Retech

Horizontal and vertical axels. Then if you want to change direction, use a gear box.

There's a lack of females in the tavern to even finish naming the first wave. I have to assign some males to female dwarves. Btw, you have decided to forego any formal wedding celebrations.

Momentarily stuck in a revolution. Once I crush it, I might consider offering it again. Why don't you ask the merchants and bankers?

Congradulations Grim and Ross! You've just been married!

You can do both. :)

Is your new goal to build a super efficient fortress?

Success! I have created my first cistern/power station. It desalinates water and moves it into the Cistern, yet somehow still manages to create power. Physics abuse ftw! :thumbsup:

I shall begin my newest cistern project. It'll hold approximately 1400 units of water and will be filled by four pumps.

How many dwarves are left? I've also started my own oceanside fortress. :)

DnD pwease? :)

Nope....hey, wait a minute! The Prussians were never in Australia! :angry:

-Pokes Dusty to ask him to look at the PM- Addendum: If he's not busy ---- Above reminds me of the time when my nukes and invincible planes were stolen, when I thought I didn't evne have any nukes. :thumbup:

Wait, you can use spies? Attention everyone! If I catch a single spy of yours, they shall be forced to wander in Siberia until their limbs fall off from cold. They must also only wear their underwear while wandering, for comical effect. Their limbs shall then be butchered and sold in the next meat shipment to your country.

Nah, I'll just invite them to a grand feast and sooth them with large amounts of vodka.

Errr Icu? Catherine the Great (the empress of Russia) supports improving the lives of peasants. That's the whole reason that the nobles hate me in the first place. :lol: I'm still going to try and negotiate with them, since war is never that good. Actually, I think that Prussia is in a better position. Their revolution basically ended before it began. :)

With a Polish army and/or any peasant reinforcements, my army is three times the size of theirs. :P That being said, I still don't want to fight.

Well if you consider it, Russia is in a better situation (revolution wise) than most. Now I have a chance to crush parts of the nobility and get my reforms through. :D

Where is Moskva? Is it just an alternate spelling of Moscow? Organizers are sent to bring additional peasant troops to Moscow, where they will be organized under trained peasant leadership and used to support the Imperial Russian forces. Reinforcements are requested from Poland.

Certainly not. My plan is to be fair with the peasants and they will appreciate me for that. Also, improving the administrative capabilities of the government, for more efficient taxation and distribution. Nothing really revolutionary about that.

In preperation of revolutionary activities spreading to Russia, a prison camp is being built in Siberia. It will be staffed by the most loyal peasant soldiers, who will have limited contact with the revolutionaries. Their cells will basically be a stone room with a lavatory hole (with spikes within it incase they try to escape) and a small window for placing food. They will also be stripped to their underwear, to make sure they can't make some sort of McGyver-style escape. Assuming they do escape, they'll just be in Siberia. :D Secondly, two thousand imperial guard and two cannon are purchased to take part in the new experimental force in the army. It will be entirely staffed by peasants, including the commanding positions. They will be selected through a talent search through the various villages of Russia, and taught to read, write, and follow orders. Unlike a real army, there will be three times as many officers who will rotate, in order to get a strong base of officers which we could use to raise a new force quickly. These will be stationed in St Petersburg, in a large imperial barracks near the palace. Finally, to improve the efficiency of government reach into the far flung regions of Russia, a large school is opened in the capital for talented peasants, who will receive food and housing, as well as intensive reading and writing education, to make skillful bueracrats to reach the regions that the nobles don't bother to keep track of.

You can simplify that into an easier formula. n(n+1)/2 It works for all whole numbers.

Well that would certainly be okay, but I will not roll a hundred times on whether you hit an inanimate object with a fireball. :P

That's why people have a habit of getting into training-related accidents. Sometimes this is what I do to nerf training and get people into Dungeons. Retech thinks: Hmmm, that's the third boring thing he's done in a row. The dice says he succeeds, but perhaps something could happen that might change that... Retech does random thing that forces them into a dangerous storyline

I could have a squad of ninjas. Random taverner: I move my forces in a wheel pattern, swinging into the enemy position Moderator: While your army is away, you are assassinated at headquarters. Game over.

You can't do that without a satellite. :thumbdown: