Silentsurf

Well, this one isn't ALL mine.... Magnum Pistol: $320 Battle Rifle: $790 Halcyon class cruiser:$4,500,000,000,000.87 Wiping out an entire covenant army by yourself:Priceless. There are somethings money can't buy. FOr everything else, there's Master Chief. __________________________________________________________

You spend 6 months trying to sell your abbyssal whip and give up. You take a good holiday in _______ with a spending spreee of $2. During the time that you're away, a new monster is added to runescape. A punchbag. It has over 1000 hp and gives you rare and 200% more exp when fighting it. The price of whips sore to about 67 mil. You come back from you holiday and find that the punchbag was removed from the game due to economy corruption and other occurences of unfairness. I wish I had some pebbles.

Rake the money to get your fortune up!

It would be god to send a private message to 2 or more players at a time. You:lets meet at ______ 1:OK. Better tell 2 YOu:Right YOU messgae 2:Lets meet at ______ 2:Have you told 1? YOu:Yes. 2:I can't make it. maybe at 3:00? YOu:I'll tell 1. YOu messgae 1:2 can't make it. At 3? 1:How about 4:00?

Retetive movement can trigger the...uh... Anko respostamian maximus muscle to stall which sends messages to the brain to fix it, But Repetetive movement will cause the muscle to keep doing it until the Anko respostamian maximus gives up after 10 hours. (The answer still sounds smart) Why is the sea near the shore?

You swing your axe at the tree... [NEW RANDOM EVENT] Environmentalist appears. Environmentalist: Stop! Cutting trees is endangering our environment and its inhabitants. Many squirels, owls, humans and lobsters have lost their lives. You:Humans?! LOBSTERS?! E:In some cases of a graphic glitch, the tree will actually toppple over instead of just disspearing and squash a human. Most surviver. But it some cases, a magic tree fell on a level 3 with the original bald brown shirt green legs male outfit chracter. U: How do you explain the lobster? E:Um... That's not i,mportant. Here take these NEW seeds and plant them in a farming patch. U: But I'm a free player! E: Sell them then! U: How much are they worth? E: No one has ever seen these before. And they give you 8000 smithing experience. U:Whatever you say. E:STOP CUTTING TREES! Environmentalist dissapears. OR You swing your axe at the tree... [NEW RANDOM EVENT] Environmentalist appears. Environmentalist: Stop! Cutting trees is endangering our environment and its inhabitants. You're coming with me.....[teleports you to another clearing] Your chpoice of: Makes you plant seeds. Casts Claws of Guthix and kills you. Faces you on a one on one battles (he's level 58 and he summons zombie squirels owls and lobsters that were killed by you to attack you)

How did he get so rich? He's got Lvl 60 magic(to cast god spells). He beat the mage in the mage arena. Casted Saradomin strike 100 times inside the Arena. He became so powerful (99 in all stats?) but wanted to buy the skill capes. He blasted into the bank and stolen players' items from their banks. When people say they're hacked and they find that their valueables have disspeared, the WOM took the items from our banks. But he was not allowed to get the skillcapes for somereason. He's mad. He wants himself to be the most powerful mage there is. So he's gonna blow up the Wizard's tower and make himself the only one who can use magic! He'll summon demons, and use Saradomin's power to destroy Gielnor! Theory is highly unlikely, but makes sense.

Teleportation matrix event = FREE RUNES! Saving up to ... 100% OFF runes! Wow! Genie = FREE EXP! Saving up to... SOME AMOUNT OF MINUTES! Amazing! Sandwich Lady = FREE FOOD! Saving you time that the Mysterious Old Man could give you a spinach roll?

What about Kah-Bah-Gee's? Are they pointless? :-k Yes. =D We just happen to have fun with them. :wink: Cabbages aren;t pointless! They're nutritious! They're healthy vegetables! They grow every 10 seconds? Well, that's the beauty of digital pixelated cabbages in runescape! They heal 1 health point! And they're free! Free, free, FREE!!! And they don't taste so nice... unless they come from a.... HAUNTED MANOR The OoC has got 2 million+ cabbages! Healing up to a toatal equal to the number of cabbages they have! The only bad thing is... you can only carry 28.... :cry:

A scimitar is really a broad sword... excet shoter. In martial art standards, the broadsword has only one ccutting side. The curved out one. It is allowavly possible to block with both sides but you could lose points in a competition. A battleaxe... well, that's not in martial arts... to my knowledge anyway, has 2 blades. So... you can hit with it anyway you like. :D

Ugh... 5 AM!!! It's not fair... :cry: And I have not been to ANY of the TET events either... :cry:

I wish that you could hold balloons in Runescape.

Uh... Jagex makes actually good updates. Use white partyhat with SKull Sceptre.

CORE MELTDOWN 3 2 1.... I press ALL the buttons. I swipe my "Darksteel Colossus" Magic the Gathering card. :ohnoes:

During the 2006 Chritmas event near the karamja gublinch cave entrance it suddenly starts snowing. Move away and it stops. It snows only around that area...next to a volcano... a Mountain full of HOT lava... and it seems that your character can withstand freezing temperatures while wearing ordinary clothes. One more thing: The cannons on Lumbridge castle cannot be fired, and they do not seem to be pointing at anything worth shooting. Except for the Al Kharid Toll gate and the Ducks. And maybe you could blow up the bridge. ANd the goblin shed. And that fellow over there.

Eighteen.

FALSE. TPUM is the best.

It starts raining Candy bars... you open one and find cotton inside. I just wish there was a $3 note.

Things like this happen alot.It isn't much of a problem. Try cooking at a range with a shield equipped. Tuen the camera around and you can see your shiled just overlap the range. It's just a image overlapping thing. Nothin g to worry about...... :ohnoes: The gods have given us faunlty eyes and have let us pass through solid objects! Run for your life!

Um........ Goes to Varrock West Bank and buys another Party hat? Ok fine. Send a complaint to Jagex as banning Zezima is recking our fun. "These aren't the things you usually do." *waves hand* "These aren't the thing we usuallly do." "YOu want to let us have our fun." (The force has a strong influence on the weakminded) "We want you to have your fun." " YOu will do what you mist do." "we will do what we must do." Jagex break their policy and retun the party to you in Lumbrisdge. I steal it.

Well, if lets say... (just a guess) 400,000 players on thew day of Christmas Cracker. Maybe 30,000 of them got one? or more? For each of the holiday rares ... possibly 100,000? 40,000 lost/banned/hacked and banned? 60,000 left? I have a feeling my guess is very ... Good! :thumbsup: Just joking. I don't know. There's one way... ANNOUNCMENT- OFFICIAL RARE COUNT GIVE ALL RARE ITEMS TO SILENTSURF ALL RARES WILL BE COUNTED AND WE WILL GET RESULT Rares will not be returned.

You don't seem to have a job... You wanna job at my shop? I'll take that as a yes. You're fired.

Gee man, the honourable

President... information overload... error error code 299 Cannot identify... Memory bank reverse engage... quote"Ask a stupid question...get a smart answer"... error... warning... reverse disenage error... not responding :anxious: Ok... You asked a smart question... so you get a stupid answer! The President who got the most votes in an election is the one who got the most votes in his/her election. Why is A the last letter of the alphabet? :-k