megakiller32

I'm jewish, but i go to synagogue (Also as an agnostic) because the people are nice and thiers great free food at the end :

Lucky i'm British, i personally think that American universities are pathetic; having to join Fraternities, and all that Freshman crap. Unless of course being spanked with paddles and Fratboy stereotypes aren't true :P

except the 2012 apocalypse doesn't have contracts that have already been signed I always thought the apocalypse was when the aztec said. When is that again? Also, isn't large companies trying to control the internet like propaganda distrubution and a totalitarian government, the kind you see in Science Fiction movies? Where everyone is controlled by the one guy, and everything is illegal. It reminds me of Nazi Germany too.

Man, i wish i had a Megakiller is cool thread. Obviously they'd get locked fast, but i wonder what the consequences of those kinda topics are? Whether i would get banned or not for spam =P~ Also, every forum needs one, a random spammer like PaperClipsYaaaar. He makes the forums interesting since the good topics like Funny Pictures Thread was locked.

Actually our healthcare is fine, some people choose to go private because it's better. That doesn't mean the free healthcare is crap though. Everyone gets a free GP, and it's working. So you know, research, proof and facts is generally good to back up things you say. :|

Is that a Christian-Rock band by any chance? Atleast he's not the kind of guy who is like "So my friend, REPENT FOR ALL YOUR SINS AND ACCEPT CHRIST AS YOUR SAVIOUR! I hate people who try and force thier religion on you.

The funny pictures thread was the best. Because it had a wide range of generally funny images, not just crap motifakes or sexual innuendos. There was nothing wrong with it, stupid Nazi-mods :cry: Why did bubsa get banned anyway? Also because we're not allowed the funny pictures thread, why don't we all make the unfunny pictures thread? \

Who was it that posted on a topic the "Time to start a'campaignin' " video? That was hilarious.

when i used my dads pc, he had them, until i turned them off :D now i have my own pc and look at smut whenever i want :)

I didn't know about all the third party candidates or who they are, would someone like to explain them all to me in a satirical way? :P Everyone says they'll vote for Barack Obama, but i doubt he'll win. I said i'd vote for Barack Obama, but really in secret, if i was a legal adult, and could vote, i'd go off and vote for McCain.... :oops:

Considering the only new guns you can get are if you buy the Gold Edition, it's no different than limited edition games. They don't even make a difference, if you're even slightly skilled you can make it to rank 25 and get them for free #-o Well, you can also get the guns individually off the XBL marketplace, but that's beside the point. My point is that charging people to unlock high-level equipment in any game is a bad policy. EA has been doing this for a very long time and it's starting to piss me off. They did this in Battlefield 2, 2142, Tiger Woods, Prostreet, etc etc. It's EA, if there's a way to squeeze their customers for more money, you can be sure EA will do it. But atleast thier games aren't as bug riddled as Ubisoft's.

Do you think America would respond and help immediately or like in WW2, have a long period of isolation?

Theres virtually no difference, screw the microphone, Sony are truly pathetic at all aspects of gaming imo...

Everytime I get splashback from the toilet, a part of me dies. Whenever i got splashback my anus has never recovered and always felt unclean.

If i touch one eye, i have to touch the other, same with nostrils and hair :shock: Also, i always put toilet paper down on the seat and some in the bowl to avoid splashback, and incase my skin touches where someone elses skin has touched. :oops: One more thing, i wash my hands after ANYTHING. They always have to feel clear and smell of soap. When does Neurotic cross over into OCD?

24 Krispy Kreme donuts within 30 minutes. I had a sugar rush lasting about 2 minutes, and i felt as if i was about to pass out because of the sugar crash after.

Same here, my physics teacher loves puns. But i have one- Why did the Razorbill Raise her bill? So the Sea urchin could See her chin! :thumbsup: Puns are awesome. \

I would like to point out, these are pubescent, horny, immature, mood shifty, stereotype teenagers. But good suggestion, i will do exactly that :thumbsup:

I would get up, and say "well, that hurt." and keep walking no matter what the pain. If its a total stranger, i would pretend i like whatever she's wearing. If its a friend, i would pretend theres a piece of dirt there and walk away slowly and awkwardly :oops: Who gives a crap, i don't know these people, they can laugh at whatever the hell they want. As if i care about some strangers opinion. Hell, maybe i'd go up to them and ask where the place is, with great confidence :) depends on the circumstances and the wherabouts. I would say "Thank you for my erection. Good day." and walk off. But actually i would probably smile and say "that was nice" etc :oops:

i would join the fray, as SAS, or intelligence (Like my grandfather who i never met :XD:)

I start my GCSE course in September. Man am i young. :oops: I'm doing.... History, Triple science, French (A year early) Photography and Spanish. \

That's impressive, i only liked the yoyos which made noises with flashy lights :D I never understood how you can do tricks with them, just like i never understand how you can jump on a skateboard :|

I can't afford rosetta stone :|

I swear to god, Russia are going to start a world war. I read in the Jerusalem post when i was on holiday a week or so ago, that they were negotiating with Iran selling weapons, tanks and missiles....

Hmmm... i probably should have put i take french, and am pretty good at it, but i mean i want to improve. The work i do for it moves extremely slowly, because of the people who are bad at it in my class, and i'm one of the best, so i want to further my skills with other stuff. So i need to find some extra texts or websites, radio stations or tv shows to help me. (But french tv is utterly crap...)