Retech

To tell the truth, half the time I was modding Dungeoneering, I didn't use a dice. Shocking? :blink:

Ross was being sarcastic. He was never building nukes. :thumbup:

Mather, for some reason I get the impression you're making some sort of gas chamber. Anyways, I will sorta allow these post-medieval things to be created, but like most inventions before their time, the people using them will use it in the worst possible way. :thumbup:

The world gets an interesting story, spread by the pope, eager to bash the orthodox church. Here's a brief summary: Bulgaria conquers wounded Hungary after Mongols return to the east Plague spreads to Bulgaria from Hungary Bulgarian plague workers with suits head to Hungary to burn down infected houses and corral infected people Hungarian Peasants are mad at the burning, and accuse the plague workers of murdering them, because many people seem to die when they are around Bulgaria sponsers a study where two villages are isolated, one without plague workers and one with plague workers, attempting to demonstrate that plague workers help Peasants are appalled that they are using human testing while the dumb ones don't know what studies are. Some peasants attempt to leave country. Bulgaria sends orthodox clerics to tell the fleeing peasants to trust in god and to stay within the country Orthodox clerics are struck down by the plague in mass numbers, while the rest return to Bulgaria, causing several high level Orthodox leaders to be struck down by plague. Orthodox church in turmoil. Peasants fleeing from Hungary have spread the plague to Poland Jolly good! :thumbup:

The Mongols have had the plague for several hundred years, so it's like smallpox with the Europeans. The Europeans used blankets instead of corpses, but they weren't as affected as the native Americans. Same thing with the Mongols. :)

Might be hard to build such a large set of fortifications in a year. Maybe if you gathered all the spare working men from Europe who weren't actually doing something (drunks and hobos), then maybe you might able to do something well, but you'd probaly need most of the countries to pitch in with manpower and monies to pay them. Also, remember that the Mongols have already owned the Great wall of China with trebuchets, so maybe more of a rampart kinda defence would work.

Since this is an underage party, I'm assuming you were using sparkling water bottles or aquafina? Fiji doesn't work too well. :D

Oh yes, Zeirids have been infected by the plague after a mysterious no-flag ship came bearing heaps of plague-infested corpses. They seem to be a mixture of Mongolian and Hungarian corpses. The border patrol successfully blocked the ship, but managed to pass on the plague before they presented symptoms. As a result, the Asiatic countries have been reinfected with the plague, and South Africa has been infected for the first time. Enjoy. :thumbup:

In his defence, I've never been to a party either. I think I'm doing fine socially, hopefully. Either I don't hang around in the crowd which throws party or I'm fooling myself into thinking I'm part of the social mainstream. Both are acceptable to me. :unsure:

Sorry, I lost track of time. Here's a brief summary of the short update I was going to do: Plague spreads to Bulgaria after it conquers Hungary, which had the plague from the corpses the Mongols were using Bulgaria conquers Hungary, losing 0.5 infrastructure and gaining 6 million in budget, but only 2 million this five year period. Mongols are moving westward in greater numbers

Confirmed. :D [hide=Random video showing how Cellos are awesome] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6053vGfeark&feature=related [/hide]

I ascend to the throne of Russia according to the rules, and immediately train the entire population into soldier/workers, meaning they can fight and work at the same time! Then I continue with Dungeonal's plan of annexation.

Kievan invasion of Mongolia After a brisk march into the Mongolian winter with huge supply chains, the Kievans have claimed huge tracts of useless wilderness for themselves, making it the largest victory in terms of territory gained in history, even surpassing the Mongolians in "single big victory." Mongolians are no where to be seen. Say, could someone pull up the old Hegemony map so I could convert that into medieval? :D Plague has spread to the following peoples: Displaced slavic tribes Mongols And it has reeked havoc in these places again: Vassalised China Vassalised India Vassalised Persia Northern Island of Japan Thailand Current attempts at forstalling the plague have succeeded for two years. Thankfully, since the outbreak of the plague, armies have been moving east, instead of west.

Both. :D

*nod* It is done. Please get your plans in soon, since I'll be doing the update after dinner.

He was invading Mongolia.

There is currently nothing to update on, except for the plague. Also, Dungeonal was using your soldiers against the Mongols, so I need to confirm that with you.

You could live with me. I'm still relatively close to Falador. :mellow:

So how's that house coming Earth? :thumbup:

Earth, I'm currently online, if you want directions from Falador on how to get to my house. :P

Definitely insane. :thumbup: *jokes*

That...is basically the Soviet national Anthem. I don't know how I know that, but I do. :D

Isabel travels further into the woods, while wondering to herself if the enemy forces actually knew it was her that was fighting against them or whether all the people that knew were killed.

Isabel lights a large fire in an attempt to flag in rescue ships. Note that her clothing has no resemblence to the uniform to any city.

Report to the Royal Courts of Europe The thirty thousand strong first wave of the Mongol invasion has wheeled around and galloped straight back over the east-west divide into Mongolia. It is rumored that there has been a leadership dispute within the Mongolian hoard, probaly after the death of an important strongman in the despotic society. Meanwhile the plague has thus far been contained, and has not yet spread to any other country.