Lenin64

The Dwight Shrute approach is definitely the way to go.

I've noticed that it's always the little kids that talk about glitching and how "cool" it is. Like yesterday, two survivors were in the safe room and one was still outside, the door was closed and this kid on my team says, in that high-pitched, runty voice "I know a cheat to get underneath the safe room door". That's just damn pathetic, and I told him so, and by the time he finished swearing at me (in an even higher-pitched voice, no less) and I finished laughing, the last survivor had already gotten to the safe room. So suck on that, runt.

I really don't care at all about brands. I use Kohl's-close, convenient, not too expensive. Styles are somewhat beyond me; almost my entire warddrobe is jeans and solid-colored shirts. I actually bought some clothes a few days ago, mostly longer jeans and long-sleeved shirts (I owned a grand total of 2 before, short sleeves the rest of the week). All the new shirts are plain, solid-colored. Grey, red, green, that kind of stuff. I don't think I even own pants that aren't jeans.

How the hell did you do Impossible Difficulty on Dead Space? Or is that not required? No, it;s required, but impossible mode is actually really easy. Even if, and possibly especially if, you only use the plasma cutter. It's a great weapon all around, and by only using it you save money that you would normally use on other guns and their ammo as opposed to just plasma cutter ammo. Quicker bench upgrades, too. And use all your money on health packs and ammo, no power nodes or anything. Also, I downloaded the Scorpion suit and used the unlimited stasis cheat and used it fairly frequently, especially in areas with a lot of attacking enemies at once, brutes, and the Regenerator. Doesn't deactivate achievements and can be used an infinite amount of times. Call me a cheater if you will, but those necromorphs do a ton of damage and it also saves ammo since I can just beat them to death. It also lets you just sell stasis packs you find, since they're not needed. Now tell me your Neighborhood Watch secrets.

I agree. Although I can see where they are calling a nose piercing gay, as in literally, homosexual. I hate when people say something is gay, meaning stupid, etc. God, you're such a flamer. That better?

Nowhere does that say that high freq waves can kill you.

That's from something awful. Exactly. So we are not like /b/.

tyranid mod. Look it up, it;s for Soulstorm, too. It's awesomeness. And no mob rushing? Good, that's always what kills me in skirmish mode nowadays. I think I have anough forces, and attack a strategic point, only to find that my enemy has a huge mob, repels my attack, and proceeds to march on my base. Though a lack of zerg rushing makes me wonder why they chose tyranids now...my understanding was that they relied on huge swarms.

Warhammer 40,000. Witch hunters.

So? Cells-yes, including brain cells- die every day. 1 more won't do anything. Period.

Ah, I don't have Soulstorm. Guess that's a problem. So how's the beta? Anything really different from the original?

Finally got cr0wned and Man vs Tank. I made my cr0wned as awesome as I possibly could: First hear witch, I started saying this whole spiel: "My Armour is contempt" See witch: "My shield is disgust" Pulled out my shotgun: "My sword is hatred" Walk up behind witch: "In the Emperor's name, suffer not the witch to live" cr0wned. I guess it doesn't help that i said that every time I tried for the achievement, and I failed a bunch, but it was still fun. For Man vs Tank I did single player, Easy, No Mercy finale. After all the bots got on the chopper, I stayed back and the tank came. Molotov, auto shotgun, dead tank.

Compress it into something the size of a golf ball, then hurl it at your chest at the speed of light. Same is true about anything physical. Wouldn't a pin expand to the size of a golfball, not compress? And I would think that a drop of water at the speed of light would just boil.

Granted, but a disgruntled competitor beats you to death with a radish. I wish for a piece of the moon.

Downloaded the demo. I didn't even get through the tutorial, when it tried to teach me the voice controls I had to practically yell for it to read correctly, and then it always added something random (it wanted me to say 'unit 1 camera", every time I said unit it would immediately tack on the number, usually 8 or 11 without my saying anything else). Maybe I'll try again some other time, but as for right now it's a no-go.

Just go pyro and run at people spamming flames. The majority of TF2 players are too dumb to realize how to counter it. I'm still wondering if you're joking, you said that before, too.It's obviously an easy way to just get yourself killed, and I fear that I just messed up some prank.

No, a water stain was defaced.

I know not this "food" of which you speak. I gain my nutrients by devouring stars. But if I did know what you were talking about, I would say Subway and Arbys.

Got Stomach Upset earlier with a bunch of bots. :thumbsup: Almost got safety first, too, but I apparantly shot someone once without realizing it.

Beta's out? DoW2 looks good, and it'll be interesting to see the way they're doing squad-based gameplay instead of the previous style. But I already have tyranids in Dark Crusade. Complete with nie-unstoppable Trygon ;) Plus, there's no Chaos. What?

The ending did get boring after I realized I absolutely had to use everything they gave me at the last part, and before that it stopped being scary with the portal ghosts. And the flying BS machines from the last office building level. But it was still fun. I might play it again on Hard.

You should have eaten them instead. While immobile, I choke on my own tongue before your poison can work. Angry, you give me CPR to revive me so the poison can kill me, but the poison already passed by that time. I hire Chicago Ted to kill TPUM for giving me mouth-to-mouth.

Pre-torn condoms.

I can, even though I've already done them all. I need a haircut anyway. We need to start with Death Toll, though, and on easy, so I me myself we can get untouchables. I got so close with some guys a few days ago, but one got hunter'd at the last second.

The first game scared me to the point that my shirt was filled with terrified wee. Despite the fact that none of the scares could ever actually harm you. But still, it was intense. I am avoiding this game at all costs. Maybe.