I send a prostitute, to your house, and i follow, while you don't realise you've taken off your shirt, i steal it ruining your evening and stealing the cheese at the same time, Hiding it in my pants :
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. Knock Knock who there? the interupting pig the interupt- oink A teenage girl had been talking on for the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. "wow!,"said her father, "that was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?" "wrong number" the girl replied... A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots, He drinks them really fast. "why are you drinking them fast" said the bar man "you would know why if u knew what i've got" said the man "what have you got" "75 p"