ididnotlol

I would like to be put in solitary confinement in prison. (never talking to anyone could be fun...) I ignore any emotion and feel nothing when someone dies, nor do I even try to care, becuase the way i see it, that stuff always happens and is boring. I constantly wonder how much better things would be if i didnt exist, no school for me, no annoying parents etc... Just a few of my secrets. I hope nobody from my school see's this either, because i tend to pretend to be the sort of happpy cheereful guy just so nobody annoys me about my lack of emotion or care.

Well i woulda thought dying would be fun...

[hide=][/hide] [hide=][/hide] Am i the only one who saw this... Also im claustrophobic, and arachnophobic. I never go in elevators unless im with someone I trust

Lol @ the whole "i have never drunk it in my life" lol, then why sue? This man just sue's for the money and is the cause for political correctness, therefore being a major problem stopping us saying nursery ryhmes to our kids, saying merry christmas to people and overall stopping us enjoying life. I hope soulja boy sings to him so he dies....

Shyness is caused by not being around infirior (sp?) people enough. hang around with losers and eventually you'll have a big enough self esteme to ask anyone out :D Or just remember that there is a machine that might be used by scientists to test how the world was made, that has a small chance of killing us all, and its used on wednesday if they go through with the plan, then you'll realise to ask the person out before wednesday.

On my sixteenth birthday, all i actually plan to do is ask for the money my parents would be willing to spend on me, so that i may get something nice, and or save up, then I'd possibly go out for a meal with my family. I dont understand why people will pay well over 1k for a party, when you can have more fun at lazerquest and macdonalds, and spend the rest of the money on something that will last longer than a mere couple of hours.

I have to go to school in about 50 minutes... I'm so nervous that its making me ill. My main concern is hoping there is no chavs in many of the classes that i have taken.

Considering I spend all my summer holiday locked away in my room reading and watching t.v (I dont like being around people...) , those summer holidays went slow for me, I think it will be nice to see my friends again, and that I did have enough time off, shame its not like that when you get a job when your older though.

i gotta go back later at 11:15 pm becuase the new year sevens need time to look around, is it like this at other schools? Anyway this has gave my time to make myself a nice breakfast and a cuppa coffee . Soon i shall be supreme geek overlord once again... :ugeek:

Next time he does something that really annoys you, dont use violence, hw wont learn his lesson. Instead, humiliate him, prehaps by spreading rumours about him, and possibly embarrasing pictures of him over the internet, and to websites that him and his friends go on. The worse the humiliation, the more he'll learn not to disrespect you.

I don't use 4chan, so i don't even know about thier crap. i just assume. We all know what assuming does...

Chocolate digestives ftw.

Its sick really, how women actually tend to get away with sort of stuff because of this one rule, if a women hits me, or pushes me over the edge (by saying something that really offends me), i would gladly use my fists to put them in there place.

Brought to you from someone who saw the zombie plans thread... Its the alien plans thread. What is your plan if aliens attack? My plangoes by two rules, never go underground (they could flush us out with alien pets with large teeth), And never go in the sky, (where they could shoot the helicopter down.), i would make my way through and buildings with more than one exit, until i find a camping van i could steal, to pick up surviviors, then i'd drive from shop to shop picking up supplies, and possibly, getting a laptop with wireless internet to buy anti aircraft rockets from ebay. :pray:

Simple answer, What i always do when i think about how sad it is when people kill (themselfs or others), i just remember that we are all animals with higher thinking capacity, and that its our nature to kill and die. Its amazing how that thought gives me courage.

Sig-Worthy. I admit too that the wood looks fake though.Your the first guy i know with fake wood. (weel not neccaserily fake wood, just fake wooden artifacts...)

Or just smuggle emo's themselfs in! I wonder how much money that has the potental to make.

Case A: You slip and completely fall off balance, giving yourself a nice face plant on the concrete floor, amidst a crowd of friends and strangers. What do you do next? Laugh about it. Case B: You get caught staring at a woman's bust/man's region who you know and are confronted with: "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THERE?" How do you respond? Compulsive obvsesive disorder. Case C: You're walking in a cinema, and all of a sudden you try to go around an area and stupidly run into a barricade, and a group of teenagers repeatedly point and laugh at you. Laugh at them for being such losers with nothing better to do. Case D: You're kissing a girl. (Assume this is your first time) Even though they have accepted the notion of love, it is very stiff and un-natural. An awkward silence follows. What do you do or say next? Dont ya just love awkwark silences...

Tesco - the supermarket, survivor stonghold...building a mini civilisation in a shop...With protection.

I have been stabbed (by a sharp tree branch when i rode my bike into the tree...) i was neither angry or terrified, just in excrutiating pain. (I was about 10 at the time...)

1 in 7 people wake up during surgery.

Time for my totally new and unique business idea, smuggling emo clothes to russia. I'll make a fortune. 8-)

As long as you didnt burn the ididnotlol zombie army flag.

Happy period advert - speaks for itself. Cilit bang - "HI IM BARRY FREAKING SCOT, AND IF YOU DONT FREAKING BUY CILIT FREAKING BANG, I'LL KEEP SHOUTING AND SHOUTING." Then a woman appears, using cilit bang, and talking like a robot, obviously over acting "Look it is clean as a whistle." When i rule this mortal world I'll feed barry scot to aliens.

In that situation I'd certianly be doing something...