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Maybe they got arrested because it was some secret drug trading code :o

Wtf... I learnt something by scrubbing the desk.. Only write in blue pen because red wouldn't come off properly.

Haha classic

Then you would really freak me out :lol:

My boyfriend shakes his eye balls at me and it really freaks me out :o

I'd name my kids Aceline and Raiden weird names but better than superman 8-)

I got something!!! It's a bum (_!_) yeah okay I got nothing lol

Hahaha poor damn kid ... Seriously... I have been at work and the topic was so entertaining to me that I talked about it with my colleagues and we made fun of him all day

Just in the middle of nowhere in some rain forest to be alone with my thoughts and beautiful scenery, donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t need anything expensive. Although I still want to go to Egypt.

Wow I just discovered something... if you spell kryptonite in microsoft word as "kryptanite" it corrects it to the o spelling but if you do it in capitals it goes un noticed :shock: I blame word! :lol:

:shock: THINK FAST SUPERMAN!! *THUMP* shouldÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve seen it coming! *Throws green play dough at supermanÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s head* OMFG ITS KRYPTANITE!!! :XD: :XD: :XD: ... I could have so much fun with this.

... You do realise majority of your posts are based around people and social paranoia? I think maybe you might want to step in to my office for a chat :P

ROFL wouldn't it be funny to see though...... :anxious:

No, boa constrictors aren't big enough to eat humans. I don't think any snake can eat a full-grown human. Haven't heard about a full grown man, the snake would have much trouble with the shoulders. but

Umm don't really have a weird talent except I'm a human lie detector and really quick with come backs. Here's another cat for your collection :P

D, G, C, A, B, F, H, E. It's not working for me so if you could please translate.

HAHA LOSERS :XD:

Hey, on that note, I have complimented a girl before on how beautiful her bone structure was. I got an "Uh, okay, thanks?" She was definitely hawt for me. Nothing wrong with a mans bone structure either.... :)

Be yourself and screw everyone else 8-)

They're the veiny things in my eye sockets How romantic

Want to learn something neat? I can't remember where I learnt it/read about it or I would source it. Imagine a big purple monster - Your eyes should look up and to the left What clothes did you wear yesterday? - Your eyes should look up and to the right. Imagine a bell being rung loudly - you should look directly to your left Remember your teacherÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s voice - You should look directly right Remember the smell of a nice flower - you should look down and to the left Now talk to yourself - You should be looking down and to the right. With this, you can usually tell if someone is lying or not by their eye movements (not 100% accurate). Also try this little trick... If you think someone is lying, directly ask them the question, talk about it then suddenly change the topic. Someone who is telling the truth will be startled and ask you to go back to the original question. A liar will continue the flow of the new conversation to avoid having to answer it. A lot of the time they also can't help but touch their nose too during or after the lie.

I'll hide the pube in your lunch :XD:

:-k The perfect planned suicide made to look an accident? :-w

Unless you clean the bottom of the toilet lid, shut up :P I never like to touch Actually the toillet is the cleanest thing in the average persons bathroom. The most disgusting things in one's bathroom are probably one's sink and one's toothbrush, as one's hands and mouth are more dirty then their backside. I don't care what is clean and what's not clean :P It's more psychological for me, I see a pube on the toilet or a dusty bottom of the toilet lid and I will dry reach. I would rather brush my teeth with someone elses toothbrush and lick the bathroom sink... I mean it lol There is nothing that crawls up my skin more than going to a public toilet and there's a bit of wee on the seat :-X :-X :-X

Just like every police man I know is a control freak, are very possessive of their wives and has alcohol problems. Doesn't mean all policemen do it or that most policemen do it, or a lot of policemen do it. Stereotypes, juggle them. No it was theorized to be up to 90% and conveyed up to 93% nonverbally, Mehrabian (1972) :anxious: Sorry.. ocd tendencies... I don't like it when people say "this IS" if it's actually not the precise information.