Lenticular_J

At least the name technically fits the picture.

Heh. This reminds me to get some teeth whitener. Warning to you all: DO NOT use a toothpaste called "Gleem". It yellows and rots your teeth after two uses.

I'm pretty sure you aren't Getting it Shawty, sir.

Depends. Comes down to a nuclear apocalypse, and I choose between my dog and a 500-pound alcoholic drug addict rapist murderer kiddy-porn maker, I vote curtain two. I MEAN ONE?

Hey, you're back. That's all I really had to ay. Uh. I AGREE

No, he's being one of those "wimps". GO GET HER DAMMIT. TAKE YOUR CAVE MAN CLUB AND BASH HER IF YOU HAVE TO. No, wait, don't do that. That's rape. Ask her if you can take her to dinner. And then maybe she'll want the head-bashery.

NEW BLOOD. We accept you. Despite the fact that your neighborhood is rich, [bleep]ed up, and full of dog-killers.

Ahh, Google's search for the phrase "no. 1" makes me laff. Besides, if Jesus wasn't real, whose holy foreskin was stolen by the Vatican not so long ago?

Phrases phrom the phorties. I also like alliteration. So go, Gob, and gladly soak your stinkin' head, heh.

Most of Choke. It got a little boring. Still a good movie though, it was probably only boring because it was almost six in the morning. Pretty interesting idea. [hide=Spoiler.]His dad was Jesus' foreskin.[/hide]

I still think it's fun. But now my friends have started playing it. And I do not like my friends. They are terrible. And blame me because I don't shoot the witch.

Apparently it was a conglomerate of all the Middle East. Did you notice that the Middle Eastern map flipped around every battle? It was in Iran, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, and back in Iran after the BOOM. MADE ME THIS ANGRY.

I killed one like a week after getting the game, while I was playing multiplayer. He said he was just playing so people could get that. WHEN DID THE FREE ACHIEVEMENT HAPPEN

I think the fact that your 9-year old brother wants to be a female pop star warrants whole new issues. Billy Ray isn't even good, either. Who could be surprised.

Oh. I thought this would be funnier. Well, I guess she got the best of both worlds. I do believe that joke was invalid.

Yeah, them. I'm level 35 now. I can't feel my [wagon].

Not as clear as you'd think.

I laffed. And I have not been to a museum with dinosaur bones in them. Besides, they are clearly plaster or whales.

I have a black and orange pair of Nike Shox (the new ones that can apparently be hooked up to an iPod, though for the life of me I have no idea how) and a tan-brown-white pair of nice Puma shoes. Both are about half a size too big for me, but a 10 1/2 is strangely far too small. I need a 10 3/4. I do like them, though. I also have a pair of sandals somewhere made of hemp :P My feet tear sandals up within a week though, so I don't get them often. I also have my old pair of running Nikes that I use for work. White, orange, and blue. I feel wierd having so many shoes. But it's hard to find a nice, leather pair like I want, so I got these.

I'm with the Salami faction. I forgot what they're actually called. I have a small band of marauding mercenaries that have pledged fealty to Salami. I'm incredibly poor, and my troops are stronger than I am. I am sad.

He's only like 50. I bet he's hiding out in the cast of Mad TV. The one place nobody would ever look.

Now I have to wait for a [bleep]ing Windows update. Apparently my drivers are too out of date for the game. Which is stupid, since I played the demo two hours ago just fine.

No, no no. Sorry, I worded very wrong. Being sarcastic is hard. I just find it idiotic that someone would dismiss the idea of God (which is a fact for plenty of us) simply because people don't still worship Zeus - although the two base ideas in organized religion were hardly a century apart. Also, (Shakespearinator time) does not a rose by any other name smell as sweet?

Alright, I used my dad's PayPal. Cool. TIME TO STABBY STAB STAB. EDIT: 51 MINUTES UNTIL TIME TO STABBY STAB STAB.

I don't see the difference between gravity and evolution. Both are clearly wrong, because we used to think the Earth was flat and the center of the universe. Obviously something better will come around and we'll be wrong, so why care? That's never been an argument in the first place.