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I raise you . That might be the greatest achievement of mankind.

Hope FunnyJunk goes down. Their actions here are ridiculous, I really don't see how TO did anything wrong, and frankly their site sucks. Edit: Relevant http://theoatmeal.com/blog/funnyjunk_letter

Have to thank you again Randox, we made it. Erm, sort of. In accordance to what was totally the plan all along honest, Bill, Jeb, and Bob will remain there as a base to take screenshots. We really wouldn't have had fuel to make it back anyway, but the annoying thing is that we would have had the fuel, and probably not have crashed (we were close a minute before this with less horizontal force), if it hadn't been for freaking STICKY KEYS. I'm still confused as to how this once crashed when it was moving so slowly. My best guess is that it had a little too much horizontal speed, because when it hit only one leg blew, and it did a beautiful little cartwheel through the air accompanied by a lovely solo performance of The Thieving Magpie by Jeb before landing on its side and detaching the command pod.

So what I'm getting from this post is that an evil union of doctors and paramedics caused 9/11. Think of it like Nazi Scientists. The whole reason they did 9/11 is because they had secret documents in the building that were discovered. They had to get rid of the evidence, so they made it look like it was Osama that did it. So Osama was the mastermind behind World War II and the Nazis? No. Osama was Abraham Lincoln's partner in crime in the case of World War II, but Abe was the mastermind. Now I'm confused, where does the Space Pope fit on the chain of command?

9/11 was an inside job!

Yeah, I agree. Wait, that post is from last summer. Has it really been this way for that long?

Thanks! No successful landings yet, but using those tips, that descent gets a little slower each time.

People that are really computer illiterate and can tell you absolutely no information when you fix their computer. I'm tempted to just tell people they're on their own when the tell me about a problem for the first time, and I ask whether it's a PC or a MAC and their answer is "I don't know, I think it's a Dell." I am absolutely amazed that so many people don't even know what operating system they're on.

I'm pretty sure in the US obstructing an entrance to a store is a crime. Also, this is like pursuing revenge against the library because you couldn't be asked to renew your library card.

Holy crap. Hoh. Lee. CRAP. Gotta get this down before I forget anything, craziest dream I've ever had by a wide margin. Start dream, I'm sitting in some sort of cheap restaurant with family late at night, dad mentions something about going somewhere, looks at me and says "someone's coming for you, know why?" We get in the car and I fall asleep. What seems like the next morning, I wake up, but it's a school bus. It's filled by this weird orange misty light, and the bus is full of people about my age, all wearing Halloween costumes, myself included. We're all sitting really low, almost horizontally, so we're curling our legs against the seat in front of us. I look to me left and realize we're three to a seat, making it kind of cramped, and recognize my friend, who says "Have you heard of the antichrist?" I sit up all the way, orange haze still hanging, windows seem to have pure light outside of them, can't see an inch past them. The driver is wearing a rubber mask too, though seemingly of a normal guy, and sitting perfectly still. I also notice everyone is holding a bag of candy. Is it Halloween? I don't remember. I don't remember much of anything other than falling asleep in the car after the restaurant. Every few minutes or so this bus driver just moans loudly and angrily, and everyone immediately throws a handful of candy up to him, and this quiets him down. This was repeated a few times before the bus came to a stop. He opened the door and let me out. I was standing in front of a house I didn't recognize, a really wealthy looking one, and immediately understood that it was a dream. I kept repeating "lucid dream" to myself to hammer it in not to be scared of anything, but although I knew, I guess I didn't really understand. I went into the house, feeling that it was meant to be "mine", looking for my computer hoping I could get some answers. The house was dark and abandoned, and I kept fearing that the driver was following me, though I had no idea why. I wandered around and didn't find anything, so I headed back downstairs and saw a group of kids, maybe a couple of years younger than me, laughing and playing in the den, and now the sun was out. Just to confirm that I was in fact supposed to be here, I asked if it was my house. They looked at me like I was crazy and one girl answered "...um, yeah? Why, is something wrong?" I figured I wasn't getting anywhere and walked around the back to find that the house had my backyard, but I didn't go in because of these three bipedal gorilla looking things, but they're hard to describe. They had patches of blue hair on them, at the elbows and neck I think. Some large vulture thing about the size of a small desk landed, and one of them picked it up and started beating another with it. The vulture was pretty clearly dead, but I thought the ape-things were playing until I saw the one being beaten fall to the ground, and the third one crouch down and start strangling it. I went inside "my" house to a room and fell asleep. I woke up in my room feeling strange, not quite normal, but I thought it was over. I was actually about to get to the computer to tell about it in this thread. I then realized that on the space over my bed wear in real life a Soviet flag hangs was just a generic rectangle of fabric, and that was all it took to know I was still dreaming, though by that point I was mentally debating myself whether it was actually a dream, and I kept trying to remember previous events for inconsistencies and jump points, but it all seemed to flow. I kept struggling to wake up, which actually caused physical pain. I went outside because I couldn't think of anything else to do. It was very dark outside. Once I stepped outside the house, I couldn't find it again. The entire world was generated like Minecraft, with grass and dirt squares forming the landscape, though it was almost perfectly flat. There were lines of mine cart rails everywhere, and small tunnels made of netherrack that were completely pitch black inside. Every once in a while, a mine cart would glide by carrying someone I recognized, standing up perfectly straight and staring directly forward. When they'd enter one of the tunnels, sometimes they would come out, sometimes not. Some rails were just short segments on the ground. Eventually I just started running, and I felt like I was running for my life. This started before I turned and realized what I was running from. A large, green, translucent mass coming towards me very quickly. As it got closer, more and more of the landscape started to fall away and I could see lava rising from the ground. Eventually the landscape had deteriorated to such a point where I fell into an opening in the ground. The inside of the hole was surrounded by lava, as if I had fallen through into the mantle. The green mass matched my speed and came alongside me as I fell. I could see it had the face of an old woman, and it said in a quiet and deep voice not matching the face, "Do you know why I'm here for you?" I landed on my feet on a platform, and the lava closed the opening above so it was only me on the platform, surrounded by lava, and the green thing. We stared at each other for a bit, I started to feel extremely confident... and I woke up. I looked at the clock, which said 1:30 PM. I laid down for a nap at 12:30 PM. This all happened over the course of an hour. I have no idea what any of it means, if it means anything at all, but it still feels extremely strange. And I still keep checking to make sure I'm awake. Edit: Oh lawds, spelling errors aplenty.

Anyone have tips or mods to help slow a descent onto Mun? In all of the attempts to land on it so far, the slowest I've managed to kill my kerbs is 100 m/s.

Yeah, G4 has been going down... I was really confused when I had to go to Spike to watch E3 instead of G4. G4 was showing Cops or something, during the god damn Microsoft E3 conference. Wait, they're not even covering E3 right now? Used to be what seemed like 24/7 X-Play and Cheat, now I don't even know what they're going for.

G4. Aka, the Ninja Warrior and Occasional 80's Movie Channel, and Maybe Sometimes Something Video Game Related If We Feel Like It.

The sun in general, but especially around this time where it looks like someone set up floodlights outside my window and 6AM.

That he regularly agrees with you, I believe. Oh, go on dueling network once in a while. She* SAMUS IS A GIRL!?

When the sound of a song is amazing, but the lyrics are completely stupid and you can't find an instrumental version.

Annoying missions in GTA IV. They wouldn't be nearly as bad if they had checkpoints.

I forgot they used to do stuff like this.

Happy birthday! Best of luck with the lotto.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA4Zhc0bpks

Yeah it looks and plays great, but I really can't stand the fact that microsoft imposed the 1000x1000 map size. Just...total mood-killer. They did what now? 1000 blocks by 1000 blocks? That's tiny! :blink: To be fair, I'm not sure if an Xbox can handle a normal sized Minecraft world. It won't be as much as PC, but it should definitely be more than that.

Dr. Strangelove: Even though it's not as relevant as it was when it was released, it's still hilarious.

At my school, some sites are censored for "education". Not kidding. In mine as well. It's easy to reset the filter though.

Not being able to find good songs. Hours of searching, rarely finding anything, and because of how subjective even asking for a specific genre is, no one can help you.

Went to the World Trade Center today, pretty cool to see major buildings under construction.