Lenticular_J

Errrrrrrrr. Your sister has mad skills. Apparently, madder than yours. 0/10. I'm surprised this hasn't been locked, usually anything to do with breaking rules gets Falcon Paaaaaunched by a mod.

Just wear and enchanted obsidian necklace and use an obsidian sword. Said to be a good deal faster than a dragon scimitar, but I cannot say firsthand.

You're inspiring me to stop making excuses of being pressed for time and doing it. Thank you! 14 fire runes/7 Bananas.

Sounds confusing. It'd be more plausible if humans actually had a concept of infinity. But we don't. God did that for the lulz, I think.

Also, bringing Bones to Peaches tablets (because you're too much of a nub to have the spell) is a good idea, if you don't want to bring your guthan's (ohwai-) to heal off of the black demons in the next room.

I wouldn't do Ape Atoll below level 70, even with summer pies. You still fail a lot. Werewolf course (after 60) is a possible choice if you despise the wilderness course that much.

When you see one, climb down the ladder that is right after the rope swing. Then you can either wait or hop worlds. I prefer hopping worlds, as I found they often stayed far longer than I would like to wait.

Yep, Wilderness is your best bet. However, once you reach level 60, the Werewolf course is a viable option as well. I managed about the same experience rates, considering the Wilderness' experience rate can be slowed greatly by constant revenant attacks (I would know :?).

3/19. It'll always fall off. No no wait, don't lose your head about all the bad rates! Wait, wait. You'll never get ahead with an outfit like that! Haaaa.

OOC: We have a microwave in the station (at least I'd think so). And yeah, I took a rifle, Vladmir probably took the other rifle, and we left the shotgun back at the station for Falconer. Also, I think we should find a big, open roof somewhere to stay. Like Wal-Mart's, but better (all the meat that hasn't been stolen or rotted yet will soon. That might entice the zombies a bit). ICC: "Okay, get in the station. We'll be able to barricade it if we miss," Teach said, looking at Vladmir. "We're going to have to hit them at the same time. Damn, I knew I should have looked harder for scopes." "No use worrying about that now, comrade," Vladmir said, holding the door open for Teach and Lisa. "Could there be a way onto the roof?" "I'll check," Teach muttered, rushing out the back door. It only took a few minutes for him to find a good ladder leading up to the roof. "Guys, c'mon," he said through the back entrance. "It'll be safer up there." While Lisa watched the ladder, Vladmir and Teach scanned the area for anything more than those shriekers when they heard a muffled gunshot. "Sounds like it came from the police station," Teach said, looking worriedly at Vladmir. "We'd better hurry back." Vladmir nodded, concentrating as much as he could on the now-nearing stumblers. "Ready to take the shot, comrade? I'll take the one on the left." Vladmir and Teach aimed carefully for the Shriekers' disproportionate heads. They fired simultaneously. Lisa also fired on the one Vladmir was aiming for (he has less weapons training than the two of us). (OOC: I'm thinking the rifles would have around 10 strength? I'll roll for the three of us) Vladmir's and Lisa's shots both tore the Shrieker apart, his hitting directly on the bulbous neck, hers tearing through its navel. (51 dmg combined, we're definitely gonna have to meet some stronger zombies soon :P) Teach's slug tore through the other Shrieker as well. "Come on, we'd better get back to the station to help Falconer." Lisa said. OOC: Also, we need to find a bit of leather sometime, for "armor". Could there be a sex shop somewhere in the town? :lol:

I'd say you require motivation more than additional time ;) If that's the case, all he really needs to wish for is rope and a branding iron.

OOC: Tied them to the bumper. That should be enough food to last a while..I feel like I forgot something, so I'll check again tomorrow.

If you pay full attention, with your terrorbird and/or super energies, and get lucky enough not to get any revenants, you might be able to get around 50-55,000 experience an hour. Once you hit 70 (if you continue training), I recommend doing Ape Atoll with summer pies and Super Energies.

I hear you can actually range waterfiends effectively. I'm not the one to ask how, though.

16/20. Why two topics, though?

If you wanna ride. Ride the white pony. 27/28, most def. Most def. You must have gotten tons of slayer levels. :D

Plus, if you're actually ashamed, burn the capes and only wear your construction one :lol: Very neat, oddly awesome levels.You must have relatively low combat. 14/15.

Thumbs. On my feet. Also, udders. ...If that's a bad-bad, I guess I'll just take being able to talk to platypi. That'd be awesome. I'd Be all, "Wtf?", then they'd be like "LOLOLOLOLOL BBQ LOL ROTFL NOOB!!!1@1" and such.

"Well, we have lights out here and barricades inside. I can't answer the question of your bed, though, I only got here today as well. I'd recommend staying away from the the cows' cell." Teach said, unloading some of the bags from the car. They'd shopped the entire day, and most of the car was stuffed - not to mention the three shopping carts they'd tied to the bumper. They hadn't really gone for any building supplies, that could wait for the next day. The total haul: 2 Browning .308 Semi-Automatic Rifles. 1 Remington 20-Gauge Shotgun. 2 12-count Boxes of Shotgun Shells. 4 20-Count Boxes of .308 Winchester rounds. 120 Assorted Boxes of Dried Cereal. 2 Tires. 5 Steak Knives. 92 Six-Packs of Assorted Soda. 18 Gallons of Water. 25 Buckets. 200 Cans of Vegetables & Fruit. 14 Fluorescent Lightbulbs. 58 Pounds of Various Seed. 19 Bags of Fertilizer. 84 Microwavable Meals. 8 Bags of Marshmallows. 52 Bottles of Various Medications (Tylenol, Aspirin, etc.) 3 Shopping Carts. 19 Can Openers. OOC: I'm a bit (well, very) tired, so that list might be changed in the morning.

OOC: It's a forklift, I'm afraid. No trucks for us. :( ICC: "Well, Lisa. I guess we're going to be friends," Teach said. He holstered the pistol, and pulled out another bag of M&Ms. "Where have you been hiding?" Vladmir asked while Teach ate. Lisa told them, and the pair invited her to come back to the police station. She declined, stating that she wanted to stay in the Home Depot, where she'd have easy access to this part of the town. She also offered them a place to stay, and this time Teach responded with a simple "We'll think about it." "Do you think you'd mind us using your vehicle to carry supplies? We only have this forklift, and to be honest it isn't the best..." Teach muttered, kicking the tire of the vehicle. "Whatever, think about it. Me and Vladmir have some shopping to do, eh?" Teach laughed, clapping the man on the shoulder. They walked into the store. OOC: I might not post for the rest of the night. Might as well wait for Dragoon and/or Falcon to post. I figure they'll want some different things than just me and you.

I borrow my brother's copy every now and then. I'm rank like six or something, hardly play. But I want an M14. Freaking beastly, they constitute a minimum of 50% of my deaths (which are a lot). The other half are probably helicopters... :? The maps messed up a lot in campaign, at least in the Middle Eastern portion. They went from what seemed to be the coast of the Red Sea to Iran, then to the middle of Saudi Arabia. :D Or maybe I'm crazy, dunno. I'm trying to beat it on veteran now, on the Bog. Hard as hell, two shots = dead.

OOC:Yeah, I don't think Falcon would object to a bit of picking up the pace. We kinda just talked for a good day in-story earlier :P ICC: "I swear this vehicle was not here earlier, comrade," Vladmir urged. Teach shrugged; they had a gun and a forklift. And he was hungry, he'd already downed four bags of M&Ms and a can of Monster. "Let's take it," he said. "More carrying capacity." Vladmir seemed to agree, and then they both froze. They'd heard footsteps coming from just inside the store. They didn't sound like zombie footsteps, more steady and pre-conceived. Nothing happened for several minutes. Deciding to make something happen, Teach drew the pistol and walked forward. "Who's there? Show yourself," he commanded in a quiet, forceful voice. "And don't come out with a weapon, or we'll shoot."

OOC: Yeah, I check here all the time too. I love when other people get obsessed with things like this ^_^ ICC: Teach heard the muffled shouts of Hawks and Vladmir and rushed towards the voices, pistol raised and at the ready. His combat instincts kicking in, he scanned each room before walking out of a bathroom and tripping over Hawks' limp body. There was a small streak of blood coming from the back of his head. Vladmir came out from a corridor, and came very close to being shot. Deciding to ask questions before shooting, Teach demanded an explanation about the bleeding Hawks. After hearing it, Teach wasn't sure if he was relieved or angry. "That's a horribly stupid way for someone to get injured," he muttered. "But there's nothing we can do now. Help me find some gauze to wrap up his head, he might be out for a while. And I think the cop is asleep somewhere." Teach remembered his own wound, and made a mental note to wrap it up as well. After caring to the best of their ability for Hawks and putting him in Falconer's well-barricaded room, Teach concentrated on himself while Vladmir checked the heifer. "Well, comrade. The cow is not sick. She is with child!" Vladmir cried out happily. At first Teach was shocked, and then very happy. "Any idea how far along?" he asked, cutting the last of the gauze. "I would not be surprised if she had this child within hours. Get some towels and warm water. Also, look for those latex mittens (OOC: Sorry for taking a bit of control over you, Dragoon. Just trying to pick up the pace a bit.) that the police wear for cavity checks. Oh, and bring the grass-cutting machine's bag as well, it may prove useful." Vladmir commanded. Teach had a sudden, odd feeling that Vladmir was his commander and he was a soldier. He began to snap off a salute, instead nodding and rushing to get the supplies. It took him 22 minutes to get it all, and the pair waited for the birthing to begin. Daylight was soon to come, and they wished to get to the Wal-Mart and back before dark. A loud series of moos awoke the pair around eleven A.M., and they got to work. Vladmir appeared to have at least a basic knowledge of helping an animal give birth, and Teach followed his orders as best as he could. The birthing didn't take long, a mere half hour. And they had a grand, young female cow. "This is great. We'll be able to have fresh milk soon, won't we?" Teach asked. "Maybe in about 6 weeks, comrade," Vladmir said. "The mother will be giving most of her milk to the child. The offspring may begin producing milk by that time as well, although it can vary greatly. For now, perhaps we should go to this Wal-Mart, eh?" "Will they be safe? I mean, we don't want them to get infected or eaten or anything," Teach muttered, reaching for the newborn's head. The mother and father both pushed his hand away roughly, and the steer pawed the ground and snorted in anger. Whereas Teach was terrified, Vladmir was delighted. "This is a proud father. No undead will reach the child. Besides, we'd be able to hear the land mine's explosion even in the Wal-Mart," Vladmir laughed. "Well, okay then. I suppose we can set out for the store now," Teach muttered, backing away from the bull slowly. "Do you have an automobile? I figure we'll be picking up a lot. Also, we should stop at Home Depot, to see if they have any mortar or cement." OOC: Whew, long post. I hope someone else posts as well. By the way, I was thinking about getting something more along the lines of this:http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=2685074 Nearly the same, but more lightweight and easier-to-find caliber of ammunition. I want one of these :P Anything Browning is typically great, though. Also, that's a good map. Hope Dragoon posts soon.

Could you be more detailed about the calculations please? 8-) Get 63 crafting, first. Maybe hardleather bodies? Anyways, then: Buy green dragonleather. Make bodies. High alch them... I actually guess you already know that. :? Ala, I don't know his calculations, but I'd assume he's buying everything at medium price in the grand exchange. It would be cheaper if you tanned the hides yourself, but a good bit more time-consuming.

Do you only post to talk about how much better you are than people? I'm sure that makes you awesome. Use tuna or lobsters and strength potions, as you appear to be doing. Strength is a bit more important than attack on those, so train that up on them. Other than that, sounds like you're good to go.