Harakiri

Shadow of the Collasus? Just a guess with the black horse and wide open world with nothing going on.

That pisses me off to! I can afford to buy this robe that costs fifty times more than the regular! It may not be any different than the normal robe, it's stats may be the same, but dammit! I want to show my wealth to the world, show I can afford to buy stupid crap that does nothing but tell everyone, "Hey, I am rich and you are not!". DAMN YOU JAGEX! DAMN YOU TO HELL! I JUST WANT TO EXPRESS MY WEALTH BUT BECAUSE NOBODY CAN NOTICE IT, WHAT'S THE POINT??? :roll:

I've ranted about this before. It is stupid how they talk in there. "Buying armor in GE!" "Selling armor in GE!" "Selling armor!" (Why do people not use the conveniently placed GE?) It has nothing to do with that, it doesn't exactly bring anyone down or do anything hurtful. They are not D-bags, I reserve that honor for the most idiotic, they are just plain and simple idiots. It's pointless to say that stuff because if I cared to buy your rune helm, I would go on the GE and buy it.

PK is completely biased because mages are using magic to kill you? Let's talk a second here, kay? Penrino apparently cannot understand the fact that defense is a factor to balancing a game as well. As with most game the armor for a melee fighter is much better than a ranger or a mage. In order to balance this, rangers have armor that is not as powerful, but are able to shoot from long range. Mages though have terrible armor, can shoot from long range, but can also use their magic to prevent getting hit ridiculous amounts of damage from the strength pure. In other words, once again, we find the triangle of combat: ||||||Melee||||| |||||/||||||\|||| ||||/||||||||\||| Ranger-------Mage Sorry, that is a terrible pyramid, but it illustrates the point enough. Melee-Range Range-Mage Mage-Melee If it bothers you so much that they can stop you, a general strategy would be to use a poisoned weapon, and poison them so while you are frozen or whatever, your opponet gets damaged as well. Another strategy, that I wish hardcore PKers would learn to understand, is simply to train in two areas. As a melee combatant, train in range as well so you trump the mage, and the ranger. Melee wise, depending on what level you are, you can trump as well. Keep a set of armor for melee, and keep some ranging things so you are ready for any situation. Hell, even train in all three so you can trump everyone. I never have understood why PKers have to specialize in specifically one area. Then they complain because they get beat by the others and it is unbalanced? Maybe if you quit working on 99 strength while only having 1 defence, and worked as well at range or mage, you might be able to have more successful PK runs. That's just my general opinion on PKing anyway.

I hate when people do that as well. Everytime you do answer, they have to give you a higher level, whether to gloat or look like an [wagon] I don't know. I especially hate it when their first response is "Nice". That annoys me for the sheer reason they get you to feel good, then are like "Tee hee, you have 80, I have 84". It's like they give you a glass of wine, and then admit they pissed in it. I usually reply with 1 as well though, it shuts them up and tells them to mind their own business, and if it mattered so much what level I was, go look on the goddam high scores.

I would have ranted too. I would also have talked about how the chat's gone down the drain, because it really has. It sucks now, and it's mostly full of random stupidity. Sure it's fine to be random, but that's just bordering on [developmentally delayed]ed. If it is RuneHQ, we can change their name to Harassing Queers and leave it at that. I wouldn't join any clan chats anymore just because they seem to turn into cesspools of idiocy.

~Chapter 1~ Mission: To liberate the Hot Springs of all pirates, avoiding the manta rays. I tried to listen to my sergeant, but as with most authority figures, Sergeant Abrams was all talk, no action. Get your [wagon] in gear, blah, blah, blah. I didn't care if he noticed me looking out at the sea of bubbling waters known to everyone as the Great Hotspring. If he did decide to yell at me for having more interest in looking for the enemy then his pointless inspirational speech, then it's his problem when the Manta's kill us all. "Dammit Camden, what the hell are you doing, look at me! Your personal report says nothing about you having ADHD. Pay attention to my goddam face!" I felt the sergeant's spit against my cheek like hot rain drops. If this wasn't a military operation, I would have thrown him into the Hotsprings, watched him cook like a lobster. Doing that during a military operation though was not the best idea. "Sorry sir." I saluted. The sergeant laughed. "You losers are all the same, you never back talk, you never do anything. You're the worst group I've ever been assigned. We don't ever have fun!" The sergeant paced back and forth. He stared at each of us. We were twelve strong, we stood in a perfect line, we saluted like good little boys. We were the perfect team. We stood now at the front of this hovership, our guns cradled in the holsters on our backs. As expected, the sergeant continued his spiel. It was rare not to find him talking. He probably talked in his sleep, talked on the toilet, talked during morning mass (which we were not invited to). He was so damn annoying. It was another five minutes before he shut up. To the left side of the ship, a giant splash was heard, followed by a tidal wave that reached almost ten feet over the deck of our ship. "Holy crap!" The sergeant said before the wave crashed into us. The boiling hot water was painful, but our uniforms thankfully were able to stand up to heat. There was a thick membrane inside of it that contained cold water. When needed, it could also warm up. It was terribly cold at the moment. But, it protected my body from the neck down from the water. My head wasn't badly burned, but some of my hair was singed off. The wave had washed three of our guys into the water below. Now we were down to nine, and an annoying sergeant. All of us were missing patches of hair. "Why the hell do they give us suits that protect us from the neck down?" The sergeant complained. "Now my face burns like goddam hell!" I was the first to scream. Once everyone had heard me, they joined in. We all pulled our machine guns from their holsters and shot at the giant manta ray. It flew right over us. "Oh shi..." The sergeant was the first to be struck by the lightning generating from the manta's stomach. He fell, instantly killed. We continued to shoot but could not even make the thing flinch. "Oh my god!" Three bolts of lightning struck the ship, and it began to explode and keel over. We were going to fall into the waters. Adrenaline kicked in. I ran as hard as I could to the railing that surrounded the deck. I then shot at the water. The waters started to stir. "GET OVER HERE!" I screamed out. Some of the men did, the other were too busy shooting randomly, or blowing their own brains out. Another manta was pulling out of the water where I shot. It was coming up like an elevator. "JUMP ON!" I then vaulted over the railing and fell on top of the monstrosity. Three others followed me. "How'd you know?" One of the men asked as the manta continued getting higher. "I assumed that the sea's floor was actually made up of these things. The electricity that their bellies generate stimulate the algae on their back, like these," I pointed at a towering fungus that was coughing, "which causes them to burp, which, with so many algae doing this, creates a hot, bubbly water, like a hot spring." "How come the electricity didn't affect us when the wave hit?" One of the men asked me. "The electrical current is probably not very powerful. They have to focus it in order to create a lightning strike like our friend over there did." I pointed at the other manta, now flying away gracefully. "If not focused, it just scatter everywhere." "Where the hell is this thing going to take us, besides to those hot springs?" "If we're lucky it will land next to one of the islands that are found around the hotspring, if we don't we die. But hey, at least this way we have a chance." I laughed, I never would know why. The manta ray flew gently through the air like a cloud.

TODAY IS BILLY MAYS DAY AND WE ARE ALL SUPPOSED TO TALK IN CAPITALS IN MEMORY OF HIM. WHO WILL TAKE HIS PLACE? VINCE IS IN JAIL? CAN HE ADVERTISE FROM JAIL? HI IT'S VINCE WITH THE AMAZING NO-SLIP, A NO SLIP WAY TO HOLD YOUR SOAP!

I'm bored so I'm reading Inuyasha again. :? It's still alright, it's just that I need something more violent and brutal to read. Shamo or whatever ended up boring me. I guess Vagabond is next.

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SUCKED ABOUT TRANSFORMERS 2 Transformers 2 was not a bad movie, but it definately did not live up to the first one. It's story was shallow, it's acting was kind of missing, it's comedy was annoying and too in your face. So let's list ten things that sucked about it: 10: Comedy The first movie had a dash of comedy as well, but this one was so full of it, it was unbearable. Sam's Mother ruined the first half of the show when she took weed and started going nuts. It wasn't funny, it added nothing to the story, and it made me inch closer to the door out. Also, the final scene shows a guy going underneath a transformer, and lo and behold it has balls dangling there by chains. It's not funny, it makes me want to leave. 9: Cussing Cussing is fine in a movie, but this movie was full of it. I believe they said "[bleep]" once, but everyone else just said "F this" or "F that". "[cabbage]" was heard a couple times, as well as other words. It wasn't that unbearable, it just felt like it was coming from the nerdy white kid in class who wanted to be cool. It didn't belong, it was just there to sound cool I guess. And this is more a kids movie than anything, kids like Transformers, and that was the main demographic in the theater was kids below 16. 8: Here's Megan Fox's [wagon] Megan Fox, in my opinion, is not that hot. Her face is...ew...she has a nice body but they seemed to shove it in your face. The first we get of her is of her, working on a motorcycle. But the camera decides, instead of a side view, to go for the [wagon]. She wears tight, revealing stuff most of the movie, and though that's not a bad thing, it feels like the director shoves it in your face. 7: We're Acting! Shia Lebouf did not even try most of the time. His acting was kind of lame, wooden even. Megan Fox was alright, the Transformers voices have always sounded stupid to me. Overall though, there was barely enough acting to even recognize if they were doing really good or really bad: 6: Um...Where's The Actors Most of the movie is made up of CG like we are playing some kind of video game. Characters sit against a wall, drinking a beer as the Transformers stand around or fight, and the actors sit on the sidelines. 5: Was That Necessary? The sex scene between main character Sam and the blond woman was annoying, because it simply did not need to be there. If we are going to kill him, why would we do it with his penis in us? Why not just kill him and leave? You don't need all the stuff for horny fan boys. And of course, Megan Fox's character has to walk in during it and walk off. 4: First Action Scene It seemed to just be there to introduce us to characters or something, it never played a huge role in the story, and seemed to just be there for the hell of it. To show off the CG or something. 3: Shallow Story The story was fairly shallow, fairly straightforward, and was never that awe inspiring. I never really cared about the story because I saw where it was going once he was getting the symbols in his head. "Oh, it's a map of some sort to where a transformer or something hides". Well look what I got right. 2: The Final Fight Scene The final fightscene had to be about a half an hour, and the only acting in it was of Shia and Megan running. And running more. In slow mo...What the hell is this, Baywatch? And the fight was so boring. My head started aching because of all the explosions, but there was really not anything exciting about it. Optimus Vs. The Fallen was really gay, it took maybe thirty seconds of more explosions. What the hell, this is the main bad guy? A robot simply killed? WHAT? The scene where the Fallen sucks up all the tanks and lets them fall down the pyramid was kind of cool though. 1: Revivals (WARNING: SPOILERS) Shia ends up getting killed, and how does he come back to this existance? By the Primes giving him back his life? What? How the hell does that make sense? If the Primes could bring people back from the dead, why the hell didn't they bring themselves back to life? The rivival also brought back the Matrix, which helped revive a dead Optimus Prime. It was stupid. Of course Optimus dies and they find something that can revive him. Of course the annoying main character can get resurrected by a bunch of dead robots.

THE VIDEO GAME GRAVEYARD Where Video Games Go To Die Updated almost daily, the Video Game Graveyard is the tale of James, who ends up getting a job at the place. Throughout multiple adventures in which he must carry out tasks and dig up graves, he fights bad guys, saves the world, drinks Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel, and even has a girlfriend (Cream the bunny). Today marks the day the third Episode will be posted. I have to advertise it (and not post it) because it can be pretty raunchy at times. But it is still an exciting reading experience for those hardcore gamers wishing they could live in a world surrounded by game characters.

Gurren Lagann is pretty good.

No. Oh my god...I know what the hell that is though. It looks like Metal Gear Acid...Syphon Filter? (That's a PSP game...)

Metal Gear Acid? I remember that boss fight.

Penrino, may I refer you to a beautiful book written in the second age that perfectly explains this problem? FROM: The Book of Magic Volume 9: The Version for Slow Learners Sorry, couldn't resist working with photoshop for a second.

It was more like an hour and a half. The acting was alright in my opinion. Shia is not the best actor. The robot fights were alright, but nothing to remember.

I never liked Arcanists either, the controls were bad and it felt kind of sloppy to me.

Body=Hawt Face=Nowt I saw the movie, it was alright. The ending kind of sucked...too many explosions, and the fight against the Fallen was not as exciting as I was hoping for. It was pretty funny though.

I know. How the hell was slumdog millionaire the best movie of last year? I couldn't stand it. Nor Benjamen Button, it was so boring.

You know what I hate? Lenin bashing? Why are we bashing the Chinese guy? :lol:

Gonna see it with a couple friends tonight. The reviewers are bashing it, but everybody else says it was really good.

Currently reading: Nothing...except for Nintendo Power. The lack of reading materials at our library disturbs me. Last thing I read was this book called Beat the Reaper by a new author. It was fantastic. Funny, action packed. A great book.

Kim Jong Il has threatened the United States so many times, but has never done anything. Starting a war with the U.S would be stupid, he would definately find himself crushed. Also, did anyone know the day he was born, a rare albino sea cucumber was found, which I guess marks the historic event.

Just finished watching Neon Genesis Evangelion. My head hasn't exploded yet. And for some reason the word "congratulations" is stuck in my head. Probably the wierdest ending to any anime, ever.

Only the first two parts though...after three it goes downhill! Here's my response to that: [hide=][/hide] He said that a lot in the first part if I remember...I just never understood the stupid thingies that pop out of their mind. I liked ripples, but hated the stupid monster thingies.