Dizzle229

Goddess, for a 6 year old you were pretty devious. I knew you were raised by Lenin!

So did I. How wrong we were.

Whilst browsing the 4chan that is Bored.com, I discovered this little gem. http://www.iusedtobelieve.com/ Anyway, I thought this would be funny to do on TIF. Post any of your crazy childhood beliefs here! As for me, when a doctor told my dad he had high blood pressure, I thought that meant he was a Jedi #-o

As I said in the last thread, escort missions.

A Series of Unfortunate Events Chronicles of Narnia Touching Spirit Bear The Giver Currently reading The Green Mile.

He probably doesn't feel bad. He's probably as stupid as the kid who stole the car, then got pissed because he wasn't allowed to play video games that weekend.

Doesn't this seem familiar to any of you? Ah, yes. The article about the Dutch kid who hanged himself when his Runescape account got hacked. All the articles tried to blame the Runescape, and gaming itself. Then it turned out he already had other problems. This is no different.

Some can hurt you and with the way this one has started acting, I don't want to be anywhere near it. I've heard stories of ghosts following people from house to house but I'm praying this one is attached to this house. Also, there's a show on Discovery called "A Haunting". I love that show. However, some aren't likely to be true, and the ones that are, well, it's rare. However, believe in ghosts or not, stories will ALWAYS be around. It's not a question of scientific fact. People love this stuff. It's fun.

Back to my previous argument, you SHOULD NOT move because of a ghost. You just have to deal with it. As a last resort, you could have your house excorsized(sp) There was a woman who moved into her house and when she woke up the first morning her closet door was open. She moved. Now, does that seem rational to you? Ghosts are nothing to be afraid of. Poltergheists are not considered ghosts, but are actually linked to a specific person, usually a teen. Moving will not stop one. Demons are not ghosts either, are rare, and can be excorsized. Some things aren't ghosts at all. Residual hauntings aren't really ghosts.

Why do people suggest moving? They're not going to hurt you.

lol I got into the tank with the flood in Cold Storage :thumbsup:

Thanks, it worked!

I just started my collection of funny pictures. I have a folder for them, but I can't find where it says how big it is. I tried to view each picture's size seperately and add them together, but with a few hundred pictures, that could take a while.

Some of the "cleaner" BS I was able to find in the depths of /b/ [hide=/b/] [/hide]

I always get unlimited free refills everywhere on earth for all eternity and don't get anything but healthier. Why you ask? All I drink is water! HYDROTARIAN FTW :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

I say this at the risk of being flamed You should go back there all the time just to piss him off. If someone is a jerk to you for no reason, it's fun to piss them off.

Do you even know what Iraq is like? Congratulations for making yourself look reeeeeally ignorant. Thank you, you explained it better than my post. Your prize is 30 internetz!

I watch Ghost Hunters, they've had some great EVP's. Here's some of what Goddess was talking about. http://www.ghostpix.com/gis/E.V.P.html

You may choose not to believe me, I'm just reporting what happened. And btw, I was close to shore, so don't act like the guy had to have telescopic vision. As I mentioned, the thing was HUGE, and scout life guard towers are about a foot off the ground.

Shows how educated you are on the subject. It wasn't that obvious, he was in a drainpipe, and even then it didn't take THAT long.

McDonalds is a great place, you just have to know where to get it from. I used to get it in Freeport Long Island, the place was the ghetto and all the employees were criminal pothead high school drop outs. They ALWAYS got even the simplest of orders wrong, entirely incompetent using the machines, you had to watch what change they gave back, they were almost always eaither too stupid to do math, or tried to steal. To top it all off, their meat was green. Now I live in West Islip, and got my Mickey D's from here. Amazing. Always perfect orders, the employees do it as a high school summer job, they know what they are doing, and the meat is some of the freshest I've ever had.

Bronzewarrior has the best ones :P 1. I was in swimming with my troop in Skiff Lake on Long Island. These HUGE bugs with stingers that must have been 2 inches long start flyign around and landing on the water. I think there were about 6 of them. Anyway, one land in the water in front of me. I go to swat it under, thinking it won't be able to come back after me. As I raise my hand to hit it, the damn bug EXPLPODES in front of me, leaving me covered in the pieces. I turn around and I see the lifeguard up on his tower, holding a FREAKING RIFLE!!!!! Sure, shoot RIGHT next to me to kill a freaking BUG! 2. It was raining heavily one night and we were all under a tarp. One kid that went to douse the remaining embers comes back. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Just as he lined up with the edge of the tarp, the water on top spilled over the side and DRENCHED him. Here's where it gets even better. He realized a few minutes later that there were still some embers. He goes back out. Again, he gets hit. Then he says, "I don't want to get even wetter, I'm putting my hood up. He puts his hood up, unaware of the gallon or so of water that had pooled in there due to the rain and tarp attacks. When he put his hood up, it's contents spilled all over him :lol: I will think of more later.

No more than 1 GF at a time, and never more than one wife. Anyone who justs hits & quits needs to be beaten and flogged.

My blood. Stronger than Jesus'. Siggied :thumbsup:

I think China is more powerful than Russia. I don't know. That would make me think you hate the troops I do hate the troops. Now they're just staying in motels taking a year to look for a Haba Baba-baba-baba guy.They're risk to put their life on the line isn't for our country because Iraq isn't a threat anymore. There's more countries that are in a bigger problem than Iraq. What about Darfur? There was or is beatings going on everyday, but we're not liberating them. Of course I like the troops in the Gulf war because we were actually looking for Saddam. And all the wars before that that had a point, except vietnam, I don't think that was our business. But guess what, we found Saddam, and it's time to pull out and let the Iraqis fight back, WHICH THEY ARE DOING. I'm sure there's enough people with guns to murder a few insurgents. I know from stories of soldiers that came back that some soldiers broke into houses and salvaged money and food and items. I also know of arresting innocent people at checkpoints for no apparent reason. Please do not ask me for a source beside oral, and I hate when people ask for sources. You know what? We do need sources. Of every 1000 of our guys, maybe 10 will do something like that, and those people are punished.