Nurse_Renard

Jeezus, Next thing you'll know they'll trying to get rid of "The poor ikkle goblins" 'Cause noobs keep killing them, But serisously, What the hell is the point in this thread, You're blowing raspberrys at dogs, OMG! CALL THE RSPCA!!!.

I dreamt about Rs's crimbo event 06, I dreamt the reward was weird coloured ties. :-k Meh, they're better than the hats :evil:

Dying (I'm teh noob with only 63 wcing) And losing all my stuff, or being begged when I don't want to be. (I liked being begged, it makes me feel mildly important)

This was in lumby. noob: free stuff plz, I died Me:*Goes on a long lecture about how I died 10 times and lost everything, so why can't he. Noob:Free stuff plz Freind: Follow for 545840968mil noob follows *later my freind returns having claimed he dropped the money and the noob is just standing there* Later still *Pm* noob:I m gonna come break your neck *Or something stupid* Noob:Which state do you live in? ^ What happend after that noob: I have no time for noobs (Rofl!) noob: *Claims his bro coming to play on this account* me: reported for offensive launguage(He kept trying to swear), and account sharing.

There was an auto-scammer in f2p lumby earlier, It was doing the ol' free lobster scam, It didn't pay attention to people who called it a scammer, and it type way too fast it was typing 10 word sentances in 2 seconds, And it didn't do anything even if the same person kept trading them, and then declining. :anxious:

Earlier today some noob was doing the old "drop your items and press alt4" scam, So I stood next to him, telling people he was scamming, When I said "You should report him" He said "Oh oh" an' logged off, then logged back on and ran off. :? Later, the noob that was beliving him, asked what the buttons were. He then proceeded to try and sell a trinagle sandwich of for goodness knows how much. :roll:

My easter ring

Just check my siggy,I haven't been bothered to train member skill's atm, So the numbers pretty close. :-w

Deciding to go to wildy with full rune a scimy + 2-hander, a rune kite (h2) With no hope in hell of re-affording them, I brought tele's but I forgot to use them #-o

I'm gonna kill that pirate and steal his shirt! Jagex shold made it with the clothing update :evil:

Wow, That sounds intresting, might be a tad too complicated for Rs, But a good and well thought out thread nevertheless. Hope you make some more intresting threads. :)

Lol, this just happend to me. *In lumby* Noob: Type 333 to learn a cheat (He was wearing iron chain with black helm, and platelegs, and a bronze sq sheild) Me: *Playing along* 333 *He takes me to lumby bank* noob: withdraw 3k me: I've got it *Take's me to lumby swamp* Noob: press 34ft (Wtf?) Me:Okay... Noob:Now drop the 3k and press it. you will get 59k. Me:*Having pre-reported him* Noob scammer. *Logs out* I think that was his first scam :|

"It look likes It's training skills and sleeping at the same time"

Sadly, All my equipment has been stolen, thus ending my blog prematulrely, I am working on get my stuff back, and hopefully will start this blog proplery. :(

Grr! I've tried this again, And the autoers just ignore me! Have they been updated? :evil:

You make it seem easy, most I ever pked was an iron 2h current score: Invadertab:1 Weird noob/pures: 6 In the end I sold my scimmy and brought a hally

I used a candle there and I've been there for 2 hours without any explosions :P P.s this guide helped me get from 40 def to 51 :D

Apparently They have high range def :oops: Could you do a guide on hallying them? If you can't, I'll be happy make one :)

would you be able to lure a giant frog with a wind strike (Cuz it's cheapest) To a safe spot then kill them with a hally? That's what I do in tzharr :)

Why not just spend 100k on getting a rune hally? :?

Luring the ess autoers doesn't anymore, half the autoers are level 10's or the they just kill the muger #-o

Also if you lead the autoer to the west, where the trees are, there are 2 flowers, go near them, the autoer will run over to them and just stand on them for, like an hour, or until the owner of the auto-bot notices the lack of movement. :shock:

Very funny guide, I gotta try that sometime, when I can't be bothered to do anything... :

Ooops double post

Very good guide, I hally myself, but Half the time noobs (Sometimes with full black and mith longswords :shock: ) Try to steal my tzharr, so I stop attacking them, Hehe, Free noob bones :D