Everything posted by Jehosaphat
- Last one to post wins
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Yellowrock's forum fight game
A stork is seen flying overhead.... and it craps a bunch of daggers in the general direction of Mather. Boy, this is just like the Arena...
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Don't Hurt The Wall
The wall jumps back into the Arctic Ocean. 32 HP.
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The Great Unknown
Yeah. Interesting month has been interesting. However, the best thing about this game is that it can continue on from any point, so.... ONWARD WE ROLL. Team Unnamed Earth fudges up making medical equipment. Thankfully, he doesn't hurt himself this time. Team Stryrkur You rolled REALLY badly. Talchin attempts to make a longsword, but instead makes a big spiky flail head... which promptly shoots metal spikes outward at everybody. ALL ARE INJURED. Syllelin makes a longsword out of her metal and decapitates a guy. +0.1 STR Kerdur miscasts and follows the typical "launched into a tree" routine. 4 theives remain. Team Trinity Jen patches up Isabel's bleeding wounds with ice. +0.3 ice. Elisa tries to make her staff into a beacon of light, and accidentally lights a nearby tree on fire instead. The fire glows eerily.... Isabel exerts all her energy trying to make an undead raccoon.... and fails miserably at the last minute, falling unconscious from overexertion. Wakeup in 1 turn. Team Leviathan Korialga launches herself into a tree. The irony is amusing. Grim falls out of the tree. Other than his pride, he is uninjured by the fall.
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Underworld
Right now, everyone's going along the path of "I Like To Kill Things" except Grim, who, oddly, is usually the first to go along that path. So... everyone's doing what they don't usually do. RPing out of character wheee
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The Back Room
You're forgetting that the water then condenses around itty-bitty bits of dirt and returns to Earth. So, by your logic, we need to fill the air with itty-bitty bits of dirt to remove water as a greenhouse gas via precipitation. MORE POLLUTING GO
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Underworld
Well, most of the tavern is doing their typical talk of "I. Like. To. Kill. Things." So I figure I'm going to go along with that, and edit my character's race description a bit... By the way, when does the gameplay for this actually start?
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Don't Hurt The Wall
The wall jumps in the Arctic Ocean. 35 HP.
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Don't Hurt The Wall
I Spartakick the wall into a well. 40 HP
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pyramid
The stacks to is have begun! How often do these things happen? All the time, with different names. Poopsicon o <It's a birds-eye view of a guy on the pyramid. :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: The forum will only allow so many quotes before it auto blocks them. I believe the limit is around 10. report thread then. Nevermind me, just fixing this pyramid. I have no idea what a pascal triangle is, but make a thread about it. Yeah, that Pascal's Triangle game is awesome. lol ;p Pyramid? Like this? ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ :shame: So I herd u liek quotestacks.
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Don't Hurt The Wall
I throw the hobo at the wall. 44 HP.
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Don't Hurt The Wall
I falcon punch the wall to Mars. 46 HP.
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Don't Hurt The Wall
Napalm cheated and gave the wall 2 HP. As a result, I throw him at the wall, removing the cheater HP and a "real" HP. 51 HP.
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Don't Hurt The Wall
The wall is crapped on by an anonymous beaver. 52 HP.
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Don't Hurt The Wall
The bread was poisoned. 57 HP.
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Don't Hurt The Wall
The wall [insert negative thing here]. 57 HP.
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Don't Hurt The Wall
Typical falconpunching of the wall. 58 HP.
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Underworld
So... wat we waitin for?
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Don't Hurt The Wall
I jump to the Moon and throw the wall back to Earth, creating a rather large crater in the process. 58 HP.
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Don't Hurt The Wall
I shove the wall into a grenade launcher, then shoot it at the Moon. 60 HP.
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Don't Hurt The Wall
Well if we're going to be ripping characters out of Dungeoneering... Kemios fires lightning bolts at the wall from his staff. 64 HP.
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Don't Hurt The Wall
I pull the wall's hair out. 68 HP.
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Count to ~200~ before a mod posts - fifth round
Fortyeight
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Don't Hurt The Wall
I falconpunch the wall. Again. 72 HP
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Underworld
Nex, you can start me wherever the heck you want.