AfroThundeX

This is actually the name of a book: Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.

Because you have IRHAUTUTS Syndrom (I Really Have An Urge To Use This Smiley). Why is it that I can't seem to get a phat?

HOT My girlfriend? (why do I even do this. I know the answer that somebody will put)

Because most clowns lack the ability to juggle lit torches. Why does vertigo effect people?

Slips a crisp $100 Bill to the Chaos Elemental. Who then proceeds to throttle you in your sleep. I simply walk in and take it. I the proceed to the poisonous spiders where I poison the Phat...which starts to die...

6/10 its ok.

My pet dog named coco killed a giant computer that had runescape but also ate children peckers that Supercalifragilisticexpialidosisly my craptastic rubber taco doesn't burn at all because of the smilies burning flames that swallowed a lv 3 noob whole and noobs along with the jagex cat which looked like a fat hamburger. The cat decided to go get a french sub to choke an old man with his thick tail. Therefore

6/10 Nothing really impressive. but then again I guess I cant talk.

Ill judge. Why not. PM me when the contestants join.

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Green Party Hat

3/10 Im sure ive seen you

The machine has no idea what a cadaver is and shuts it out into your left eye, Inserts a small third world country

Banned for saying that someone is saying someone is the most annoying creature in the universe.

So I left

AfroThundeX - XednuhTorfA

HE obvviously just raised his mining level and is pointing at the fireworks over his head. Why is it that the only things in life we can count on are death and taxes?

I use an energy de-atomizer. Which destroys energy. That or I just don't use energy at all. It will build up and destroy itself. If a tree falls and nobody is around it does make a sound.

Push the cork into the bottle. Therefore releasing her. WOOHOO And on #2...Is it grow a beard? Does he have a hair growing abnormaility? i asked a freind of mine and he suggest ED

You get annihilated by animal activists for harming a puppy Inserts pumpkin pie

Which then stains

1/10 Ive seen you a few times

You get a teddy bear...with a bomb in it.... Inserts Coin

I spend months training with Will Smith to give me superhuman coolness abilities. I walk up to Jad and say several witty comments as fast as possible. His brain cannot process them and he explodes. I grab the phat and run to the Falador general store and climb up to the top room.

1/10 ive seen you once or twice