Inuashakent

IMO, BGS = Whip in most cases. The regular high hits compensate for the lack of speed. Ive actually proved this to myself. I spent 10 hours at Ankou with BGS, 10 with Whip + Def. Both of them got me around 55k exp an hour. When flashing Piety i got about 57 - 58 with BGS because i kept on hitting 60's. GS's are really under rated if you ask me. Hmm... that's extremely strange. Whips have consistently outdone GS by a large margin and has been consistently proven... I'm telling you, don't use the BGS. You're testing was inaccurate. (No offense...)

Well, it depends on which character you use. And thankfully, Smash jargon is reletively simple, and if you don't know any, Smashwiki.com is a great site for basics like that. Smashboards.com is the MLG forums for Smash, and again, if you have trouble to jargon just go to the wiki. I'm assuming your friend is decent, so the best thing to do is to look at some higher leveled play at youtube, and see what you can pick up. Post back when you need more help.

You don't need 68 Summoning for Waterfiends to blow everything out as a viable option. Waterfiends is the best.

Never use the BGS, but besides that, you're pretty much set. A Fire Cape would be a bit better, though.

Make sure you don't pay 1M to make it... just ask another player.

AHHHHH CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can't remain unlucky for too long...

There's no point in an easily punishable and foreseeable plank. And no, again, it's not the same thing. If it was, you'd see Wario's planking in vBrawl. (Which they don't, due to their recovery being the only recovery in vBrawl to not autosweetspot)

At the moment, you cannot obtain Junk over 150-300k/hour. The only reasonable way is to buy garbage items, such as 3rd age and higher leveled partyhats.

Yeah... but it saves a lot of money... I'm talking about 1.5M+/hour.

Lol.

What's wrong with making a monotonous game enjoyable?

This is true. If you want Junk, get into merchanting.

This is incorrect. You assume each hit adds 4/7 of a hit. As for the last part, defense ALWAYS matters, especially if you're not using a Bunyip. Bunyips are overrated in Slayer. I'm not entirely sure what you mean, I'm saying if your max hit was previously 20 it is now 20 and 4/7 (20.57). I did however assume that you did not hit a single 0 (forgot to mention it at the end) but when slaying I tend to not hit many zeros anyway, I see what you're saying though. As for bunyips being overrated, I entirely disagree, I now no longer need to take any food to my task and when combined with my enhanced excalibur I don't need to use my guthan either. Even if you don't include the 0's, you're assumption is wrong. Strength determines your max hit, and Attack determines your accuracy. Here's what I mean. Whatever you hit from 1-30 (let's just say 30) is random. So, your max raises from 1-30 to 1-40 (10 is a simple number). Basically, this means that WHEN YOU HIT, your max will be increased by 10. Your max going up by 10 doesn't mean each hit goes up by 10. You will have a chance to hit 40, that's all. What does this mean? Your mean of damages goes up from (30+29+28...+1) / 30 which is 15.5 goes up 10 max hit, it doesn't mean if your max hit increases by 10 it will be 25.5. If you do (40+39+38...+1) / 40, your mean of damages goes up to 20.5. What I said just means that your max hit going up by 4/7 DOES NOT add 4/7 to each hit. Factor in the 0's (Which you didn't before) and you'll have a very minuscule bonus, which is the fighter torso. As for the Bunyip, I guess overrated is the wrong word (although they kinda are...). I should have said overused. Sure, you don't need food for tasks, you miss out on the DDS specs and combat familiar. (10-20k xp/hour) That kind of xp is not something you want to miss out on. More utilitarian? Sure. Better? No.

The only way you can jump plank is to go super low, which will make you an easy target for edgeguarders/[bleep]es. Mario can't capeplank, he never could. Sure, he stalls and immediately comes back to the ledge, but he is still vulnerable when he's caping.

Bork is worth it. You can only kill Bork once a day. Bork is located in the Chaos tunnels, and he gives 250 Slayer xp, 7 Crimsons, 5 Blues, 2 greens, and 3000-9825. He attacks with melee, and he is assisted by Surok, who occasionally attack and has a max hit of 25. He also summons a few Ork legions which attack with Range and Melee. Just ignore them. You should wear Karils, a Godsword (whip is fine), and the familiar really doesn't matter. Turn on Protection from melee, and Piety. He is pretty easy, I just take whatever familiar is available. The best is a combat familiar or a Unicorn, though. You could take Proselyte if you are higher leveled, or if you are already there and you don't want to go all the way to the bank just to get new equipment. I would suggest a Super set, although a combat potion alone is more than enough. I would take 1 Super energy potion, and 1 Prayer potion if you have no prayer left. A couple monkfish will suffice. You could possibly do Ranging. There are safespots, as shown in the picture as shown below. You could Protect from Magic, and safespot the Ork legions. However, Bork has an extremely high Ranging defense. You should use Diamond bolts (e) if you can, as it will speed up the kills alot. Bork has a reasonably low Magic defense, but it costs alot and it isn't very fast, so I would advise against it. So, is it worth going all the way there? Well, it takes 1 minute and 15 seconds to get there, 1 minute and 45 seconds to kill it making it a grand total of 3 minutes if you are higher leveled. If you are lower leveled or Ranging, it could even take 4, or even 5 minutes. The reward is 250 Slayer xp, ~5k gp, and ~7k Summoning xp for ~3 minutes. That's 5000 Slayer xp, 100k gp, and 140k Summoning xp per hour! If you can, always do this daily. Also, it is worth a mention that if you decide not to, you should always go kill the bork if you have a Nechryael, Black demon, or a Dust devil task. (Don't worry, the Bronze dragons won't attack you unless you run near them.) The youtube video will tell you how to get there. Anyways, that was from my Slayer guide. Go to waterfiends, it takes 3x more charms than Dusties, and ~4x more than Slayer.

Tanks do well with high stats in everything, including Attack, Strength, Magic, Summoning, and Prayer, not just Defense. Raise EVERYTHING as high as possible, at least 80+. There is no such thing as a Bandos tank pure.

Obby shield = Granite, so go Granite, it's cheaper.

This. If you're not going for a permanent investment, you shouldn't do rares anyways... they are too unstable.

http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Morphic_Tool

Willows are slow firemaking xp. Why don't you go to teaks if you're going to drop them? But I would personally bank them because a bank is super close by at Draynor... But if you insist on rimmington, I guess I would bank them.

I'd probably Firemake, F2P moneymaking and cooking are slow...

Exp rates prove otherwise.

Nah Kent, imo it isnt 'the same game'. People still can plank and 'super camp' AND stall in Brawl+. Same physics. Same game engine. Same concept. You can't plank in Brawl+ due to the non-auto sweet spot.

Use a Combat familiar, not Bunyip. Use DDS specs, not EE specs. Use Prayer pots and use Offensive prayers. If you can do all this without Guthan's, get it. Guthan's is slow, but removing the above is slower.

Sure, if you ignore the time it takes to get SC legs. This is incorrect. You assume each hit adds 4/7 of a hit. As for the last part, defense ALWAYS matters, especially if you're not using a Bunyip. Bunyips are overrated in Slayer.