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Don't tell the CIA I posted this. :ph34r:

Anybody here know of a server that I can just go crazy on? Like, one without a Whitelist, but that has survival enabled. I figure I'll have my first experience in SMP be a trial by fire.

Some smart ass mother [bleep]ers trying to sell weed on yo corner. YO CORNER. What ya gonna do? Stand there as the [racist term] disrespects your corner, or [bleep] slap that mother [bleep]er cold? Anyways, North Korea keeps saying they want to nuke the west coast of the United States, as far as I know*. So It's kind of like the weed trafficer throwing molotov cocktails at your house. He can't throw them far enough yet, but he's getting stronger. *If I'm wrong, please tell me, but I remember hearing this somewhere.

:shame: (At Sam. Not the K2s, those are awesome) Don't listen to them Sam, drink if you want. Just don't do something stupid. What's the point of drinking id you aren't going to do something stupid? There's being drunk and doing something stupid, and then there's doing something [bleep]ing stupid while drunk. I'm telling him not to do the latter. If it leads to a cool story to tell later it's probably the first and alright. How about stealing the Queen of England's favorite corset and then wearing as you attack the Tower of London with a sword? :???:

Winetr Dance is coming up for me, and my girlfriend is thinking of wearing a purple dress. What're all of your opinions on purple ties? (A dark purple.)

That. In spades. Do they think autotypers can interpret images or something?

Sorry.

That picture is so adorable! On the contrary, it is freaking me out. Why is he looking at me? Look at your Legos, small child. Those eyes are massive. What I found creepy was that the eyes are massive, but look how small the pupils are. How much do you pay a priest for an exorcism these days? I thought he was cute until you pointed that out. :shock:

A teacher in my school (she teachers English literature and grade 12 English) wen ton the morning announcement to show how she got a replica of Kate Middleton's* engagement ring and said any stduent or staff was welcome to come down to her classroom to see it. Then she came into my English classroom mid lesson to show it to us. And also stopped everyone in the halls and showed them it. Apparently her room is full of doilies, porcelain dolls, and a garden arch. (You know, the type that's like a lattice?) covered in silk flowers.* I kind of wish I could have her as a teacher, now. *For anyone who doesn't know, Kate Middleton is the soon to be princess of England. **Well, used to be. The school's under construction, so teachers aren't allowed to personalize their rooms, as they get kicked out of them a lot. But I'm sure she'll bring it all back after construction is done.

Kolkata? You should, it would be an awesome experience. I thought I was spelling it wrong for a second there. I'm really debating it haha. Ugh, at 7:30am my sister jumped in my bed and shouted "Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey." [bleep] is getting some payback. I'm think at 4am I throw water in her face. use the old hand in warm water trick. Or just urinate on her pants in her sleep. She'll never know.

So your favorite thing about the opposite sex is the opposite sex? Yep. Brillant. I like their singing voices. [hide=I can change that.] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prDmBp7dLtU [/hide] I love how huggable and soft and snuggly they are.

At least you got eggs and bacon... You are mistaken, there was no eggs and bacon. It was a random wake up call for earlier than I was expecting to wake up... What bonkers said, then. Wake her up by throwing eggs at her. Or, pour warm water on her lap. Just on her lap/ groin, too. :twisted:

I quit Runescape ages ago, but decided to have some fun with the last of my cash not locked up in member items. (I have another 4 mil or so that I can't use for this cause. :(

Here in New York, the law states bicyclists must ride in the street, and not on the sidewalk. It's in the driver's manual. And yes, that is an idiotic law. Real bicyclists don't need paved surfaces. OT: "Dear [insert inanimate object or adressee who will never read], Thank you for [insert sarcasm].[insert moar whining].[extend "letter" for another line for no reason]. Love, [your name here]" And other such Facebook statuses. It's not awful if it's only once, but there's a girl on my Facebook who literally posts three statuses a day, two of which are these. I don't care enough to figure out how to add someone to my ignore list on Facebook. It's called un-friending, and you just need to click the button on her profile.

Here in New York, the law states bicyclists must ride in the street, and not on the sidewalk. It's in the driver's manual. And yes, that is an idiotic law.

It doesn't really hurt at all after the first few times... except when you miss the iris and place it on some random part of your eyeball. That [cabbage] hurts. It's the first few times that worry me, personally. Also, I'm the type of person who can slice his chin open shaving in the morning and not even notice until he steps outside and the cold air wakes him up. So I kind of fear what havoc I'd wreak with contacts. Unspam: I have tricked my parents into believing I spend the entirety of my days studying and working on homeowrk, when in reality I chat with my girlfriend, browse TiF, and play games.

You're engaged? When did that happen? WHY DID YOU NOT TELL THE RELATIONSHIP THREADDDDD? This. :mellow: Congrats, though. :D Because I half-expected you guys to yell at me. Or at least type violently. :ohnoes: It's a really informal engagement, as I'm 17 and she's 15. And by really informal, I mean our parents don't know and we can't even legally get married right now. But we both can't see our futures without the other, so we've both proposed to each other several times for fun, even if we also meant it seriously. Basically, I was afraid of getting remonstrated for over-commiting to such a young relationship. After all, high school couples ending up marrying isn't really the norm. But yeah, if Tip.it still exists in 8 years, I'll invite you all to the wedding.

My fiance/girlfriend, karate, and video games/ literature/ the internet. If not for the first on this list, I'd have no life whatsoever.

It's a nice poem, but did you mean to type line 6 as "But without I would be insane?" "But without you I would be insane" would make more sense in my opinion, and not make it sound like you'll go insane if you can't find words to describe your feelings. Oh, and don't give ehr this unless you really mean it. Being romantic is awesome, but elading a girl on isn't. I'm not implying anything, but I just figured I'd better through that out there.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD Anyways, before a mod gets irritated at me: I'm annoyed that I started playing Runescape again yesterday. I did it because I needed to do something that didn't remind me of my girlfriend so I could quit worrying for a while, but now I think I'm re-addicted. Crap.

ITS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A TRIPLE POST!!!!!!

It depends how you like to fight, really. What are your preferences for how to beat the snot out of someone? I dunno lol. I think I'd be better off using my fists, I'm not too good with balancing (can't do a good round house kick, for example) Well, the point of a martial art is to teach you the balance and such. You don't take a course in something becasue you already know it. Think more along the lines of what fighting style you'd enjoy the msot, once you knew it. A warning, though: Martial arts tend to be longterm courses. Take it for a month and you won't be much better of a fighter. Take it for a few years and you'll be on a whole new level. I'd say boxing would be the best short term one, while long term is debateable, and really depends on you.

It depends how you like to fight, really. What are your preferences for how to beat the snot out of someone?

Yes because going RAILRAILRAILSCREENJERKRAILFASTWHEREAREYOU?DOYOUEVENKNOW?NOYOUDONTITSASONICGAMEIN3DLOL! is 'dream' state of controlling. If you've played the original sonic games and then tried the 3d counterparts, I cannot imagine you'd be saying that. They have no balance of speed and control. I've yet to play a 3d sonic game where they've achieved this. The Sonic Advanced did a much better job of this balance while still having the good ol' sonic speed. Compare that with, say, Sonic Adventure 2 (any of the outer-space levels) and you've got to be out of your mind to say otherwise. EDIT: Lol I'm staying classy with a two month late reply. Let me fix that reply so it reaches its full potential: http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4498207

Basically, by just living it and enjoying the moment. Most of TIF'ers go or have gone to school. I'm pretty sure we all had that one boring class. Thus, we couldn't enjoy that moment. Thus we cannot live it to the fullest. :sad: I really don't think the past has to do with not living life to the fullest. Its not about what you didn't do or how you lived before, its about making the best out of the situation and having the most fun right now. Sweet. I am totally becoming an art theif right now.