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A new form of illicit drug is being manufactured and mixed with other compounds which has drastically increased drug-related crimes, muders and suicides. Australia's scientists are unable to isolate this new drug and is calling for help from other countries to help isolate this drug and find a way of negating the effects of it. We estimate it will take a year at best to isolate it, and another 4 or 5 to find a way to negate the effects of it.

Fix'd. ;) Good boy. =D>

I need to write down a list of people I plan on visiting in the next 5 years. I think I'll visit Da_Latios one holidays, seeing as I can catch a train up to him, and apparently he isn't too far from my Grandparents.

Fo realz? Fo real! (Also, did you hear that we don't live on Earth, fo real) Rap is music, just crap music. Hey, quit stealing my thunder. I'm the guy who does the gangsta' rap [impersonations] around here. You can trawl through my posts if you like. And I disagree, some rap is very good. Lyrically. Not based on its musical merits. Cookie? I'll give it to you if (when) you ever come up here.

What small, worthless island can I use?

:roll: We all know what you do with your sheep in NZ.... and we all know what you do with poor little cangaroos Wtf is a cangaroo? Kinda like a kangaroo? Well, we use kangaroos down here instead of those fang-dangled orto-mowbealz.... Built in security too. Yup. :lol:

Rule 1: Do not talk about /b/ Rule 2: Do NOT talk about /b/ How much better the world would be if 4channers followed their own rules, huh? Like I said, it only applies to raids. Raids like hacking the Iranian government computer systems? Like the Great Habbo Raid of '06.

Fix'd. ;)

Haha yeah, I like doing that to heavies with a scout. I was playing 1 v 1 on a LAN game at my mates place, I was scout and he was heavy, I was beating him because I moved too fast for him. Then he switched to Pyro so I switched to Soldier and we kept swapping around for crazy fun. :D Spy ftw!

After much sweet talking I have gained complete control of Svalbard and have started on my plans to use it as a weapon's training facility using convicts from various nations. Where soldiers will start weapons training on the convicts' 'facilities'. In layman's terms, I shall be using these convicts to teach soldier's how to aim. I shall only accept convicts on death's row, and I would prefer for scientists to use this to study psychology of both the convicts and soldiers. This will be a non-profit movement. The costs will be purely to maintain this facility. I will remove the maintenance fee if you share your research from this facility.

How the hell? I saw ver.3.5 had been released - went to download it. Just kinda' snowballed from there. And there are so many themes and plugins and extensions. All doing so many cool, nifty things. It just flies... Sounds just like my weekends....

i have nz already. Darn! My plans are foiled.... What's a small and worthless island that nobody would claim? Svalbard. I have now deployed my troops to Svalbard, and have requested that they evac anybody who wishes to be evacuated, as I have plans for that island, which nobody will wish to stay for.

iPod + Metal music. Else an anti-tank/material sniper. Those things would literally shred you in half. So would a railgun, if you could build a big enough one, seeing as the US navy has one that lights the air on fire.

i have nz already. Darn! My plans are foiled.... What's a small and worthless island that nobody would claim?

I'll give it 3 days (3 years) for someone to claim NZ, before I take command of it for the intentions I have for it (which is why I am improving my military power.)

Fo realz? Fo real! (Also, did you hear that we don't live on Earth, fo real) Rap is music, just crap music.

I'll swap you some Uranium for some weaponry, I'll throw in a dozen kangaroos.

Oh come on! I know a girl who won't get dated because no guy can sneak into their place due to her dad. Bodyguards are nothing compared to an overprotective father. :cry:

That's because they're 13 year old kids who only know how to copypasta. :evil:

Like hell I'm joining any mother's meetings! :P Nuclear submarines. I forgot about them. Good point. Uranium for everybody! /cheer I guess we're building some nuclear submarines! I agree let's trade for some, Uranium has it's uses. Bloody hell, I'm going to really have to get alot of people employed in the mining industry, aren't I? I shall now pay for miners to move out into Australia, so that's paying for flights and a 7 day car rental, provided they work in my Uranium mines. I shall also be reducing/removing various taxes on beer. This is because it is Australian's butter, it's bread being meat pies. If you can speak with an Aussie accent, drink like an Aussie and can't remember [cabbage] about Australian history then you'll pass at customs.

Bee.

Yes, certainly. Infact I have increased Uranium export by 300%. dungeonal and istolethepie, would you two consider a trade alliance with Australia? As you guys are my 2 highest export countries. Anyone wishing to trade advancements in technology and weaponry for Uranium? I am also able to make China more inclined into an agreement due to the relationship Ruddy developed with China. This does not guarantee I can force China into anything, just tell them that I agree with the idea. (Tough luck if I don't, I'm no hypocrite.) I am also in the market for soft drugs due to me deciding to test if Australia can handle the legalisation of them. I would be happy to extend an alliance to you, but I feel that I would feel safer if it was a joint alliance with China towards you. If Israel and China agree with me, then we would sell you our recent advancements in the field of Solar technology in exchange for weaponry. Japan definitely is expanding my military, however we will have little use for uranium - due to nukes being banned, and our goal being solar energy rather than nuclear. However, my allies may require it. -- Military & Unemployment. When I took over, Japan had only 238,000 personnel. To help combat unemployment, approximately 160,000 more citizens have been hired by the military. Many of these are undergoing training at the moment, however within a few years the infantry shall be very highly trained. Similarly, while previously only 3% of the national budget was spent on the military I am raising this to 5%, increasing our budget to around $80 billion. This will of course mean that our infantry is equipped with highly accurate and reliable weapons. Similarly, I wish to investigate the creation of a large armoured battalion with their own air support. Uranium, or to be more specific, Depleted Uranium, has many military uses outside of nukes. [hide=] [/hide] EDIT: Might have to bump my Uranium Exports to 600%.

:roll: We all know what you do with your sheep in NZ....

Yes, certainly. Infact I have increased Uranium export by 300%. dungeonal and istolethepie, would you two consider a trade alliance with Australia? As you guys are my 2 highest export countries. Anyone wishing to trade advancements in technology and weaponry for Uranium? I am also able to make China more inclined into an agreement due to the relationship Ruddy developed with China. This does not guarantee I can force China into anything, just tell them that I agree with the idea. (Tough luck if I don't, I'm no hypocrite.) I am also in the market for soft drugs due to me deciding to test if Australia can handle the legalisation of them. Australia has had a fabulous year since we got out of the recession and I have removed programmes to aid solely Aboriginals, and altered Centrelink to make it harder if you're just using it to not work. This has lowered unemployment to 2%. 1% are incapable of working, and the other 1% are in between jobs. With the ease that citizens can now own guns the amount of gun related crimes have lowered. Although after testing enhancement drugs on 10,000 soldiers we have had to issue a kill-on-sight order on 9,949 soldiers who have had mental issues caused by the drugs and have lost all signs of conscious behaviour. They do things like attack anything, causing self harm and do not recognise family or friends. The effects are completely non-transferable and are proven to not be a possible zombie outbreak.

Hasn't been on at all today, feeling sick. :-X