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It seems that I lack the knowledge of these drugs as I've never tried them before. One of the problems with making alcohol illegal would be that it's so easy to make. I think it only requires yeast, hops/barley/grapes and water to make wine/beer. Legalization of marujana - The amount of positive/negative effects aren't important to me. If you were to 'weigh' the sides up, which one would have more? And does the benefits of smoking marujana outweigh the costs?

I personally believe that minimum age buying laws for alcohol should be slowly phased to a minimum age of 16. Also, the public needs to be educated about the effects and consequences of alcohol, and how it should be consumed (eg. A glass of wine with a meal goes nicely, 20 shots of vodka on it's own doesn't). A lot of the problems associated with binge drinking is to do with the fact that American/British people are unable to lawfully drink for so long that when they finally are allowed to, they typically overdo it. Binge drinking rates in the UK are shockingly high (I haven't got figures on me though) Drugs - Well, I wouldn't call it socially acceptable to take any hard drugs such as cocaine, so it's less of a problem to society as a whole. For Marujana, I wouldn't know whether to support the legalization of it or not. There are medical purposes for the consumption of it, but the potential for abuse is just too high. You could also argue that it is a gateway drug, potentially leading people on to harder drugs due to the tolerance the body starts building up after sustained marujana usage. Acid/Mushrooms - I don't know enough about it to comment. Crystal Meth - The government could change the system so that it's much harder to make crystal meth from pills. Perhaps put pure capsaicin in pills so that when the pills are crushed, it'll be like snorting or injecting 50 Jalapeños extract, which could deter people from using it. I'm not sure where I'm going with this post. I'll leave this here until someone disagrees

:lol: (The apostrophe) That... was intentional

I will make my JaGex mod talk with proper grammar, be extremely posh and make random witty jokes/puns about the area/people around me. Perhaps I'd try and reinforce the British Stereotypes about Tea, Crumpets and the love of sweet sugary foods by making the Jmod claim to always desire them. I'd like to see a conversation like this - Me: How do you enjoy your Earl Grey Tea, [mod name]? Jmod: It's spiffing, good sir! EDIT - Hell, I might even make the Jmod post memes on RSOF or the front page ;o

I still find it amusing that you can justify suing someone for more money than the entire world's GDP

Inability to spell. I'm sure most people are familiar with texts such as "luv u 2 bb <33"

Typo's in Resumes. [hide=Massive Block of Text]From Resume Hell: 1. “Career break in 1999 to renovate my horse” 2. “1990 – 1997: Stewardess – Royal Air Force” 3. Hobbies: “enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians” 4. “Service for old man to check they are still alive or not.” 5. Cleaning skills: “bleaching, pot washing, window cleaning, mopping, e.t.c” 6. “Job involved…counselling clientele on accidental insurance policies available” 7. “2001 summer Voluntary work for taking care of the elderly and vegetable people” 8. “I’m intrested to here more about that. I’m working today in a furniture factory as a drawer” 9. “I am about to enrol on a Business and Finance Degree with the Open University. I feel that this qualification will prove detrimental to me for future success.” 10. “Time is very valuable and it should be always used to achieve optimum results and I believe it should not be played around with” 11. “I belive that weakness is the first level of strength, given the right attitude and driving force. My school advised me to fix my punctuality…” From Careerbuilder.ca’s 10 Wackiest Resume Blunders: 1. Candidate included a letter from his mother. 2. Candidate stated the ability to persuade people sexually using her words. 3. Candidate wrote résumé as a play – Act 1, Act 2, etc. 4. Candidate included naked picture of himself. From Amy Joyce on Resume Bloopers: 1. “Skills: Strong Work Ethic, Attention to Detail, Team Player, Self Motivated, Attention to Detail” 2. Woman who sent her résumé and cover letter without deleting someone else’s editing, including such comments as “I don’t think you want to say this about yourself here” From Ask Annie’s article about resume blunders: 1. “an applicant ghosted a headshot as the background to her resume” 2. Other Interests: “Playing with my two dogs (They actually belong to my wife but I love the dogs more than my wife)”. 3. “One applicant used colored paper and drew glitter designs around the border” 4. Hobbies: “getting drunk everynight down by the water, playing my guitar and smoking pot” 5. Why Interested in Position: “to keep my parole officer from putting back me in jail” 6. A woman had attached a picture of herself in a mini mouse costume 7. Hobbies: “Drugs and girls”. 8. Under “job related skills” – for a web designer – “can function without additional oxygen at 24,000 feet”. 9. My sister-in-law misspelled the word “proofreading” in her skill set. 10. The objective on one recent resume I received stated that the applicant wished to pursue a challenging account executive position with our rival firm. 11. Objective: “career on the Information Supper Highway” 12. Experience: “Stalking, shipping & receiving” 13. “I am great with the pubic.” 14. A candidate listed her e-mail address as pornstardelight@*****.com 15. The applicant listed her name as Alice in the resume but wrote Alyce on the onsite application. 16. One candidate’s electronic resume included links to her homepage, where the pictures were of her in the nude. 17. “…sent out my resume on the back side of a draft of a cover letter to another firm…” 18. “My duties included cleaning the restrooms and seating the customers.” 19. One applicant for a nursing position noted that she didn’t like dealing with blood or needles. 20. Achievements: “Nominated for prom queen” 21. I once received a resume with a head and shoulders picture in the top left of the first page. The picture was of a lion’s head, wearing a coat, shirt, and tie. 22. a resume… was printed on the back of the person’s current employer’s letterhead. 23. One resume that came across my desk stated how the individual had won a contest for building toothpick bridges in middle school. 24. A resume… had several grease stains and a smudge of chocolate on it 25. Hobbies: “Having a good time” From Careerbuilder.com’s Top 12 Wackiest Resume Blunders: 1. Candidate explained a gap in employment by saying it was because he was getting over the death of his cat for three months. 2. Candidate’s hobbies included sitting on the levee at night watching alligators. 3. Candidate explained an arrest by stating, “We stole a pig, but it was a really small pig.” 4. Candidate included family medical history. From Mainejobs.com’s Avoid These Resume Bloopers: 1. “nine-page cover letter accompanied by a four-page résumé” 2. “One applicant tried to make an impression by using four different fonts, three ink colors and a variety of highlighting options on her résumé” From ResumePower.com’s Ten Classic Resume Bloopers: 1. “Revolved customer problems and inquiries.” 2. “Consistently tanked as top sales producer for new accounts.” 3. “Planned new corporate facility at $3 million over budget.” 4. “Seeking a party-time position with potential for advancement.” From HotJobs’ Real-life Resume Blunders to Avoid: 1. “I often use a laptap.” 2. “Able to say the ABCs backward in under five seconds.” 3. “I am a wedge with a sponge taped to it. My purpose is to wedge myself into someone’s door to absorb as much as possible.” From Fortune Magazine via HumorMatters.com: 1. “Finished eighth in my class of ten.” 2. “Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.” 3. “Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.” 4. “Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.” 5. “Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.” 6. “It’s best for employers that I not work with people.” 7. “Let’s meet, so you can ‘ooh’ and ‘aah’ over my experience.” 8. “I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.” 9. “You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time.” 10. “I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing.” 11. “Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.” 12. “Marital status: often. Children: various.” 13. “I am loyal to my employer at all costs..Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail.” 14. “Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.” From Resumania’s Archive: 1. Job Duties: “Answer phones, file papers, respond to customer e-mails, take odors.” 2. Interests: “Gossiping.” 3. Favorite Activities: “Playing trivia games. I am a repository of worthless knowledge.” 4. Skills: “I can type without looking at thekeyboard.” 5. Employer: ” Myself; received pay raise for high sales.” 6. Objective: “I want to play a major part in watching a company advance.” 7. Experience: “Chapter president, 1887-1992.” 8. Experience: “Demonstrated ability in multi-tasting.” 9. Experience: “I’m a hard worker, etc.” 10. Languages: “Speak English and Spinach.” 11. Reason for leaving: “I thought the world was coming to an end.” 12. Additional skills: “I am a Notary Republic.” 13. Objective: “So one of the main things for me is, as the movie ‘Jerry McGuire’ puts it, ‘Show me the money!’” 14. Skills: “I have integrity so I will not steal office supplies and take them home.” 15. Objective: “To hopefully associate with a millionaire one day.” 16. Skills: “I have technical skills that will take your breath away.” 17. Qualifications: “I have guts, drive, ambition and heart, which is probably more than a lot of the drones that you have working for you.” 18. Objective: “I need money because I have bills to pay and I would like to have a life, go out partying, please my young wife with gifts, and have a menu entrée consisting of more than soup.” 19. Qualifications: “Twin sister has accounting degree.” 20. Experience: “Have not yet been abducted by aliens.” 21. Skills: “Written communication = 3 years; verbal communication = 5 years.” 22. Objective: “I would like to work for a company that is very lax when it comes to tardiness.” 23. Education: “I possess a moderate educatin but willing to learn more.” 24. Education: “Have repeated courses repeatedly.” 25. Salary requirements: “The higher the better.” 26. Salary desired: “Starting over due to recent bankruptcies. Need large bonus when starting job.” 27. Bad traits: “I am very bad about time and don’t mind admitting it. Having to arrive at a certain hour doesn’t make sense to me. What does make sense is that I do the job. Any company that insists upon rigid time schedules will find me a nightmare.” 28. References: “Bill, Tom, Eric. But I don’t know their phone numbers.” 29. Work experience: “Two years as a blackjack and baccarat dealer. Strong emphasis on customer relations – a constant challenge considering how much money people lose and how angry they can get.” 30. Personal: “I limit important relationships to people who want to do what I want them to do.” 31. Objective: “Student today. Vice president tomarrow.” 32. Accomplishments: “Brought in a balloon artist to entertain the team.” 33. Application: Why should an employer hire you? “I bring doughnuts on Friday.” 34. Achievements: “First runner-up for Miss Fort Worth, 1982.” 35. Reason for leaving: “Pushed aside so the vice president’s girlfriend could steal my job.” 36. Special skills: “I’ve got a Ph.D. in human feelings.” 37. Reason for leaving last job: “Bounty hunting was outlawed in my state.” 38. Experience: “Any interruption in employment is due to being unemployed.” 39. Objective: “To become Overlord of the Galaxy!” 40. Objective: “What I’m looking for in a job: #1) Money #2) Money #3) Money.” 41. Hobbies: “Mushroom hunting.” 42. Experience: “Child care provider: Organized activities; prepared lunches and snakes.” 43. Objective: “My dream job would be as a professional baseball player, but since I can’t do that, I’ll settle on being an accountant.” 44. Awards: “National record for eating 45 eggs in two minutes.” 45. Heading on stationery: “I’d Break Mom’s Heart to Work For You!” 46. “I am a ‘neat nut’ with a reputation for being hardnosed. I have no patience for sloppywork, carelessmistakes and theft of companytime.” 47. Experience: “Provide Custer Service.” 48. Experience: “I was brought in as a turnaround consultant to help turn the company around.” 49. Strengths: “Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.” 50. Work experience: “Responsibilities included checking customers out.” 51. Work experience: “Maintained files and reports, did data processing, cashed employees’ paychecks.” 52. Educational background: “Highschool was a incredible experience.” 53. Resume: “A great management team that has patents with its workers.” 54. Cover letter: “Experienced in all faucets of accounting.” 55. Objective: “I am anxious to use my exiting skills.” 56. Personal: “I am loyal and know when to keep my big mouth shut.” 57. Job duties: “Filing, billing, printing and coping.” 58. Application: “Q: In what local areas do you prefer to work? A: Smoking.” 59. Reason for leaving: “Terminated after saying, ‘It would be a blessing to be fired.’” 60. Personal: “My family is willing to relocate. However not to New England (too cold) and not to Southern California (earthquakes). Indianapolis or Chicago would be fine. My youngest prefers Orlando’s proximity to Disney World.” 61. Resume: “I have a lifetime’s worth of technical expertise (I wasn’t born – my mother simply chose ‘eject child’ from the special menu.” 62. Resume: “Spent several years in the United States Navel Reserve.” 63. Qualifications: “I have extensive experience with foreign accents.” 64. “I am fully aware of the king of attention this position requires.” 65. References: “Please do not contact my immediate supervisor at the company. My colleagues will give me a better reference.” 66. “Worked in a consulting office where I carried out my own accountant.” 67. Accomplishments: “My contributions on product launches were based on dreams that I had.” 68. Career: “I have worked with restraints for the past two years.” 69. Experience: “My father is a computer programmer, so I have 15 years of computer experience.” 70. Education: “I have a bachelorette degree in computers.” JobMob Top 10 1. Application: How large was the department you worked in with your last company? “A: 3 stories.” (Resumania) 2. A resume listed a skill as “being bi-lingual in three languages” (Ask Annie’s) 3. Background: “28 dog years of experience in sales (four human).” (Resumania) 4. In the section that read “Emergency Contact Number” she wrote “911.” (Ask Annie’s) 5. Candidate drew a picture of a car on the outside of the envelope and said it was the hiring manager’s gift. (Careerbuilder.com) 6. Languages: “Fluent in English. Also I have been heard muttering Gibberish in my sleep.” (Resumania) 7. “Directed $25 million anal shipping and receiving operations.” (ResumePower.com) 8. On one of our applications, a girl wrote ” I’m 16, I’m pregnant and I can do anything.” At the same time she turned in her application, her boyfriend handed in his. On his: “Felony for breaking and entering.” (Ask Annie’s) 9. “One candidate included clipart on their resume of two cartoons shaking hands.” (Ask Annie’s) 10. Application: “On the line that asked what “sex” he was, he wrote “occassionally”.” (Ask Annie’s) [/hide] God.

What kind of staking is that? Chaotic rapier/longsword?

You could always appeal that you know. Just quote the date of the offense, and tell them that someone was really called "Im Mod Peter". It could easily be read by someone else as Mod impersonation, which is what got you muted. To Sonikku: The freedom of speech does not shield you from the consequences of intentional cyberbullying/harrassment. Although the censor can be lifted (optionally), it doesn't mean that nothing would offend others anymore. It is merely JaGex's response to a maturing community, which, inevitably, always has a select few who are incapable of being mature. I don't think every person who reports people are 'wanna-be' mods. Some just find it fun to get others muted, with no intention of receiving modship (It's also a terrible way to gain modship, as it's awarded to players who can accurately identify rule breakers) I have been muted well over 20 times, and I'd say about half of them I would have deserved, and the other half I appealed successfully. My advice would be: Just be wary of what you're saying. If you think what you're saying could be taken out of context, or it's potentially offensive/discriminating, don't say it. Perhaps rephrase what you're going to say. A good portion of the so called 'undeserved' mutes on here are actually deserved. I don't see why so many people frown upon reporting other players. It keeps the community safe and more user friendly. What's exactly wrong with that I don't know. On Topic: I haven't been muted for at least a year. I think I could dig something up... I'll edit this post later

Gf Bladewing, you've been banned.

No offense, but...

The inability to come up with a better word/phrase, until it's too late. I do like coming up with an original, yet witty remark about someone for troll's, though. :]

Emergent gameplay - Partyhat Pking?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0 A Bieber is born in Africa every 3 seconds (Usually on Fridays)

Well, for the Attack cape: Perhaps a few flying wasps appear in front of the player, irritating the character. The character pulls out a Katana, swinging it about (leaving behind streaks, like the old Dragon Claws animation), and the flies fall to the ground to demonstrate the player's accurate hitting ability. Emote ends. I agree with the Agility cape Matrix thing. Not sure what would be suitable for Ranged/Defence capes, though

I think Dh pking may make a comeback, and perhaps Korasi->Dragon Claw pking could emerge for those who possess the Ring of Vigour. I still think this update is a turn for the worse. Danger, or even the element of 'Risk' is being removed, and untradables will no longer be viable to pk with, for no good reason. =/

Well, according to JaGex, they are going to release a new items kept on death system where, in any non PvP circumstance, you could choose what you lose on death, and in any PvP circumstance, items kept on death will be based on the GE value instead of the alchemy value. This also means another thing - In PvP, unless I am mistaken, untradables will almost *always* be dropped on death, such as Chaotic weapons. What will be the effects of these changes, and how will it affect you? Discuss

I like your style.

Would messing with people's computers be funny, mean or just unfunny? E.g. Changing the start up sounds, or remapping the entire keyboard, etc?

There are multiple benefits of having turmoil. First of all, your curses drain a lot slower, so you can pretty much turmoil an entire slayer task without banking (which is more efficient than constant banking) Secondly, prayer potions restore more prayer points, which is also beneficial to any situation. Thirdly, you would have access to soulsplit, which does wonders pretty much anywhere. Soulsplit flashing would be the equivalent of free food, without taking up combat turns or many prayer points. It isn't about the cost of food, it's about efficiency. Lastly, it doesn't cost any more than what you've paid for to utilize Turmoil, compared to Piety. With Extremes, you would have to buy more herbs and potions and make more extremes, which could accumulate cost over time. Do the math and decide for yourself.

I sort of do that, only I tut and go 'wtf you paid that much?! You could have got something similar at Primark for £x'. Also I could have killed my dad for getting shoes for over £100. I honestly could have! Yeah, cheap shoes might not last as long but still! I just have an aversion to large sums of money. £300 shoes that last 5 years vs £10 shoes that last 2 months. Do the math Anywho, something that annoys me... appeal to popularity in arguments. Just because everyone sides with you, it doesn't mean you're right. EDIT - You'd be surprised at the amount of guys that have 'periods' too. If you want to call it that

Surely you would enjoy punching people naked...

I accidentally pee in public. Uh, you do? How? On Topic: Clock changes

Discussion point: What is the best way to make an un-brute force-able account? I'm pretty sure JaGex finds the previous passwords (preferably in the order of first second third) and registered email address more important than the recovery questions themselves... right?

Could always try staking a little...