Saru Inc

thnx. btw why go to the candy store when u can come to my candy shop. i give away free lollipops also: postponing 99 hp til 99 agility/mining/hunter/fletching. 5 99s will be damn legit.

btw im not getting 99 hp til i get 99 mining/agility/hunter but u can be there lil kid. thats my bid

wait no i edited the flow was off omfg

indeed so hi im stopping by just to say grats but before I go, ill lay down all of these raps ill stomp all over u like ur one mai door mats and kill u with mai skillz like u one of da floor rats but before i grab my guns and go ape attack think about why i always blow off 50+ gun caps u at the dr. so much he thinks u so damn wack becuase my rhymes so sick ur body feels the impact so listen to the story of a puffer fish name dory she was a star of a movie, her own little gay glory she couldn't remember [cabbage], her brain musta been so damn gory now give my respect back before i slap til ur sorry now dont take what i say so dang darn personally but i feel like im still stuck inside a granite quarry because all i do is sit here and sweat water flurries because u r so hot my body is getting sick with worries but i remember that you were never here for me now u broke into my house and said saru 99 range pow now the least u coulda done it let me finally relate to you the story as to why i forgot our date try to understand i aint trying to instigate but i feel like my life a path and u the cold stone gate and i push against push against u til im impregnate with the bastard child of your summoning-a cape and with that i say good bye good night little kid i wouldnt want you to think im just part of ur eye lid closing up around you and watching u in silence damn that would be so creepy so ill jusy say in an alliance ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry i missed it :(

But heres's the thing. this will never happen. This idea, and many many others will never happen. Wanna know why? Because even p2p wouldn't get something this revolutionary; and do you think Jagex would give f2p anything that p2p has stamped around and fooled with for ages? F2p are just now getting quests, and minor minor updates again. A new spell book? I mean... gf you tried. =\

that sounds amazing

edit: i edited the rhyme to make it better

So I see a party with out me there, Normally I would shout "how you dare!" But I think this time I'll stop and stare As I see you make mammals out of thin air. Now most my think this post has a point, Now you know I'd never want to dissapoint, So bow your head, I got oil, let's anoint. And then you give rest to your wrist joint. And before you ask my why am I not rating Be lucky you don't have to ask "why so hating" Maybe I should demand you to stop master... plating? About the fact I take so long to stamp a rating But like a federal post office worker I'm not at the summ party, go berserker Like I just got a girl nd a cop just took'er I grab a pen and write hate so fast it all blurs But I stop and realize, potentially empathize This was the man who said I could shoot arrows oh so high So drop the pen, now i'm playing it cool, Grab a bow, shoot up my entire [bleep]ing school, Fire three shots, 4 shots, maybe even more Noobs are running head first to the door But I tb'd and froze, lol'd to the floor And said "if only obtaurian knew what was in store" So I grabbed magnet, but not like icp I knew how it worked, i grabbed an m-60 (thats like m-16 but better. and it rhymes) Threw it onto Obt's hardrive Watched it fuzz, watched the [bleep] cry Pulled out my gun and to no end ima quote a movie. say hi lil friend. So I pulled the trigger, bullets got bigger as they hit harder so did my vigor Dropped to the floor he bled out all aghast I thought I overreacted, acted a tad to fast Then I realized without emphasize, all in contrast No one un invites saru with out hurting their ass. thats is all. o nd 10\10

Roses are red Laws are so blue That rhyme so blowed Just like ur mama 2 ZING! K I gtg work

Roses r red Natures r green Make 1 more lame rhyme Ill throw up my spleen

Summon me a candyvan and take me to your candy land, now that you're the candyman, summon is hot, damn. --saru--

Shure :( lemme post grats for your blog

[bleep] I'm @ work omfg. Ima be here for 3 moar hours.

i got like 29 gb outta 32 for use in my ITOUCH. i work 1:45-midnight. sigh.

When I was a kid our neighbors had the most AMAZING 4th of july parties. They would shoot fireworks off in our cul-de-sac, sparkler fountains, firecrackers up the wazoo. Then they moved. Now our neighborhood is more boring than ever. However, my parents smuggled in some fireworks. :D

YERP. Also, unless you get into a lot of accidents... Like.... me... :( then insurance shouldn't be that much. But buses should be only used if you have no car option. The benefits are too much to list, but for one, it's also a lot faster to get to school. Wake up late and miss the bus? Etc.

Congratulations :) keep up the ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat work!

tomorrow as in 4th of july or 3rd of july?

TIL I COLLAPSE - Eminem. til i collapse i swear this is the sickest rap in the world. It takes Nas and smashes him face down into Pac's grave. Also, I kinda like the a7x^^

Idk. I find it catchy :( Although with me, I'm pretty darn fickle with my music. With non-rap I prefer "deeper" lyrics. Note, not so deep you drown in stupidity... But eh. And with rap, as long as its flow so pro etc. I love it :thumbup:

NIP TUCK OMG!!! OMGOMGOMG :lol: It's fun. I'm 5 episodes into season 4 now. It's alright, but so far not as good as the others. I own season 5 pt.1 +4. I've watched all of em online. Total fan :D

I just said I don't like training for xp :P Bows. WIne boxes ruined my life. its wine. in boxes. !!

NIP TUCK OMG!!! About some guy who shoots up his home town. pretty epic :thumbup: though its sad when he shoots up the nail salon :(

guys, gangster rap is [bleep]ing amazing. Don't be so elitist. :|

my milkshake brings all the boys + trannies to the yard.