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Most things on MTV is pure unadulterated crap. However, a few years back, on MTV two, there was this program called Wondershowzen, and at the time I thought it was hilarious :D

Aah. I take pride in the fact, I voted once for Rick Astley and helped people 'Rick-roll' the awards. I hope he wins :D

I used to listen to them, when I was about 11, but then i grew out of it, realised putting grease in your hair everyday doesn't look good and is a waste of money, and found out about all the DJs and radio people who play the less mainstream, eclectic stuff Now i like "Neu"-Jazz and DnB :D But i'll never not like "In too Deep." Brings back memories

I stick up political satirical propaganda posters up often, and nobody has ever spotted it's me. 8-)

Speech making is almost an art, and some people are good at it and others, awful, but what constitutes a good speech in your opinion? I gotta try and avoid the Cliches such as beginning the speech off with the great line "I have a dream!" (Which i do remember alot of people doing last year :shock: ) The reason I'm asking is that I need to come up with a good speech, to be elected "House Captain" for my school, and read it outloud to a whole wad of people. So I need some good idea's to help me along perfect the speech, and hopefully get the leader role. I haven't written anything yet because I have a month or two, but I'd like to start now, to get a jump ahead of all the other candidates to increase my chances :D And if I don't, it's not the end of the world, it would just be a nice bonus :D (Yay, i'm unbanned.)

And the media shall reply "oh, easy mistake, anybody can do it, don't feel bad and keep up the good work!"

Too bad people don't vote for McEnulty, i read his page, and he has some decent ideas imo. There must be something about him I don't know and everybody else does, maybe he's a registered sex offender?

Io is a moon of Jupiter's #-o . Yes, but it looks exactly like the Death Star. ;) [hide=Death Star][/hide] Edit: Just found this, made me lol : [hide=][/hide] I don't quite get the redundancy one. Possibly because i'm tired, and all the magazines are the same and pointless. But please, explain?

good point lordragonknight ^^ PETA are eco-terrorists. end of story.

I wrote a massive review of the game for my shared-blog (Click the sig if you're interested :D) And i shall post it here too. But in hide tags 'cause it's so damn big. [hide=Beware, moderate amount of text]There, completed Crysis Warhead, in about 5-7 hours, and it was fairly good. Despite the misleading name, there is not ONE warhead in the whole game, except for when you beat up an innocent civillian to steal his hummer with a gun attached. He has a tiny warhead keyring attached to his keys. But for a review, lets start from the beginning. The Installation. Installation was fairly straightfoward, click a few buttons, wait a bit, License agreement, click some others etc etc; however, being EA, this one attempts to make you install all this extra crap, and for me, i declined defeated EA's ploy to rule the world with crappy add-ons. Bwahaha! But the obviously most irratating, and pointless part of the installer, is that is plays some backing music, (although it's difficult to call it backing music because as i had music playing already, i thought it was an aeroplane outside taking a flipping long time to cross the sky.) Then Crysis Wars, the improved multiplayer, comes on a separate disc and requires a separate installation, however still tries to make you install all the pointless extras. But look on the bright side, being a Crysis multiplayer, they realise people just want to play various kinds of skirmishes and deathmatches, not some overly-complicated difficult and hard super-conquest-invade-enemy-base-to-get-nukes game mode, which was infact so difficult i played it four times until i actually replayed single player. *le gasp* But that's nice, which means Crytek, despite having a graphics engine in all thier games that require a Graphics card which doesn't technically exist yet, means they listen to thier customers. (May i suggest as well as chickens in the next game, llamas you can pick up and throw?) Then when i opened the game, i realised that the menu was exactly the same as the first crysis, except orange. But i changed it back to blue like what i had in ye ol' times Crysis, for reminiscence sake. The difference is there's a small SAS logo in the top right corner, and reviewers probably thought "This makes it completely different and new! Inspiring! 10/10 bravo, and encore!" But me being a non-reviewer reviewing a game, thinks "What the hell? this is exactly the same..." Into gameplay, something me and J-man enjoyed about the original Crysis, was that you have to manually pick up ammo, and so you find little ammo munitions dumps and crevices stuffed with weapons, and it gave you a sense of euphoric glee to stumble across one. (Well not really, but it was a nice touch.) But some smart-[wagon] who designed it, thought "HEY! LETS MAKE THIS GAME THE SAME AS 95% OF OTHER FPS'S AND MEAN YOU CAN JUST WALK OVER AMMO TO PICK IT UP!" and various other smart-[wagon] agreed and went "GOOD IDEA!" Of course to make this more accurate, repeat in a funny accent holding a comb under your nose to represent the fat-cats moustaches. It's not all bad news though, atleast there's more swearing. In the first Crysis, there weren't enough explosions or choice of weapons. Thankfully, they corrected this, in an over the top fashion, too. Now, instead of two pistols, you can have two uzi's, and as a nice touch, instead of smashing your G button so often to throw grenades, you find a grenade launcher just before the halfway point, and can use that. And you continue to keep that until you find a super-mini-nuke launcher towards the end, which you can kill ONE FREAKIN' ALIEN WITH. Whose idea was it to make a whole level, you on a daring train robbery? Except it's not a train robbery, it's you sitting on a train with a couple of miniguns attached to the side, so you can shoot at anything that so much as blinks at you wrong. (Which is all Koreans according to the game.) Finally though, they fixed the tanks, so they don't explode quicker then the humvees, and now can run down innocent bystanders without exploding because of the bullets in thier barrel. As you would expect anyone to say, Graphics were immense, even if my computer did choke and wheeze while going through the particularly intense moments. I wouldn't know about the soundtrack, because i play with the sound off and cool NuJazz on, but I did play a level or two with the ingame music and sound on properly, and from what i heard; it's abysmal. It's either some beating tribal drums to show that you happen to be on an island, and some tribal-like people live on...islands, or it's that philaharmonic classical music, which in all honesty, is atmospherical to a whole new level. A new level so low, that infact, it's not really a level it's subterrain and below ground. For the little bit slow people out there, i'm trying to say IT'S [bleep]ING AWFUL. As for the characters, they all lack detail and other...such things. The main character you play is a stereotype brit, the kind you find in the high-budget American WW2 movies. The koreans who capture him numerous times will call him "Ah american!" and so the response you give is "I'm not American, you muppet." Directly quoting from the cutscene (And i shall move onto cutscences below) "aah, what is this word, muppet?" (Because if those nasty Koreans aren't stereotypes, what CAN they be?) "IDIOT." Being a real live brit, who doesn't drink tea all day, but does drink a fair amount, I cannot remember the last time I heard someone use the word "muppet" outside the Muppets show. Thus making this word, VOID! (I am definitely not nit-picking.) Far too much of the game is cutscenes. In the first Crysis, when you started a new game, before you did anything you saw a fantastic cutscene, (which looked perty) of the Crysis suit guy. You get more or less the same this time round, except that it's not made like a movie, it's basically somebody playing, and someone else filming it with an ingame capture tool. This makes it cheesy, and pretty boring to watch. There are hundreds of other cutscenes, to establish Psycho's over the top British character, and how he believes in the Geneva Convention, because he is infact in the wrong video game and should be in a WW2 game. Psycho is at the same time, my PE teacher if he was bald. But pushing that aside, you find out that the suit is useless when someone tasers you. So you'd think someone would invent a taser gun for use against the suit...? And another thing, why can Psycho carry roughly 63.4% more weapons and ammo than Nomad? He can carry an additional 11 Frag grenades, and various other kinds of new grenades, mines and (i never managed to see just one in action) claymores. I played it on high, so anyone with a non-super gaming pc, but you sometimes like to play games, don't get it, it will dissapoint you. Also anyone who has the capability to play it on Very High, or as they have re-labelled it "Enthusiast" is a rich snob. Speaking of relabelling the graphics, what was the point? They've just made it more confusing, and it doesn't make anyone feel better or special. The hierachy is all wrong anyway, it goes: Minimum > Midrange (or something like that) > Gamer > Enthusiast Now surely, if you're a gamer playing Crysis, you'd have a better PC then an enthusiast, who prefers looking at motherboards for fun? But all considered, it was enjoyable, and even if it did lag slightly BEWARE, BORING COMPUTER SPECS BELOW on 1024x768 on a 1680x1050 monitor, with an Nvidia 8800GTX, all set to "Gamer" (High) It ran fairly well, even if a tiny bit laggy at the more demandingly intense times, and recommend it to only those with gaming-ey or powerful PCs. (Forget the processors, for this, it's all really down to the GPU) And finally to J-man, enjoy Morocco, while our 1 person who looks at all our hard work and effort, our blood, sweat, tears and semen blog checks for my possibly regular update. (Maybe i'll get round to the Music-related post?!?)[/hide]

I hate Obama's view on immigration, more or less summed up: Deporting 12 million people is ridiculous and impractical. - Yes it is, Immigrants are scapegoats for high unemployment rates. -Again, agreed here, but Illegals shouldn't work; but should have path to citizenship. - Of course they should work, they mooch off another countries society, and get free citizenship!? Imo, if you're an Illegal immigrant, unless you can do some decent work or manual labour, bugger off. (But what do i know, i'm not American.)

I once ate a £1 coin when I was quite young and almost choked, thankfully, i managed to wheeze and cough it up and out. The worst part is nobody was around me, so nobody was around to help.

BAH! Formula one is the most boring sport of all time. It would only be interesting if instead of people, the cars were driven by monkeys. And before the race the monkeys were fed ALOT of beer.

I'll get it anyway, because it looks pretty. :D But i think it's just a less futuristic crysis imo :\

Would someone mind explaining to me what a Hot Pocket is and tastes of? They don't have them in Britain...

You know, i just googled Gene Amondson on the Prohibition party, and what's funny is that A) He sounds drunk, despite his main cause being against alcohol B) He has the most ameteurist video of all time boosting himself C) He clearly knows nothing about history and why the original prohibition failed and finally D) At the end, the way he says "Ah need your vote!" Is so pathetic and desperate, as if he knows NOBODY will vote for him.

The seinfield ad was truly pathetic. It makes Bill Gates look like he has never heard of a hairbrush, and he just looks like a hunched over stereotype nerd. Seinfield is old and unfunny, and it actually made me cringe... But the new ad is much better :D

Oracle of Seasons/ Ages for me. Simply because of the soundtrack But words cannot describe how brilliant in every possible sense OoT was.

to be honest, you have to be pretty sheep-like to follow the extremists lines in the Quar'an that say "Jews and Christians are pigs, and should not be treated equally"

Best tipiter: Me Funniest tipiter: Me Coolest Tipiter: Me Most likely to be a multi-billionaire: Me Most attractive tipiter: Me Most underloved Tipiter: Me And finally, Most arrogantly insecure tipiter: Me!

Whenever i doodle, i either do Arrows, crosshatching, shading or squares. Normally they're fairly symmetrical and square.

It's not that bad where I live, but i feel sorry for you, that's an insane situation... Meh, hopefully people mature up and forget about the connotations, it's normally because people are too stupid and unfunny, so they take the easy way out and make a sexual reference. I like to think those are the kind of people who type "OMGLOLZORS,LUK AT MI BAD SPELING ND GRMUR."

So what? In London where i live, there are hundreds of muslim adverts on buses, and have been for ages. And on the side of some buses, there are Christian ads, trying to get you to convert.

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nicely done :)