Ragen

I grab at the Gold coins as they fall to the floor. Cursing my luck, I drag myslef to the Wizards tower. Wizard Bob sees how down I am and offers me a one time chance to go back and change the past. I happily accept. *3 hours 45 minutes ago* I run up to Waterofgod and rip the phat from his hands. He accidentally high alchs his face instead. I jump for joy then see a crowd of hungry noobs running towards me. Screaming in fear I run into the Wild......

A Nord Countus

Banned for having an evil duck for an avatar.

I used to freeze a little bit around girls that I liked, don't worry you get over it. Try doing a bit of observational humour, that usually works wonders. Be playful as well, not all serious and up-tight.

They were pressed into an early release (or in-bloody-credibally late) despite it not being ready, by a busy schedule. I didn't? Did you?

I love this sig. The crystally effect, colour scheme and well chosen render make it pleasant to look at. However the text really ought to be a different colour, its kinda hard to read. 8.5/10

I though that both NK and Iran are out of line with their Nuclear Programmes. But it wasn't until I read this thread that I realised how far N. Korea had gone. Considering that their leader seems to be a total head-case, I think the best solution is to assasinate him and hope that some-one more mentally stable and economically minded steps into his role. I would suggest the same for Iran but I think that would kick up a huge religious fuss and work up the tension in the Middle East even more. With Nukes he would be dangerous too, what with his hatred of Israel (That is the situation right?).

Liking the colour scheme but it almost looks to me like she is in a horse-riding position (kinda squatted), instead of the graceful curtsey (sp?) that she intends. 8/10

Banned because you arn't smiling :(

Heaped Sheep

Octavarium is truely amazing. I didn't especially like the songs on the CD, sacrificed sons was pretty good though. But the Title Track - Octavarium is a contender for the best song of all time IMO. Make time to have a real listen to it, it is worthy of your full attention. In short the song you haven't listened to makes the album.

Banned for having a 'I have rights' signiture.

You went for a two day trip to mainland spain. You visited two chinese goat farmers and a martian owl. You then enjoyed an overnight stay in the village of Wubble. If you saw two monkeys in bandanas walking down the street what would you do?

Ummm I don't really follow football so why have Greece been kicked out from International competitions? Was it because of the match fixing going on or is that totally different?

Seen you before but can't recall any posts made by you. 5/10

He's still got the phat!!! Lets batter him! *Smacks Riku over the head with a bat from behind and grabs the phat from his un-conscious body.* "Now what to do?" *Sneaks out to some woods with a gun and hides up a tree* "If ya want this fat you better be ready for a bullet in the head instead!"

Banned because I say so!

^ Tough one, I'll give you that. It'd take someone incredibally stupid to think of a stupid answer to such an intelligent question. Wait I think I have one... God screwed up on day 6. The clay we are supposedly molded from was actually crap from all the new animals running around. What do you thing of the opinions and suggestions in the John Lennon song 'Imagine'.

It is believed to have been involved in a collision with another planet some five billion years ago. The planet involved was likely to be either the moon or mars (from a documentary on space that I saw a while ago). Why does everything apparently taste like chicken?

I'll give you a 7/10 because I think I've seen you around here quite a bit...

U swng ur ax at teh tre. The Grammar Goblin comes out of the tree and eats you alive!

Fear of a painful death also known as being sensible. I used to be scared of what comes after life as no-one will ever really know what happens till they get there. I realised that dying was in-evitable and nothing I could do would put a stop to it. Instead for a short time, my greatest fear was being killed in a violent, slow death eg, torture. Then I realised that those situations were un-likely and usually avoidable so I came to the conclusion that the thing to really fear was disease. I probally spent about 3 months of my life thinking about how I would die. I got over it when I developed a fear of bed-time for about 1 month. This was at a time when I was sleeping at my Aunts with huge windows, no curtains, a door that doesn't close and a zombie movie that scared the cabbage out of me first day of the holiday. But I'm all over them now and happy as a bunny.

Your head does seem just a little messed up. I get deja-vu quite a bit same with the audible thought tracking, I have like an undercurrent of dialect going on between my brain and itself. Being inside my head is pretty fun to be honest.

Things that creep me out are sleeping with curtains open and sleeping with my door open. It is worst at my Aunts house. She has no curtains, a wood at the end of her garden and the door always opens in the night. In that house I cant sleep with my back to the window as I expect to turn over and see a face pressed against it or something.

Banned for encouraging talk of cheese sandwhiches