Jehosaphat

Fun, kills time, keeps me from going insane and destroying Tokyo. :-w

I read through the last 5 pages or so of /FG/, get to page 1828, expect to see lols... AND GET BLEEDING EARS INSTEAD. IT BURRRRRNNNNSSSSSSSS I credit you all on your mass youtube trolololololing.

Why was she disabling turrets?

Player: Stork/Pie Name: Theros Position: Tactical Nationality: Russian Merits: 90 Energy Credits: None, I think. Tech Tokens: 10. Unless I used one every time I asked Archi for a different anagram, in which case I probably have like -32. New Discoveries: Plasma 'nades, Small Railgun. Inventory List: 6 Plasma 'nades Small railgun Pistol with an adjective I can't remember Belt to hold it all Very successful first session, I would say. When's the next?

The Game. Pizza.

Am I the only one thinking "Dude, this could've been ripped right out of the RSOF!"?

No. Mine. I thought we told you to stop doing that to your computer screen.

I like Archi's idea.

5PM GMT.... Well, there goes attending the first session.

:twss: No more needs to be said. Now, getting back to the topic of the actual game... has Archi set a starting date?

Examine the ravens. That was honestly the funniest part of this event.

Um...what? You mean the Hegemony where you had I think 2 sparsely populated planets that hardly ever interacted with anyone? + I said true Hegemony, which means supremacy across the board in every field (except for running away, Doom took that one haha). You forgot being clueless. I took that one.

I'd give... oh, I dunno... 20 bucks or so. Not like I'd have THAT many uses for it.

*flyingstabs Napalm through the appendix*

Aaaaand another one for the blackmail folder. :razz: (Just kidding)

Speaking of which, I need to borrow some money for ninja removal once you pay me to have this window fixed. I probably shouldn't mention who hired the ninjas. :mrgreen: By the way, they took some very interesting pictures of you and Halo... I had to buy another 12 gallons of eyebleach after developing the film.

Player: Stork Name:Theros Position:Tactical Officer (Engineer, Tactical Officer, Science Officer, Medic) Nationality:Russian (British, American, Chinese, Russian, Swiss, Argentinian, Japan, Terran Federation(Europe)) Merit: 0 Energy Credits: 0 Inventory: Nothing Skills: None Technobabble Tokens: 10 1) Let him. Maybe it'll blow up. 2) Go back in time, and light the peasant quarters of various Middle Ages cities on fire. 3) Shoot it. With EVERYTHING. 4) Sit there and pretend to be dead until they board. Then shoot the boarding party. Repeat until systems get back online. 5) Hold my breath, open the airlock, punt the bomb out, close the airlock, repressurize airlock, reenter ship. 6) Chuck the gas grenade. Free promotion! 7) Backtrace the phone call. If they truly are from the government, the fellow employee has an unfortunate accident. If they aren't, a carpet bombing at their current location would suffice. 8) Visit the medic. If there is no medic... then I probably have bigger problems than being dizzy and lightheaded. 9) Shoot the genie. 10) Neither. Also.... ARCHI'S BAAAAAACCCCKKKK@@@@@#@@@@#$@#$@#%%$#$%#$%^

Right. I keep forgetting that this is /FG/ instead of a normal, predictable area.

And like any time the Tavern gets serious, I have nothing to say because anything I could say could and probably would invariably be taken the wrong way. Oh well. :unsure:

This thread has now gone from "What the... OH MY EYESSSS" to "What the.... That's random. Moving on." Stork is disappoint.

I'm good at generally creating Fun. Especially when I mess with the raws...

I'd be fine with a continuation game, although I'd need someone to teach me how to upload saves for the next guy to use.

You should also use that pit for holding various stuff that gets caught in cage traps. Goblins, elves, humans, megabeasts.... it will rapidly fill with BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, and still be just as functional.

First one would take modding. Second one would take a waterpressure trap with a weapons trap full of hammers midway.

Highschool is srs bsns.