Ragen

Banned for uh..... dipping puppies in fudge.

I think that I would just sit down with my family, have a big party and when the end comes, all get together and die in each others arms. Or I might steal a car and rally it around a skate park (My childhood dream).

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Because there is a massive conspiracy in the Animal kingdom against chickens. All the other animals dont want to be eaten so they deliberately taste like chicken just so that humans dont eat them. If I were to put glue in a bunsen flame what would happen?

..........Unfortunately, at this time he was hit over the head by an FBI agent and dragged into a car. They took him to a secret lab in Hawaii and gave him counselling. When he deemed un-crazy enough they gave him astronaut training. He was eventually made captain of the Shuttle Mission - Pwned. It was to go and set up a base on pluto. They set off and as they left orbit, a giant black hole appeared behind them and swolled earth. In it's place was a giant flower. They all gasp in horror and turn the space ship back. Unluckily for them the flower was just a clever diguise and was actually still the black hole. They got sucked closer and closer until they were right in the warp. In the split second before they were absorbed a green ice-cream truck flew out, with a creepy old man smiling at them from the back. They were falling and falling, towards what seemed like a city. The space ship was getting lower and lower when all of a sudden it turned into a hippy tour bus. They bounced off a tall building and landed in a car park. A man with a flower in his hair walked by. The Beetles were blasting out of a nearby window. Suddenly realising their horrifying situation Jimbo wispered to his crew. "Oh my God we are in the sixties".................

Depends on the time span. One day *False* One week *True* (The week after easter two years ago, everyone in the familiy gave me a 5kg chocolate bar). TPUM has long hair and glasses.

I dont think that anyone has been as bas as me yet. Whats number 2? I've tried all the obvious ones and the unobvious ones and I've spent a long time guessing. I think it's time to call in the experts............. no, you guys. Help!

Your opinions on Religion. If you don't want to do a lot of research just read through the "Do you believe in God" topic. That has about every arguement you can think of in it. You're bound to agree with someone.

I've been got twice with these kind of things. The first one was ages ago, back in my SOMX days. Some guy posted an albino blacksheep link and I clicked it. It was some freaky guy saying the lords prayer really really quietly. I turned my volume up to hear it. I swear there must have been some script on that thing so that when you went to X out (it was scary enough to do that) the zombie screams at you. I was a in a freaking dark room with head phones on. When it came on I fell backwards off my chair, nearly had a heart attack and nearly cried. I mean yeah that kinda thing could be funny but if someones gets it too bad it could really kill them. Oh yeah and as I was lying on the floor it was still screaming in my ears. Second time was my own fault. I should have learnt my lesson but it was one of those hand-eye co-ordination test things. It looked proffesional and fun so I did it. It was on Blacksheep but I had gotten over my fear of that website after seeing the "end of the world" flash. Well I got to level three when the screamer came. Same sort of scenario, dark room, headphones turned up. I flew sideways this time, knocked over my pc tower and the TV. Nothing broke except my faith in flash games and movies. I am pretty terrified of watching them in case it's a screamer.

Mwuahaha banned for banning me for banning him for having a cabbage sig :lol:

...... was made entirley from goat cheese. The psyco killer cat was extremely bored one day so it hi-jacked a bus and drove to Europe. He met some lovely people there, unfortunatley they were all United fans so he had to kill them. The police came after him but no trace was found. Except a sock. A big red and yellow sock. A big red and yellow sock with the words "meow" and "pwned" on the sides. Seeing as he was in hiding, Jimbo the cat decided to..........

8/10 because it has a cabbage in it. That and the colours look pretty.

Banned for having a cabbage sig.

My own smoothies. Banana, ice-cream (vanilla / white chocolate), and milk / double cream. Drink one of those then run around the garden, best cure for constipation ever.

The worst spider one I can think of was when I was ten. I had a bunk-bed then with me sleeping on top and a board right next to me, to stop me falling out. Well one day I went to bed early (around 5, I think I was ill) and woke up at about 9 when my sister came up the stairs. She popped in to say good-night but stopped and screamed. On the board next to my head was a spider the size of my hand. I jumped up, knocked it onto the floor and ran downstairs wimpering. I got my Mum and she came up with a beer glass to trap the thing. We spent about 10 minutes looking then found it behind the stereo. I flushed it from its hiding space with a long twig and it ran onto the desk. My mum slams down the beer glass and manages to trap all its legs in the process, probally breaking them all. My Mum takes off the glass in horror and the spider tries pathetically to run away. It gets about an inch and gives up. When we had thrown it out the window my Mum burst into tears. It was pretty depressing to kill it when we were only trying to be nice and move it (As opposed to hitting it with a book). More recently I had a wasp crawl into my can of doctor pepper. I only saw it go in, as it had flown past my head seconds ago and I luckily heard it through my head phones. This guy could have killed me if I had drank from that can, but whats worse is that I had to throw it away. Waste of a docter pepper. Edit - Necro that is scary, really really scary.

If burritos are like Dorritos then NOT HOT! Real Steak

There was a magical tractor. It was going along when it turned into a field.

Didn't like this. Mmm...why? Um yeah why? (Feel free to PM me) Back on topic - Gin Gunder

Yes, meet me behind the bike shed in fifteen minutes. Bring a computer, a dog, two rabbits and a really long tube. I'll get you that ring don't worry. *Ahem* Whats the highest number of people it is possible to fit into a standard size elevator? Edit - Without killing them.

Boy - I think Frodo would be suitable. Wait...... Gimli, gotta call my first kid Gimli, boy or girl. Girl - I've always loved the name Intwina. I don't care if it is made up, its beautiful and it will do for any girl that I have. If my sometime in the future wife lets me that is.

Ok, the one I like most so far is Venomai's sig. I was hoping that Fegan would pull out something amazing but I guess you can't have everything. Thank you all so much, I really appreciate your efforts.

When I am in the wildy with a few friends we would only really act cautious if we heard that some big clan (DS, RHD, GLADZ ect) was on the world in large numbers. From my experience with other smaller clans, if they are on a pk trip they have about 10 members. Groups like that are only willing to take on meleer's. If one of us has ancients (we usually do) then they tend to retreat. Clans arn't to be feared in the wildy any more because the average clan standard has dropped dramatically.

The fishing colony up where you do the Swan Song quest.

Because life is a bitch. Totally not my opinion Why does God allow pain and suffering on this earth when he is supposed to be kind and loving? Edit - Lol it changes the term Bitch to a "wonderful person"

I agree that the music for the pirates of the Caribian was superb. The best theme track to a film ever IMO. Best opening theme tune, with out a doubt, Star Wars.