Tui

How are you so bad

This is me being attacked by jelly. As you can see, I am trying to convince it that it wasn't me who ate her brother. I eventually drowned (turns out flippers are purely cosmetic), but I came to their lair to exact my revenge only to discover they aren't even the same flavour. (You can even see how quick I am to get there after drowning) Does anyone else get jelly in their bellybutton? It tastes like bad flavoured.

Someone said buying all unids 200 ea and I tried to sell them unid guams and they offered much lower than 200 ea. I don't understand why, they said "all".

Just be smarter than everyone and call them all idiots.

shut up mish

I see. Glad we cleared that up. I've heard there are some decent dg guides. So do you think that people with rsn's such as "x smd yolo x" or "eat my swag" are talking about themselves? The world is sorta a nicer place that way. If I had a nickle for every time I called somebody an idiot... I wouldn't have any nickles.

did a lvl 84 dger just tell me to lrn 2 dg??

The only thing I miss from EoC are my outfits.. I AM a superhero. Bear-dame? or Beard-dame, idk. SOMETIMES people have exclaimed "omfg bearded lady" but I do not want to be in the circus unless it is a 1-thing-show. Unfortunately I do not have a call such as the Grimy Signal. Here's hoping.

It's too bad you weren't around during the better times of dungeoneering - much better competence and selection of teams, though more of a focus on best-times. You would've liked it I think. I'll say hi if I see you on, I've been playing some 07 recently, though I'm mostly busy during this march break. How have you been?

hello

OMFG ik jagex said they weren't gonna release dual-wielding but I feel like they are call it intuition

Doesn't quite roll off the tongue as easily that way, though. If I ever become a cyborg (which I know I will) I'll consider it!

objection!

I got this maze while I was afking which meant I lost around 30% of it which is very sad. I got many dead chicken skin decorations still so I wasn't too unhappy. I am so good at these though it feels like a waste. I totally go into some weird trance and click the squares before the doors to save ticks and all that jazz. I think I have superpowers.

And a mask of many prejudices would protect me less but I want one anyway.

What? I've known dozens of people who botted excessively in 2011 and none of them were banned. The only time I've heard of an acquaintance/friend being banned for macroing was one who decided to bot several 200m's (lol) and another who said they did ingame at the ge. I mean, yeah, obviously they say the rule is perm-ban for any botting but they don't exactly stick to their policy very well. Jagex is much harder on f2p'ers and obvious gold-farmers. Regardless of whether you did or didn't, sucks, sorry to hear that.

Cannon basically lets you afk a lot. Idk how good it is with eoc but I'd use it for that reason alone.

Mister Mith armour decided he wasn't scary enough and wanted another jab at me with his pet. O the trials and tribulations one must overcome in their never-ending quest against humanity..

I was afking/distracted and I almost died to my own armour, except that it isn't my own armour it's more like the armour I bought to slash into bits while using my powers of necromancy. This is a reenactment except not really because I am pretty safe. You can see I bought a defence potion after almost dying. And I always thought wearing a bucket on my head protected me from all...

My friends Richie and Richard are but I am still happy to see many a pisces I made many for you. Take, no? I also need to rest to put many remains to, I will endeavor not to over an indian burial ground however.

Didn't manage to con the dons for tons or eons but at least we won.

All abroad the train!!

My friend Jottrodor logged in yesterday and stole half my possessions, the moral is do not under any circumstances get married. We were not married but I hear that is what happens. There is an old (~2005ish vid) of Jottrodor getting married on RS to someone. Fortunately for him the vid is private so I am unable to publicly humiliate him further. Further talking about marriage, I once proposed to someone in a game of broken telephone. Normally by the end of the line the message is distorted but for some unfathomable reason this time it wasn't. How about that. Do you believe in magic? Because baby I'll make your clothes disappear. :wink:

I need to steal someones poh to get my 54 or w/e banked prayer but in the mean time I finally got this (no cheating)

I just had to let you know that this macaroni has now been ett.