Major Dash

Yeah, he likes quests with bad puzzles so that he can sit and stroke his evil beard while other people suffer from doing them.

I recommend doing the quest The World Wakes and any quests that require its completion.

Don't you get the book at the beginning of the quest though? I also don't mind puzzles. Like, the puzzles in EW4 were fine. They were just as "challenging" without spending 45 minutes running circles and pulling levers.

The quest is nothing but making 2 bars (which we had to do like 6 times throughout the series so far) and doing that stupid puzzle. There is no dialogue, no rewards, and a super long and boring puzzle. If that is your favorite line of quests, you must be a sadist or something.

It is easily the worst quest in the game. Even with a guide, the quest takes an huge amount of time because the puzzle is so slow and repetitive.

+ extended Divine Rocktail bubble ~ 50k

The tree has about 40 hours left of grow time on it, so I'll need to do another set of occs/warps for comp after factoring in 4 sinkhole sets and and 2 sets of dailies.

First off..... You were DPSing. Aka, you should be taking minimal damage. You could get away with DPSing naked except for the fact that you'd lose out on bonus damage from power armor. Now if you were the one doing the tanking, you'd probably struggle in Pernix until you got used to tanking. As for ROTS, you need Superior Elite Void or Tectonic/Sirenic to be accepted on any decent team as well as t90 mage/ranged. The thing about ROTS is that they gank you regardless of what kind of armor you have on, so its power armor or bust. You might be able to get away with normal void or Nex sets if you go with friends...... As for your Pernix set, I'd say sell it and buy drygores with that money if you intend on doing more nex. Just melee Nex instead of using t75 mage. I personally use Pernix to do QBD in since it offers more defense than Armadyl and better damage bonus.

I bought the cinder blocks, rope, baseball bat, and burlap sacks. When is that going to happen?

Agility -> Firemaking -> Cooking -> Fletching -> ......... -> Hunter

Don't get me wrong, the new quests are a lot more engaging, but some of the old ones are a lot less serious and a bit more enjoyable just because they're goofy.

Imagine if something like this were real.... We would all have died from the plague. Old quests definitely have a lot more charm than the new ones do.

Nothing. So G G G G G G Bomb tanking p1 at Vorago. Literally its only use.

I have had max port score for months and only have 20k chimes. Don't assume.

I play for the graphics.

No. They won't eat dead things. However, they will eat dying things, and by dying I mean you crush the crickets immediately before offering so that they're still twitching and stuff. If it doesn't move, it won't be interested.

I personally didn't name it...

Don't open spoilers if you don't like spooders. Shelob Anya

Crickets. They smell horrible, they die really fast, and they are hard to catch.

EDIT: Buried the goblin priests.

The thing is, the offhand only accounts for 33% of your damage. As Oddish said, t80 offhands are only about 3% less dps, but 3% is still 3%. The main problem is that the game is so heavily RNG based that it is possible for a level 1 offhand to do more dps than a level 90 offhand if you get lucky. In a perfect world, where you hit 100% of the time with 100% of the weapon/ability damage, the t90 will annihilate the t1 offhand.