most efficient means of dissection between a square and circular blade.

Well, hello there. And I love how at the end, I could still hear Billy Mays over everyone else. And just a side thought...anyone else notice Billy Mays's initials are BM? makes you think.

I saw the Trans-Siberian Orchestra last monthish, I forget the exact date. It was pretty awesome.

No Mercy. Ch. 3. Enemy score: 9. Period. Thanks to a great coordinated assault by me as a smoker, two other guys as a hunter and boomer, and the luck of getting a tank at the very start, we got rid of them all like it was nothing, and they scored just 9. We then, despite that initial tank and I think another later in the sewer, got everyone to the safe room. Hell yea.

Then what's the point? Aren't piercings supposed to say, "Hey guys! Look at me, I'm a big douche!"?

Kranked specifically mentioned a dense sphere, though. But yes, a flat circle, especially when rotated at high velocity, does slice very well.

Smash, yes, but as I said before: can you dig through a chest cavity with a circle? No. Why? because it has no points to dig in with. Are we talking 2-D objects here, or 3-D? Because you certainly can't do jack with a sphere. But a cube would be even more useful in that aspect. And a mustachioed badger with a pipe would be pretty sharp ;) Think outside the box Lenin, no pun intended. A sphere of highly dense metal can make for a good blunt weapon or a good throwing weapon :twisted: True, but a crushing weapon has less chance of skin rupture and more chance of simply bruising (on the outside, obviously internal damage is more). A squares corners are better for cutting and gashing. Obviously you would want a triangle to maximize bloodshed, but since this is between square and circle, I'm going with square. And Companion Cube officially wins the thread. Sure, there was a Companion sphere on hard mode, but still, that thing was a load of suck.