Harakiri

Cool. I am glad to convert people to VG Cats. I'm gonna email the maker and ask if I can get a free plushie or something for doing that.

They ruined Deadpool, and for that, I must say that they ruined everything awesome about the movie/game. Deadpool sucked in the movie, he was like a teenage kid... Compare him to this:

Sorry to be off topic but WOOT! ANOTHER VG CATS FAN! WOOT! Now that that's out of my system, I played pandemic 2, but never have been able to infect madagascar. I kill everyone in Asia and Europe, but everywhere else is left untouched.

Were you trying to be funny? :? I wasn't funny? :( You're never funny. I lol'd.

Oh crap...I haven't done an authors corner in a while...Might have to do that.

Can you pre-order FFXIII yet? I'm wondering if Gamestop will have exclusive stuff for people who preorder it. Also, 2000 post! WOOT!

Love the people who do it, and then blatantly lie to make themselves sound good. I lol'd yesterday when the level 3 guy who was asking for money than goes on to ask what our woodcutting levels are, and then replies 99. Look him up and he has nothing.

Yeah, Battle Tendency is a great story arc. Love it when he starts fighting Nazi's.

Question: What's the best sport for kids? Answer: Golf Man 1: What? Golf is slow and boring and not loud. Why the hell would kids care to play it or watch it if it's boring? Man 2: But think of all the money we will make by tacking pictures of the kids favorite cartoons onto golf stuff. Man 1: We're probably going to air the PGA Tour too? I mean, it's better than our prime time lineup, but nobody will watch it. Man 2: We'll do it anyway. Man 3: We can't destroy the channel anymore than we already have. Man 1: That's true.

Untold Legends?

Because it wasn't stupid enough having a whole school dedicated to a card game, let alone a whole culture surrounded by this game... SALES PITCH: "Kids love Yu-Gi-Oh, but we need to think of a new idea..." "Kid has to have crazy hair..." "Yes." "Kid has to play duel monsters and always win." "Yes." "AND THEY RIDE ON MOTORCYCLES IN AN APOCALYPTIC WORLD!" "YES YES YES!!!! WRITE A SCRIPT NOW, MAKE A MANGA, AND LET'S START PRODUCTION ON THE CARDS!" "WOOT!" "THE HEART OF THE CARDS GIVES US MONEY [bleep]ES!" "But why can't they just play cards while not driving? Why do they have to do it on a motorcycle...wouldn't they run into something?" "YOU'RE FIRED! WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT! The next series, Yu-Gi-Oh The Gunslinger will be about cowboys riding around and playing Yu Gi Oh cards, and the cowboys will actually be Egyptian gods reincarnated from Earth!" "YES YES!"

Forum Name: Ratchet573 Runescape Name: Ratchet573 Name to use on Picture: Ratchet573 Picture: URL: http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn34 ... led-51.jpg

Random pics of me in Lumbridge partying. Most are for my friend who wants to see if this is the right game for him, so don't expect any really funny ones. [hide=] [/hide]

Super Chinese Looks Like Japanese Awesome Challenge?

~The Story of Why I Wrote This Story~ In the past couple weeks I've worked on a new story A story that I can't post as of yet, for which I am sorry. It has 78 chapters and will be long Just thought I'd tell you and include it in this song. While writing it I was thinking of names. Some of which, make me feel ashamed. "Just wait," Dad says, "finish the story." But Dad, I didn't perform poorly. Every name can be used for various reasons. I could use it for a prequel, or write a poem about the season. Or even include it as the name of a chapter But let me stop from saying this meaningless banter. In an attempt to write this story I found myself thinking of new, and more intricate ways to tell it, without boring the reader with philosophical messages or stupid lessons like "Every idea is a good one, just flesh it out" or some crap like that. So, I decided that I would write a story about writing this story which sounds all good and fine but can be confusing. How can I write a story about writing this story when I am still writing this story? The next sentence starts with "The". The reason I used that last sentence was to show you how I will not write this story because that will surely bore you to death. In a much more exciting attempt to tell you why I wrote this story, while telling the story, I will instead work within the story, giving clues to how I wrote the story withing this story, which is making your head hurt, and even making the author's head hurt a bit. I wrote the story of this story because I can't write a story without telling you why I wrote the story or my influences. I wrote this story because I wanted to write a story of how I wrote that story for excitement of the reader. And that is the story of that story posted up above, but this is also part of the story, which means I need to write a story to this story. Right? "Ratchet." Is that you me? "Yes." How can you talk to me if I am you and you are me. "How can you speak such drivel without wanting to slap yourself. Here I will do it for you." Ow! I don't like it when you [bleep] slap me me! "I am not known as "me" I am known as "Ratchet."" But that is impossible because I am Ratchet and you are in my head. You must be my imaginary friend Binkles from when I was six, coming to get revenge on me. "No, I am you, and I have always been with you. Remember that time you peed in your cup at the movie theatre because you didn't want to miss any of the movie by going to the bathroom? I was there, along with the two friends laughing at how small it was." If you are me then you know I am sensitive to such a subject as size! "So am I, and if you were so sensitive then why do you not think I am? I am crying on the inside like you are." Wait, so my inside has an inside? Isn't that a never ending paradox then? "Yes, everything is a paradox, nothing is right with the world. Not even coffee beans are right." What's wrong with them? "They are the bats of hells droppings. When grinded they turn into the drink of sin." So Satan drinks coffee? "No, he prefers Pepsi." But I am athiest, which means I want an explanation for why coffee beans are here that does not involve Satan. "O.K, they grow on a tree." Much better. Do you think I look good? "Don't you always?" Do I? "Yes." Does that mean my inner self wants to pop out and make out with my outer self? "No, that means I am a narcisist to the highest degree." Funny how I am not. "Did I mention I am not the part of the brain you want to speak with? I am your opposite." Why does my brain have an opposite? "Because if it didn't, it wouldn't be stable." But it isn't anyway. "I wonder why...maybe if you embraced in the Harry Potter series and watched the Twilight movies you wouldn't be a boring person." What the hell will Twilight do for me besides make me wish there was no such thing as a vampire anymore? "It will teach you values and also teach you that not all creatures that are different have to be violent. They can sparkle with the sparkle of love and..." Shut up idiot. "What? You dare fight with your inner self? I'll slap you." OW! "Ha! See, I can whoop you any day of the year!" And thus concludes the fight with my inner self. Or my inner opposite self. Archimage has inspired me to write this and that is thusly why I wrote it, because inspiration usually wears off on me after two seconds. Archimage is an inspirational person who helped free the slaves and was able to convince the French Army to disband because they will do better off without one. Dear Archimage, Though my life will always be incomplete without a story to read, your stories make my life more incompleter. It's because every time I read one of your stories you take an idea that I wish I thought of at first. And for that, for such unimaginable evil as stealing an as of yet thought of idea, I must kill you and tear out your heart. I will then eat it and wonder why I did such a disgusting thing. I could have deep fried it at the least. I will then eat your brain, and all your memories and ideas will be transferred to me. But eating brains also sounds disgusting, so I will deep fry those too. But then the memories and ideas will be fried. [cabbage]. Archimage, you have made my life a living hell and for that, I do say "Thank you sir". For without you, when would I have ever gotten the World Record for "Most Blood Lost From Cutting Himself". Thank you sir. Your friend, (and soon to be murderer) Ratchet P.S: Disregard everything about me murdering you. I would rather hire a hitman to do so. I have already chosen Blue Jay, for he does not need a weapon to kill you, all he needs is to bring his mouth and speak to you for hours on end. Have fun! Don't lock your doors either, being the rapist *AHEM* sorry, coughed there, being the person he is, he knows how to get past a locked door/window. This is the end of my story today I hope you understand what I say For this is the ending and if you do not Reading this story was all for naught. I took you on a jouney through the human mind I made you take that extra step across the line I made you see things you could not have seen If it had not been for me. And though an arduous journey it was You have survived, and for that you deserve applause. It might have been scary, it might have been fun You might have enjoyed the minds bakery with fresh sticky buns If ever you want to go back, magic words you must say Then picture your mind and yell "Olay!" Fireworks burst forth and people cheer You've entered your head for the first time in years. Unless of course you aren't a vampire like me and can actually dream, then do none of those things, and instead just yell DING A LING! People will look at you, maybe even laugh, They aren't laughing at you, they are laughing because you have become one with your mind And thus ends the mind-[bleep] I have so carefully devised.

juiced?

^^^Yeah. I know that one.

Bumping for use by some of our newer members.

I could barely read it. It was plagued with commas where there should be periods, periods where there should be commas, capitalization errors, sentence structure problems. A confusing mess.

^^^Guardian of the Spirit is the surname of an anime that plays after bleach. It's about this chick who has to protect the prince for a couple years and keep everyone who wants to murder him away. It's pretty good. -Xavier: Hate the style, and have never found it funny. -King of the Hill: It's alright. I watch it when there is nothing else on, but the sheer reason I didn't put it on the good list is because I don't think it belongs as much on Adult Swim. -Squidbillies: Can be alright. His hats are funny, but it sometimes goes overboard. -Superjail: Metalocalypse did brutal violence before it, and did it better. Does anybody remember when Adult Swim played Saved by the Bell? Does anyone remember when adult swim played Pee Wee's Playhouse? Were they starved for material or something. They still are, they resort to playing reruns all the time.

Borat. Best movie I have seen in a long time. Hilarious.

Lol, I think VG cats is hilarious. They make fun of everything. I like it better than Penny Arcade...I have never been able to read mass amounts of those strips. Adult Swim Suck- -Xavier Renegade Angel -Mighty Boosh -Tim and Eric Awesome Show -King of the Hill (has it's moments, but I will never forgive Judge for making this instead of continuing Beavis and Butthead) -The PJ's -Squidbillies (once again, has it's moments but I've never liked it) -Superjail Good Stuff: -Sealab 2021 (At least they still play this) -Robot Chicken -Family Guy -ATHF -Bleach -Guardian of the Spirit thingy -Boondocks -Metalocalypse -Venture Bros -Frisky Dingo Pretty much everything else on Adult Swim other than the stuff mentioned under good stuff sucks. There is just not enough good anime. Nadril, I am sure we don't have the same tastes in comedy, but Venture Bros and Frisky Dingo are hilarious.

Only Duke Nukem would say something as stupid as "Augh yourself." Terrible drawing BTW, that looks like any of a million generic shooters. Duke Nukem.

You haven't fully read Part 1? That part was only like five volumes long. Then part two was only nine or ten. Part one is sweet because they end up fighting Jack the Ripper.

I didn't know Canada was important enough to have their own day. Happy Canada day!