Jehosaphat

And then he wets the bed anyways 43 HP

Tanner starts playing a song on his xylophone, not knowing what effect it would have. (Do I even know what the hell this thing is?)

Excuse me whilst I call the firemen... and the men in the white suits.

You get a black hole. *inserts a supernova*

You, my good sir, just pulled a Hex.

You receive Link. *insert Rhesus Pieces*

Pro: Name confuses people. Con: I am also confused by that name. Wikipedia.

Wait until I can see what the hell the humanoid thing is, and have the crabs all get behind me. I WILL DEFEND THE FLOCK@@@@@

I join the mob. 44 HP.

Pro: Free napping time :thumbup: Con: Leg stiffness. Sleep.

I laugh maniacally. 46 HP.

Thou hast fail in vast quantity.

Banned for no specific reason.

Change route toward the village. (because the storyline will be boring nomadic crap if I don't)

I stab Comical in the heart, skull, and nuts for powerplaying before he gets a chance to knock me unconscious.

I JUST LOST THE GAME. Again.

Banned for making a useless post.

The remains of the plane explode. 47 HP.

Who cares; it's still funny.

The wall triggers a mine. 49 HP

Oh no, the thread bit me! ..... RAAAARGH BRAINS

You receive 1: Elrond. *Inserts Urist McDwarf*

I falconpunch both halves of the wall at the same time. @2@@@@@@

MOAR FALCONPUNCHES. 4 HP.

The falconpunching continues. 6 HP.