Saru Inc

I was defending the N quite a bit, that dude with the green circle is gonna win cuz I gtg

Nothing personal, but untrimmed hp is nowhere near rare. It goes like this: 120 trimmed Dungeoneering (obviously) Untrimmed Dungeoneering Untrimmed Slayer Untrimmed Runecrafting Untrimmed Herb Untrimmed HP. Thats just based on my personal observations, but I've seen quite a bit o them.

But that list would be BEYOND massive. Even if you could organize it into categories. Though I would like this idea too :)

man it 9 30. i went to bed at 6. im going back to bed

I hate it when people wear these expensive outfits with Canifis gloves and boots. I also hate solid colored outfits (full dragon with attack cape, red gloves, red boots). preach like a sermon at the beach I'd suggest barrow gloves. I think they look splendid with dragon.

This is me. The thought that all my thoughts and memories will cease to exist and I will never ever get to see any of my loved ones again. Not my family, friends, (potential) wife or kids, anyone. Anyone. It makes me sick. What was once a caring, laughing, creative, angry, sad, happy, loving, thoughtful, conscious being is now nothing but a dark void. Nothing more. yea, if you're an atheist. i get streets of gold, kid.

i guess you gotta change ur name to morningrise332 tomorrow, then again the next day, and the next day, and the next day

You know... I kinda like this idea.. a lot :) However, lets not implement til I get my crown off of ge >:]

Those taste gross.

no but now you are

awww I'm sorry :( I hope you feel better <3 (no homo)

OMG I SEE WHAT YOU DID!!!!

Summer is in the air, the birds fly without a care, the wind tussles through my hair... Wait... Why? O, I know why. Because my car a/c is broken. Because an old guy back in april slammed on his brakes, in the middle of a four lane road, with no one in front of him. So I got a needle hole poke in my a/c tube. So all the freon leaked out. So now I have to pay $450 for a new tube + freon. All good, right? Well, except for the fact that the canadian bank gigged me $550 this week, because my mom overdrew my account. All good, right? Well... No. She refuses to take the blame for it, and wrote me check for $150. Generous, right? No. She already owed me $300 for when she spent my college fund. Now she won't give me that $300. I can still make it, right? No. I need to make a down payment of $600 on August 6th if I want to expand my cerebral domain. Easy, right? No. I also owe $500 in bills by Aug 6th, with 2 paychecks inbetween. Easy, right? No. I can only make $1200 at the very very most in those two paychecks. Thats enough though, right? Just don't get those #5 no cheese no mayo at wendy's. Right? Uhhh... No. My parents said I have to leave the house soon. Damn Saru, you're a bad kid, right? No. I just said I wouldn't let my mom use the car because she's an absent minded driver who has totaled 3 vehicles already and I don't want to add to the list. Wow Saru, you were being disrespectful! ... Right? Debatable. Considering my mom called my selfish sinning fool moments before. Oh well. I have friends I can room with to pay rent, right? No. I only have 2 irl friends. Yea. I said it. No one really likes me irl. Not sure why, I've lost a lot of weight, and I'm honestly not that bad looking. Anyways, one of those friends is in New York for college, one is at a dorm. Well its ok, just room with... strangers? Sure. But I'm gay and all the available apts ask for "calm Christian principled young men and women." yikes, sounds like a nunnery. Well Saru, why don't you just be nicer to your parents? You know what, you're right. At the moment all I do is work 40 hours a week, do 4 loads of dishes, clean the mens bathroom which literally looks like an exxon bathroom after 5 mins. I swear they miss on purpose. And then I clean my room spotless twice a week, while keeping all my laundry done, and I even cook dinner occasionally. My brothers do nothing but increase their gravitational pull, and decrease their realistic grasp of how the world works. Cheep cheep. Cheep Cheep. Oh sorry, those are my birds. I guess it's time to wake and get dressed. Aww, they're singing for me. Wtf. my name isn't Cinderella. Oh well, I guess they are similar enough. To top it off, well, to be honest, I honestly (lol) don't like telling people this because they think I'm fishing for pity. Which I'm not, I'M TROLLLING! :XD: (get it?) (no?) (*sigh* trolling is a type of fishing. it was funny to me. no I don't care if it was funny to you or not. Well it was funny to me. Well [bleep] you.) But I've been clinically depressed for my whole childhood, and I just tried killing last week, I took 45 adderall pills, and placed the bottle in the sink so it looked like it just spilled. I went up to my bed, took 4 unisoms and fell asleep at 3 pm. Woke up at midnight. Nothing happened. Nothing. I was more pissed than I ever had been before. Technically 20 should be lethal. And I can't buy a [bleep]ing gun because I've been in therapy. It's [bleep]ing [cabbage], I tell you. Anyways, despite the pubescent trolling joke, I'm honestly not looking for pity. But I really don't know what to do. I tend not to post this kind of [cabbage] on the forums (save like 5-8 blog posts over the years) but I just don't [bleep]ing know. I almost killed my dad tonight, but stopped myself. I don't want to go to [bleep]ing jail. But I can't get out of the house because I have literally no money. And I will not sell myself to their [cabbage] beliefs, and [cabbage] ideas. (gays are satanic cannibalistic perverted child molesters? The [bleep]?) Well idk. any advice I guess, But until the next test I will rest If you wanna post be my guest, -Saru'ness' *like highness :XD:*

im not clicking on that link i might get sars

lmao we definitelyshould maybe halt for a bit I only have 1k ink, ive been vandalizing up at top of ball

OH MY GOD DONT [bleep] WITH ME

lolol I love whoever wrote that dsavi crap hah! And I just realized what the white symbolized... *looks up* rofl!

is that candy can i have some is that ur van around the corner

You purchased the anti-poison totem to compensate for your small scrotum Not one to be talked down to Let me tell you what I think that I should do First I will take you head first Jax, Into a bottle of lime coated thumb tacks After you are screaming in pain Mainly cuz you just lost the game I will take a chainsaw and start chopping Off the chains that hold you to [bleep] Now that you are free and in pain Because remember i made tacks rain A bottle of rubbing alcohol I will grab Then take your head and then stab A big hole into your skull And I will pour the liquid in the hole As you squirm and squeal like a hobbit Cuz you live on the land where they shot it, I will say one thing so very fast So listen up, you stupid ass you aren't the best, simply because you got it all wrong, I'm not the guest.

Every day we saw the botters pride Grow and grow while we all cried. We talked and talked admist the sighs But never did anything as it all went awry. We walked around minds groaning with rage As all the botters never seemed to age. We baited and waited and contemplated But nothing happened as we all became jaded. Site by site, we stalked with torches alight At first sight of evil we pounced to fight. We pleaded for the men to retort And when they did not we all would report But one day arrived a tall man He wasn't that brave, nor the son of Sam At the cost of his hard earned rapport (pronounced ra-poor fyi) He hit the button in his brain marked "ignore" Now he skills in the day at his own pace He decided bots weren't the master race. And surprised at this newfound state of mind Despite all the plagued bots, he did just fine.

i am oh so impressed but you're still not the best why dont you sit back and take a rest you couldn't pass this test Even if you were the best

please don't be so wack my brain had a heart attack trying to both read and smack my lips over your .... what rhymes with ack? idk

Yeah. though I totally wasted like 2000 ink by accident... And how do we find the right brown? I was gonna help with the brown part but had no idea >.>

k ive totally been defending the U, E, and T. and just helping out. and i wrote peace on the swastika, and misspelled nazi... who drew a penis over my name.

ok i cant figure out the right brown, but i colored in a bunch of the letters, then left my mark babes