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Ancient God refers to a God that was "created" after aliens visited our planet thousands of years ago. Ancient man wrote about these aliens, referring to them what we know today as God, Angles, and Demons. This entire theory was born from the brain-child of one man: Erich von Däniken, in his novel Chariot of the Gods?. Now, this is all highly controversial, and when I heard the initial theory I was like "ah hell nah mah brotha." But like all theories, this one happens to be backed by a fair bit of "proof." The proof that's mentioned in this book doesn't imply anything, but it takes a different perspective on things. Before I wow you all with my exemplary prose, I'll take you back to a time you all remember... The 6th grade. I'm going to assume you've all passed the 6th grade, and if not, lol at you. I'm sure you've all heard of the Great Pyramid of Giza, and, once again, if you haven't, I'll pray for you. <-- Lulz, funny, since we're talking about God. <-- I'll go cry in a corner now... Anyway, you probably remember how the Great Pyramid of Giza was built -- why, a lot of servants that were paid with bread and beer of course. But, think about this, how did slaves build such a monument in only 22 years? Each block weighs many tons, and, logistically speaking, each block would have to have been cut, transported, and set in place (by a ramp that had to have been 2 miles long to reach the top of the pyramid while going around the base) every 9 seconds. That piece of information is not a lie; if the Great Pyramid of Giza was built in 22 years, that's how much effort it would have taken the workers. Anyone with an IQ of over 60 would realize that moving blocks weighing several tons every 9 seconds is absolutely impossible. But that is not all there is, people. Considering the size of the GREAT Pyramid of Giza, how did people light the inside of the pyramid? Sunlight can't bend around hundreds of corners into the depths of the pyramid, where there are literally thousands of feet of perfectly carved granite and writing. Light from directed mirrors of modern technology dissipates after a few turns. Then how did the ancients light their massive tunnel systems? Well, the only explanation is manufactured light -- you know, the light bulb. You might ask yourself then, how did the Egyptians achieve such a feat? Another piece of information can be seen from the ruins of Puma Punku. In those ruins, there are hundreds of megalithic boulders, weighing several hundred tons, all carved with exactly the same patterns. But stone carving was a common human feat in the olden days, right? Right; that fact is accepted of course, but how did people who had no developed form of writing carve granite and dyarite (the second hardest stone other than diamond) with mere chisels? Also, these aren't your normal, everyday cuts. Some of these carvings are only a few millimeters in depth and span entire lengths of the rock without ever changing in their depth or precision. The only way to cut the second hardest stone in the world is by using diamond tipped technology, which probably wasn't available at your local Home Depot a few thousand years ago. Yet another piece of evidence comes from the late 1500's, when a British sailor mapped the Americas, Antarctica, and the western portions of Africa and Europe. The most astonishing part of this map is that it not only displays extremely accurate detail (showing rivers in the deep forests of Brazil and every single island east of the Americas before they were even discovered), but it shows Antarctica as it was several million years ago when it had no ice covering. The only way we know this is because we have ground penetrating radar and satellite imaging, but then how did a man from the 1500's chart such a land mass down the the tiniest details millions of years after it had existed? All of these and more are all listed in the book by Von Daniken. My question to everyone is, what do you all think about all of this? Is God really just a bunch of aliens from the sky who came to visit us a few thousand years ago? And if so, where are they now? UFO's maybe? All of this is just speculation, but very interesting speculation at that. So please, discuss away at your leisure.

These new types of cures for normal ailments is a lot more common than you might think. Companies like Genentech are developing drugs that take bacteria and "program" them in a sense to attack various types of cancer. Not only is this much more effective than conventional medicine, but it could become extremely common as technology advances enough that DNA in any type of bacteria can be modified to help fight off diseases and fatal conditions.

Wtf? Girls on teh intrawebs? Lulz, silly nub, Girls don't belong on teh internets. Now, go make me a sandwich, woman. Lol, I had to. Anyway, I'm pretty sure people who say those things are obviously joking around. I have a belief that people can't be that stupid. Please don't prove me wrong. I like living in a world without complete morons.

Herblore is #3? Wow. I thought that was an easily bought 99.

Not really human nature, just 13-16 year old nature really. But yes, it makes me lose faith in the world's children. So is this event fun? Worth doing? I might get on just to do it if it is. Ever heard of the panic of 1837? Of 1819? What about 1893 or 1907? No? I bet you've heard of the Great Depression, right? Maybe? Yes? No? What about the recession of 2009? Those damn 16 year-olds wont stop ruining our global markets. I say burn them.

"Is marijuana a gateway drug?" That In that that's the greatest argument marijuana opponents have going for them. Of course, "greatest" is relative. It's full of so much BS, I can only imagine how much those people have to defecate to get rid of so much crap. If it is a gateway drug, then you could also say that tobacco is a gateway drug. Obviously, more people that smoke/chew tobacco move on to more harmful drugs when compared to those that smoke marijuana. Considering that this made-up value isn't a percentage of how many people smoke weed/tobacco, it's still a better argument than assuming something's a gateway drug.

I'd go with a nice hat. As for the rest of your body, don't worry about it. Once people see the hat, they wont care. Or they will, and you'll be fined for indecent exposure. But still, think about how good the hat'll look.

If there was anymore epicness in there, someone would've blown apart.

Guido 49 --> P2P

Carpal Tunnel. There, I win.

How to survive a demon attack...? Easy. Summon another demon to fight the demon that's trying to attack you. If all goes wrong and your demon starts attacking you instead, just summon another demon and repeat the cycle until you're not dead.

Before you read this... Yes, my day consisted of this dream. This was an awesome dream of epic proportions. So epic, you'll all be like, omg dude, that was epic. Like seriously, you will really say that when I recall this dream from my equally epic mind. Now, before you read this, be ready to have your entire world BLOWN APART. That's just a taste of how epic this dream is. I was in Alaska... Or I think I was. "Alaska" extended down to a few miles off of the shore of California, and separated into two sections, both connected at the southern section of the Alaska we all know and love. The two sections themselves were pointed at the tips, somewhat similar to Chile in Mexico, but they were wider. Halfway between the two sections, there was a point of connection -- a very large mountain of about 8000ft. (I remember this fact from the dream, for some reason). There was an entire story line behind this dream, which is why it's so god damn epic. I was a part of the story; I was a prosecutor who's main purpose was to catch two criminals. The goal of these two criminals was two meet at the point of connection of the two separate sections of "Alaska." My mission was to kill them both and prevent them from reaching the 8000ft. high mountain. I can't tell you why they couldn't meet, because it was just so effin' epic, that I had to clear it from my memory banks, just so I wouldn't accidentally recall it and BLOW SOMEONE'S MIND UP. Anyway, the first criminal was racing down a certain highway where I was specifically stationed to intercept him. I was in a car so epic, that everyone on the highway BLEW UP into 379 pieces (a random piece of information that I remember so I know how many pieces of trash I need to clean up when I BLOW SOMEONE'S MIND APART). Now, the person I was chasing was shielded with a fairly mediocre deflector shield that was barely able to keep his 379 pieces from BLOWING APART. He was just about clear the highway and make his way to the Mountain, until I brought out my guns (damn straight), which were so god damn epic, that the criminal was almost BLOWN APART. I shot this dude down, 9 different times. Don't ask why because this is one of the myriad of reasons why this dream is so god damn epic. I can't even think about it; if I do, your family and everything you know and love will be BLOWN APART. Now, with one criminal down, I went to the Mountain to pursue the second criminal, just because I could. Anyway, the second dude turned out to be really cool. We played twister and chess and everything. Then I BLEW HIM APART. The End

Couldn't type for jack [cabbage] when I started Runescape (granted, that was in the 6-7 years ago anyway), and now I type like a boss. If I could make an SNL short, it would be how I type like a boss. It would end in a scene of me typing like a boss. like a boss. like a boss.

They could, but I'm going to assume Jagex likes to watch us writhe in pain as all of our raw materials shoot up in price, thus making it easier for us to make money and keep up with inflation. The sight is gut-wrenching. But getting on to the real point, I would hope they do. I want to see PvP drops nerfed like hell -- still waiting for that "bomb" to 76k-ing Jagex was talking about. I'm really tired of people 76k-ing and making more than people who GWD or double-nat.

To this I reply with a poem of sorts. Of sorts that arn't really poems, but calling them so makes them seem more poetic, in a sense. I hope that made sense because to me it was like taking a really large dump. <-- Also, I'd like to point out, that made no sense either. You can thank me in song. I'd prefer it if you didn't though. Many important issues lie unsolved in our flawless society the war in Iraq, the economic depression, the environmental disaster, and gay marriages. Why, in our utopian society, should an evil such as the joining of two men or two women be permissible? Why, as a race of people with equal rights for all, have we not extirpated the sin that is so infamously labeled Gay? Can we truly be safe in the United States of America while this issues burns ever so brightly in all of its importance? Forget issues like potential nuclear warfare (terrorists have feelings too) or the melting of ice bergs (polar bears need to find a new home anyway) until real problems like gay marriages are solved. If this atrocity is left to go on, well, as a race of humans, we cannot survive. If these Gays are left to reproduce, their nonexistent babies of doom will rule over us with their imaginary malice of destruction. If these things continue to grow in the depths of our society, their nefarious intentions will swallow us whole and swarms of gay babies will eat everything else that might have so unfortunately survived The Gay Gayocaust of Gays. The history of gay people, more appropriately called homos, ranges back from when man and woman first came upon the once perfect earth. The mantle heaved, the trees uprooted, the dinosaurs went extinct, when gay people made their arrival onto our planet; even Pangaea, the God of Continents, reportedly exclaimed: Oh hellz to da no and split up into innumerable pieces. Once the gays reproduced and spread their corrupted dogma amongst the straights, all homophobia broke loose. As straights evolved, so did the gays. Historians believe that all major catastrophes are, in part, caused by the homos. The Kennedy assassination, for example, came about when Robert E. Lee (a prominent general of the Civil War) found a very gay time machine that had been teleported off from some very gay island (as it had a fantabulous designer magazine and preposterous amounts of beach sand on it) into his Virginian home. One fateful day, Lee whimsically frolicked off towards a field of pretty pink flowers (a few unreliable reports say he might have power-walked instead) to a shooting range and decided to take the mysterious time machine (for which he did not know the uses of) along with him to brag to Lincoln and his senate buddies. Lincoln, reportedly a gay, shot at the time machine, which ostentatiously erupted into a rainbow of colors and peace signs and sent the bullet into the heart of Kennedys chest the trajectory of the bullet was later extrapolated to a lone building where a man had been sleeping to see his idol, the president, walk through the streets. Alas, its truly a pity that an imperative cause such as this will be washed down to the bottom of our list of problems along with other issues like whether cats really do fall on all fours or if groundhogs actually do go out to see their shadows to determine if summer has arrived or not. Any non-gay person with any form of common sense would agree that gay marriages are a leech that continues to sap at the veins of freedom that our country holds so very dearly. Do not worry though, good citizen, for I have a solution that will stop this menace and finally put at end to our miseries. My proposal is a straightforward one; hold all funding that is given out to develop cleaner fuels, work on internal improvements, and the war to help develop an antigayotic drug, which will be fatal to all possessing the homoeroticus gene. Until this goal is reached, absolutely everything must come to an abrupt halt, for can we really live on in constant fear of invisible babies and their fists of evil?

Words of homosexual nature should be allowed in Runescape. As for the people who're saying that the "community" isn't ready to handle such a switch, I'd like to point out the first censor update that happened a few months ago. I can also recall all of the debates as to whether the community could handle all of those big words. When I walk around the GE, I don't see people continuously yelling "Hey girl! Nice [wagon]!" What everyone seems to be saying is that people'll misuse the words "homo" or "gay." And while that may be true, to those that abuse it, I say whatever. Let them tie their own noose and hang themselves with it. I can live with another censor update, and people that can't can either turn their private chat off, learn to change their convoluted thought processes, or get muted. Either way, I win, and that's the moral of my post. I win at life.