Death

680.

Nine.

Banned because that's a lie. (Go check.)

Keep it. A red mint.

Wrong, for all we know you could be lieing. At least some dust is skin shed by humans.

Holy cow, you sure keep accurate records. Welcome back to RS Blaze, hope you have fun. It lets you "borrow" the user's skills for a bit. For more information check out this link. http://www.runescape.com/kbase/guid/controls_assist

Banned for adding a blog advertisement to your signature.

A large tuna comes and impales you with a swordfish. He then cleans you, fillets you, cooks you, and garnishes you with some nice herbs and spices. He then eats you.

6,603.

Someone might be offended and come after you with a cane covered in blueberries. It's not smart to smear coconut meat onto someone's car because...

I can't say that I did. Did you know that the mythological founder of Thebes was Cadmus? Ah ah ah. Ran for 8 different offices, not president.

Watch them die. I don't have strong feelings for anyone not directly related to me. Would you rather be forced to read "War and Peace" in a single day on pain of death, or be dipped in hot tar?

You're fired from the rodeo fro killing the horse.

Sodaniceth.

Seven.

As that is not technically a gun, this is not technically a chainsaw.

5/10. Occasional sightings in "Today..." and The Gallery.

700.

^ Incorrect. < Is fine with that. v Reviews movies.

*Yells at Silver.* Hey! I don't have a short attention sp- oh look a shiny button. The newly creater Falador Tavern would be perfect for this.

Is able to answer questions.

I hate you for having an avatar that is you.

^Right. < Has no reason not to be happy. v Was a fan of pokemon at some point in their life.

6,605.