Abc1230

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I hate guys with long hair. It's [bleep]ing disgusting

^Is wrong about thinking I have an interesting story to tell <Just scratched his cheek \/Suddenly has an itchy cheek

You're fired from a cannon because you volunteered to be

I hate you because you've been inactive for 4 days

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Wrong, all science is theoretical and can't be proven My tif username is Abc1230

Pros: It's probably easier to eat Cons: It's all mushy and gross Posting in this thread

I do knot think 2 pages is a good length. Maybe every 5 or so posts would be better.

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Banned for not having any pretty pictures in your sig or avatar

Don't know what to say Made a pretty bad haiku Oh well, guess it's done

Let's do something new. Let's do something new. Let's do something new. Let's do something new. Let's do something new. Let's do something new.

Pointy

You mean they're not supposed to do that? What would you do if I asked you to pick one of two answers, but only provided one answer?

I like my women like I like Star Trek, pretty old Soup

He had sex with a woman instead I go back in time and don't post this

You get a holy dragon if he's from Switzerland lemons and limes

Pulling people apart What's the last thing you ate? Cookies

suicide due to a short and miserable life

Everything except the vending machine explodes *Inserts my hand*

Ketchup, mayo is pretty gross Would you rather have the white part of your eyes tattooed red or blue?

I don't have an iPhone, so no TPUM is also not wearing pants

Cadbury Soap