Beriorn

Godsword is better in training strength than the whip.

Hands on, Blaze Sharpeye. SET IT ON FIRE WITH A TINDERBOX!

Zanik's Theme. Also, the Route of all Evil and The Problem. Love the Chaos Tunnels music.

So we need to become more powerful than the the gods of Runescape... There is only one way to do this: we track down Andrew, and usurp his crown.

There's no "perhaps" about it...it's well-established that Azzanadra = mahjarrat. ;) The diamonds were used to imprison Azzanadra. They are not related to the dragonkin. This is pretty well-confirmed in Desert Treasure, I believe. Truth is, there aren't a lot of established facts about the Dragonkin. People these days see Dragonkin conspiracy theories everywhere. It's almost like the Cold War! Maybe the Dragonkin are like the Patriots from MGS. They control everything and are behind everything. Then what are its Nanomachines, the mechanic that explains over half of all the strange events? Runestones?

Aye. Maybe there wasn't enough fanmail/art?

Bizarro-woodcutting, in which you need to swing trees to axes sticking from the ground in order to obtain logs. Being able to use Fire based magic in order to light logs. Using Water based magic in order to fill vials and waterskins with water. Bear cavalry. Nuff said. The proper stringin of bows. You can't string a bow with a single hand like that.

:lol: Seriously though, Canifis is the Soviet of Gielinor. In Soviet Canifis, were wolves YOU?

Amulet of Armadyl, unless I'm training combat. Most of the time I pair it with Fremennik Robes and a Lunar Staff, although I sometimes switch to Snakeskin.

The Water Altar. Little island in the middle of nowhere, rarely anybody visits the area, and the music playing is just relaxing...

Maybe we get to visit the great city of Palingrad... In Soviet Giellenor, wood cuts YOU!

Summoning.

Or for Elemental Workshop 3, which gives us Elemental Body equipment, and a sequel to that which gives us Soul items, for the mantra "mind, body and soul"

Before I could wear Dragon armor and bought Granite, I was known as Tonvalt Rockcrusher.

I managed to get lost and almost killed by a goblin in Lumbridge Swamp. My first death was in the Dwarf Mine, I didn't knew what the gas above an ore meant.

I'd split it by 24, and give some to all of my skills.

Or we get a sequel to Land of the Goblins, and get to see Bandos himself on top of his brass throne.

About 200k cash, almost 1m in MTK, I have full Guthix Vestments and Dragonhide, and about 2m of other stuff in my bank.

What if Guthix had a spear (because it can do equal stab, slash and crush damage) that has quite some offensive capabilities, but has a -50 slash/stab/crush defense decrease?

Seriously, if this were a real skill, I'd train Slayer to 99 or something first, then use the money I got with that to build one hell of a ship. With the remaining fight money I'll buy two of every summoning pouch in Runescape, summon them, herd them onto my boat... and beat the [cabbage] out of every single one of them. And from that thay forward every time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (unless it's a farm)

Well, something that I can't ignore is that every time I go to Dorgesh-Kaan for some reason, I hear William Shatner yelling in the back of my head...

I've seen the introduciton of Slayer, and I have a Jo-Jo.

Plot twist: What if WGS wasn't the "longest, hardest quest to date"?

Canoes. Seriously, they go purely through F2P area, yet the non-mems can't use them. What's up with that?

That's what a Cape Rack in your Costume Room is for.