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I'm in the top 1% for reading, the top 50% for math, and the top 9% for writing. (74/49/63) How good is this? Obviously my amth eneds work, but....

I thought that it was pretty much the classic hero portrait: staring above and beyond the comprehension of mere mortals. Assange looks like he's thinking, "How bad will my butt hurt when I get jailed and drop the soap in the shower?" Other inmates at the jail Julian is being held are actually slipping notes of support under his door <3: Also, there were some good posters about prison rape Who said anything about prison rape :shock: Did you know what "dropping the soap" meant when you used it...? Well, he drops the soap, which makes a slippery spot, so he falls and hurts his butt. ...right?

You'll be the coolest kid in kindergarten with a watch like that. As for myself, cutivegiftshoppe.com/3726.html"]probably cutivegiftshoppe.com/3599-b.html"]one of cutivegiftshoppe.com/3594.html"]these. I'm actually sort of serious. I don't really need anything and for some reason I sort of want one. Besides that, books. I'm thinking Stephen King's autobiography, one of his novels (probably Dark Tower I), the Hannibal series, and Cat's Cradle by Vonnegut. E: Links failed. http://www[Caution: Executable File]cutivegiftshoppe.com/3726.html wut Can you somehow tell me where to go to see what you're talking about? Since right now all I am is confused. I was making fun of your choice of watch. My own links were a selection of pocket watches. The idea jumped into my head a little while before and then I forgot it a few days later. Thanks for reminding me. By trying to follow my path from 5 days ago, I found out what the happened to the links. Copy and paste, starting with http and ending with html. Where it says "[Caution: Executable File]" put "[Caution: Executable File]". E: :wall: That's "[dot]exe" Ohh. I myself love it. I have a normal wirs[bleep]ch already, so this one'll be for blackmailing friends. And it still isn't working for me, but I understand what pocket watches are, so. :mrgreen:

A man who shall liekly never return instantly silences you.

On the fourth day of Christmas, a mean mod sent to me

Go break the Sun then.

You'll be the coolest kid in kindergarten with a watch like that. As for myself, cutivegiftshoppe.com/3726.html"]probably cutivegiftshoppe.com/3599-b.html"]one of cutivegiftshoppe.com/3594.html"]these. I'm actually sort of serious. I don't really need anything and for some reason I sort of want one. Besides that, books. I'm thinking Stephen King's autobiography, one of his novels (probably Dark Tower I), the Hannibal series, and Cat's Cradle by Vonnegut. E: Links failed. http://www[Caution: Executable File]cutivegiftshoppe.com/3726.html wut Can you somehow tell me where to go to see what you're talking about? Since right now all I am is confused.

I thought you were missing. I don't have MSN though. Hooray, somebody noticed that I was gone! Ive been in Hong Kong for the past fortnight. TIF was blocked at the library so I couldn't access it, but now I can :D THE CHINESE TOOK WONGTONG, MAN ALL BATTLE STATIONS, THIS IS A RED ALERT

I found a bi-polar kid trying to rape a girl. I told him to get his paws off of her, but he just took a swipe at me and gave me a black eye. I stood up straight at this point and said "Honey, it's a tooth for a tooth, and both are your's." Then I proceeded to mark him with my fighting style: "Roaring Fury." He called me a brown noser, but was just bear tracking as he realized that my bites to his snout would soon send him into hibernation, so he ran, barely making it. The girl was about to fall into an oven, but I saved her from being in heat. It turns out we have a lot of thigns in common. We have no problems with litters, and are fans of the Cubs. She said I was a real dear, and then gave me a bear hug. She was wrong. She also really loves my pet, Smokey. Also, despite the bear market, I just left my financial footprint by tracking down a whole new territory of financial prey.

If it makes you feel better, yours was the first signature I really recognized and liked. Actually, same here. I don't recognize your name or profile, Gabe, but I recognize your signature instantly. Everyone knows me, am I right?

Attempt to infiltrate a nuclear base and fire nuclear missles at the Moon, just for the heck of it.

I was tempted to call the number, but I don't know who I would ask for. Sam? Also, what hours do you work, who would I reach first, and how could I ask them to speak to you? Umm, you basically can't. If anyone asks for anyone, we assume you mean the college. If you say "no, I mean the switchboard operator" we'd say "sorry we don't have transfer capabilities." I'd personally just say "OH [cabbage]" and hang up. seriously though, I'll just play completely dumb like "I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number." I say Tip.it attacks this place's phone lines asking for bonkers. If you're afraid of consequences, use a pay phone. Who's with me?

I was just looking through some of my older posts in this thread and noticing post style changes when I saw this: GIRLS [bleep]ING LOVE KIIIIIIIIITES

Ahh, but how can money make someone feel better than a meaningful gift like this? http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/security/e3f4/

So, the Winter holidays are near, and gift buying is now. For some it is already over, gifts fought for in the halls of department stores on Black Friday, and for others it will not be compelted until a frantic dash on the 24th or later.... Whether you frown on Christmas and its commericalization or not, you're going to buy a receive gifts, dangit. So, what are all of you hoping to receive, and what are you getting for yourselves/ others? I myself am getting myself a spywatch that can record video, sound and images covertly, and with any luck some enrf swords or something. Honestly, I'm going to be using this thread for gift ideas, too.

I was mining through my own structure though. And I forgot that I hadn't put glass above the lava, too.... "Oh don't worry, continue mining there's glass there" "OH WAIT OH GODS AHHHH"

1) Start building amssive stone bridge. 2) Decide to place lava inside support columns for the heck of it. 3) Place lava at the bottom of the inside of the support column with mroe rock over it and glass walls around it for lighting. 4) Mine downwards into column. 5) Mine too far, fall into lava, and die while holding everything you owned because you never made a chest. :wall:

A fad? This was successful last year, too. Anyways, anything to have my profile picture be a Scyther wearing a cavalier hat.

Revised simile: You, robocop, walk in to see two cops fighting. One is a normal cop in strength, the other one has Down Syndrome, is a cripple, and only became a cop because he's the mayor's son.* Meanwhile, a terminator is lounging off in the side, not really caring. However, it might intervene just for the hell of it if you do. So, do you risk it and save the mayor's son, or no? *I'm not making any political implications with the mayor's son bit, I swear.

So, I've made what I think is my first really cool creation. An RPG map that's insanely difficult and riddled with explosives. http://www.mediafire.com/?8k9vytpdc8joecq Feel free to try it! (It's okay to post saves here, right?)

Duckies. HAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't have the time nor knowledge to get into a full-fledged debate with you guys, but as for the analogy: Remember, all aprties involved (North Korea, South Korea, and The United States) are countries. Therefore, all countries should be represented with the same character. If North Korea is a cop, then so is the U.S., and so is South Korea. If you were a cop and walked in to see a cop beating up another cop, would you just watch? Please, don't take an analogy about three cactuses, and then turn one cactus into a shrub without changing the others. While it may help your argument, it compeltely destroys the analogy.

Too long to sit in front of a TV.

I forgot to go to a friend's birthday aprty. Now I feel like an ass. :thumbdown: Oh well, I'll buy him a present anyways and apologize Monday.

I know they sell hunting bows and rifle accessories like scopes, but I'm not sure if they actually sell guns. Rambo used a bow.