Jehosaphat

I put out the fire..... with a smoke grenade. 74 HP.

Yeah, I've popped into Forum Games once every so often, but not enough to really get to know you guys. But now, I've decided that during that Tavern's "downtime" (read: 17 hours of the waking day) I'll be goofing off in here.

The "Fun" locked in with the wall beats the hell out of it. (You have to have played Dwarf Fortress to really get it.) 76 HP.

Falconpunches are strong enough to cause earthquakes, silly. I jump up out of the earth and falconkick the wall. 77 HP.

I am swallowed by the earth, then jump up under the wall, falconpunching it into the air. 77 HP.

I throw Dark at the wall too. 77 HP.

I throw Dax at the wall. 77 HP.

I drag the wall back to wherever it's supposed to be and Falconpunch it. 77 HP.

The wall punches through the floor and continues falling until it lands at the bottom of the page. 79 HP.

Name: Tanner Race: Humanoid songmaster (Songmasters are basically sentients who have "become one" with harmony and melody. Good with music, but get really pissed at people who try to pass off anything they judge as lacking melody and harmony as music. Edit: Since the GM didn't feel fit to choose any extra abilities for me, I'll come up with them myself. The music of a songmaster is very persuasive, bordering on mind control if the listener has been within hearing distance long enough. However, if something breaks the song - i.e. a random cat falling on a songmaster's head - the strengths of the song are reversed. Also, each songmaster has a specific instrument of mastery - Tanner's is the xylophone and chimes. Also can use certain "song spells" (think the sorta stuff you see in LoZ), but he has to find and learn them first.) Companions: Nobody as of yet. Profession: Adventuring nomad, bored with life in general, generally dislikes people Description: Light desert nomad clothing, nomadic scarf covering face (for a good reason - he's butt-ugly). Tall and rather skinny, with a xylophone tattooed on his left hand. Talents: Music, staff-based weaponry. Items: Nomadic clothing, nomadic headscarf, bronze herder's staff, pocket-sized xylophone set, small hip satchel, waterflask. Other: Allied with the natives of the planet, as he prefers that people either leave him alone or become his slaves.

I blew though the entire last Harry Potter book in a single day. I was bored.

I played original hegemony for a few weeks in the middle of the "MUST COLONISE SPACE" phase. Iirc, I still have some sno-trolls that I left sitting on a major arctic planet in case I ever decided to come back. And if someone's writing a story off the Hegemonies, someone else needs to do one off of original Dungeoneering.

Danget. You mention memes, and I LOST THE GAME. That makes the 9001th time I've lost the game...

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Mather, define "slinging crap" for me. And while we're defining stuff... WTH is whiteknighting?

*watches crapstorm erupt between Mather and Rocco* Was I right, or what?

This topic is a crapstorm waiting to happen. Seriously. Anyways, seeya Edel/Hex. Have fun doing whatever.

I see skillcapes very much like the CLS: Not the best, but if you can't be bothered spending the time to get the best, it works. Oh, and they look much better than their counterparts to much of RS's population, despite the counterparts both looking pretty badass themselves. (Comparison here: Rapier - Cls - Maul SW Cape - Skillcape - Firecape)

Hmmm... I change my mind. I want a Nomad with a metal staff, if you will.

Besides the fact that reading this thread has provided me much amusement, I'm sticking with my original statement in regards to RS efficiency. It's fine, so long as you don't start being a douche about it.

Hmm.... I want something agile with a dagger and moderate flight abilites (i.e. hovering via jetpack, antigravity, telekinetics, whatever.) Is that acceptable? Oh, and Grim wants a Dwarf....? We shall call him Urist, and he shall have much magma. (Gosh, fantasy RPGs that I play are going to be so full of Dwarf Fort puns and references now....)

So, wait. You gave us a backstory involving humans coming to some planet, then proceed to tell us to pick a class of some race we don't know about, which is also enslaved by some other race we don't know about. Elaborate, please. And if you're not gonna elaborate, I'll take a Siren.

No, I mean I was never allowed to touch Pokemon as a kid. To this day, I still know nothing about Pokemon other than the occasional internet meme (and SSBB.)

Pokemon. Do not comprehend.

Summary: Efficiency is good to recommend when: Someone asks for it There's a debate over whether item X or item Y is better Efficiency is bad to recommend when: You see someone using something inferior and mock them for being inefficient You just wanna do stuff for the lols (Killing Bandos statues for me) Someone else is doing something for the lols, and mentions it in a public area Shorter summary: Efficiency is fine and dandy. Just don't be a douche about it, to yourself or to someone else.