monkeyboo2

So theoretically,if the world was flat,and you stood at one end,you'd see me giving you the finger at the other? The reason is if you keep sailing East or West you reach the same land again :roll: I was under the impression that they though the world was curved, but not spherical. If i could find a picture i would but it is like a lens; curved, but still has an edge. And if you fall off the edge you fall into hell. :lol:

Don't think I agree, but that's just because all of them were pretty much all mediocre. Halo 1 in my opinion was not a good game; simply for the fact of the lack of online multiplayer. Halo 2 was a good online shooter (but nothing anmazing); and Halo 3 was slightly better... The whole overhyped campaign player mode is irrelevant to me. While it doesn't compare to AoE2 it's not bad. I've had some fun moments in it, only issue is lag. AoE 3 was a huge let down from the previous Ensemble Studio games. Age of Mythology and its expansion was awesome, along with AoE1,2, and their expansions. AoE3 was over complicated, and made more difficult because yuo had to select each individual unit and tell it which special attack to use and select a target for it. It was boring having to go through every unit doing that. If it had kept to Age of Mythology automatic special attacks, we would all be better off. I'll tell you what I think is the worst sequel: Rainbow Six Vegas 2. It degraded its great multiplayer which it had on the first game nto simplify it for the oncoming swarm of casual players. It made several balance mistakes which were only corrected about 6 months after its release (way too late for any patience to last). Its storyline was weak. Its only upside was the Terrorist hunt was still as good as the last game, but that doesn't make up for its bad multiplayer.

I know whnat you mean; but we didn't invent electricity- we discovered it.

:shock: Now thats something i didn't expect. I have a question , whip,... In Korea, is playing an MMO looked down on or asked about in a job interview? I saw a documentary abouit Korean gaming/sweatshops where some people failed a job interview because they played an MMO. Abit of a random question but i was just wondering if the documentary was picking up on a rare case or not.

Well, when i was born, he was in the opposite ward being born :). I'm older than him.

I do hate this attitude. Its not just telling yourself that you aren't wasting your time when you earn $100,000 dollars a year playing Counterstrike or Halo 3 or whatever the game is. That is not wasting your time my ignorant friend. My problem with the whole issue is that people still use the classic gaming stereotype from back when people were playing trying to get the mnost amazing high score on Pacman or arcade games. Gaming has changed alot. And the pro gaming scene is full of people who train, just like you train football for 6 hours a day, and you go out with your mates at nights or w/e. And believe me alot of them aren't just nerds, especially from what I've seen of the FPS scene. 50% are ex-military. Try telling them they're nerds. They're earning a living doing what they've done for years- military tactics. And yes we know that some people give pro gamers a undesirable name by playing 18 hours a day, just for fun and not earning anything...but STEREOTYPES ARE BASED ON THE EXTREMES, NOT ON THE MAJORITY OF THE ACTUAL PEOPLE. Thanks to people like Fatal1ty (http://www.fatal1ty.com/), real pro gamers, are trying to change the perception of the sport and the community in general to get E-Sports better respected. :)

I think the greatest invention would have to be the wheel. It is one of the single most important inventions in our entire history. Without the wheel we probably would have never evolved to our current point. We have horses/oxen/elephants for transport. Not to mention the MagLev (which is super fast but doesn't require wheels...) And boats and planes. No wheels wouldn't be too bad, but working further away would be harder. Tbh. The Computer. But then again I expect a high proportion of people on this forum will say that. Why? Because they are forum users and no-doubt gamers or ex-gamers aswell and many have jobs related to IT. but if there were computers but no internet; i would have to vote the invention of language aswell.

I think it would be better for energy and backpacks if you just buttered both sides of the toast. Then we would have truly cheap energy source.

I bet you could open up his costume and find a person. And every one knows dinosaurs can't talk. Bleeding hosts, documented pictures of human flesh where the Eucharist used to be-- coincidence? Oh, I forgot, that happens everyday. :roll: What does that have to do with anything? I am not sure I understand. We don't need you to tell us its real. Its documented. I doubt you walking to the moon is documented. :| 1. Barney works in mysterious ways. He is magical so therefore he can talk, and if you tried to open up Barney to see if he was a guy in a costume; he may illude you with the vision of a guy in a costume because he knows that that is what you would like to see. Also, 'You must not test Barney' (quoted from Barney's Bible) ,it is a sin. You must have faith in Barney- he works in ways which humans cannot comprehend. 2. Now...Eucharistic Miracles?... Alot of those stories follow the lines of 'Item A' is put into 'Container A'... and out comes Flesh and blood. Now i had a magician at my birthday party once. He put a piece of cake into an empty hat; and a rabbit appeared out that hat. It was a Rabbitastic Miracle. If i documented it and went to several other parties over the years which had the same miracle performed and documented those. Surely this would be proof that Rabbitastic Miracles are true. Oh and Hitler also 'documented' his life in a book called 'Mein Kampf', it doens't mean that its true or that it isn't biased to suit the authors purpose. Documents are not just accepted as proof for being documents. We must know the origin, the purpose etc to deduce whether we can trust it or not. Now to the less scathing point. People were less aware of magic tricks in those times so it understandable that they may have believed it and classed it as a miracle. Then on top of that we have the problem of Exaggeration and Chinese Whispers distorting the story to glorify it. It is not unlikely that a freshy cut heart (which could be human, or the very similar pigs heart- i doubt they would be able to distinguish in those times) bleed. A bleeding heart. Whoopdeedoo. Its a miracle. And what i find annoying about some of the arguments in this thread is how people seem to think that numbers of stories and numbers of believers makes a false story true. Oh...and isn't it convenient that these "miracles" don't happen in modern times where it would be easy to decipher and disprove should the event ever occur.

This wasn't to me but it is funny/wierd. This is also slightly harsh but i didn't do it. Right; there was a fat unpopular boy at our school (in Year 10- same as me at the time) and he's always trying to be 'in with it' but always fails. So he was doing his usual tagging along, trying to fit in with the crowd when somebody suggested that they all go pull a moonie on the window and lick it. In his usual tagging along way, he did it, and they convinced him to do it first so he couuld be 'extra cool'. ROFL. :P :lol: Anyway, a hot Girl asked him out once for a joke (because she thought he'd decline because he's really shy around girls) and he accepted and took it really seriously and was bragging to everyone how he got a hot girlfriend. Then she said if he bought her a dress he could come to her place and have some 'fun'. Rofl, he just bought any size £80 dress. And then she dumped him rofl. :twisted: He's so stupid. Oh and now some PRANKS THAT I'VE PULLED. Well i've done all the classic removing chairs from underneath people, squirting their sports bottles whilst they're drinking them and unscrewing the salt and vinegar lids :P... But i've also done one where everybody in the class was working on their project on Microsoft word and one guy left his computer unnattended so I used the 'replace all' function to replace words such as 'Space' with 'Monkey Arse' and othner monkey related words until his whole document on the origin of the universe was about a Monkey exploding and making abig Monkey Arse with the help of the Chimpanzees. He handed it in. :P :P Also i overlooked a teacher when she was typing her password so was able to control all computers around school. Its so awesome rick rolling people and putting people on sites they shouldn't be on. Also wit the teachers account I could upload stuff to the shared area. So i gave an extra file to the highly popular games folder. Only my file lead to inifinite amounts of www.monkeyheaven.com opening on internet explorer. God it was so funny. The network managers never caught me.

Yeah; my Xbox is apparently the root of all evil and causes everything to go wrong according to parents. Anyway on the imsomnia thing. I guess a 7 day trial of the no technology could be helpful, if the doctor thinks it could be a cause; and it would put your dads mind at rest. When it turns out that this hasn't changed your sleep patterns it will be obvious that it is not the cause and will return to normal. And whoever said that cutting technology worked for their bad sleeping problems. Insomina does not just have a magic cure; each case may need a different treatment. Cutting tech may work for you but not for anybody else.

Well I'd say they are a sport. You are pitted head to head against another opponent/team and you are playing to win, possibly for prizes or glory- just like football for example. It needs more recognition as a sport though...People still view gaming as a waste of time; which it isn't if you play professionally/competetively. If you just play excessive hours for fun, it is a waste of time still though. Give it time though and it'll be recognised properly as a sport. It took 50 years for football to kick off as an official sport aswell. An athlete? hmmmm... well it's a bit far since it isn't really physically exhausting like other athletes sports. I have heard the term E-Athlete crop up along with E-sports- I didn't even think much of the word E-Athlete cropping up; its sounds ok in context.

Please.We have a ban on porn.I've had some of my favorite sites blocked...We've also got a ban on basically anything you can use in a fight except knives :roll: No illegal gathering, No gambling, Our classification for "drunk" is so awesome,when I was sober I failed the damn thing. Yeah its true. You guys aren't even allowed GTA- so god knows your chances of getting guns legalised. Anyway I don't think guns should be legalised, there's too much which can go wrong by leaving the protection in the hands of the civilian. Fighting crime is the polices job. Running the hell away is the civilians job. :thumbsup:

I used to believe in invisible magic beings. I feel immature for doing so now. And about the whole 'I used to believe in God' thing on this thread. Its true. Its what some people (including myself) used to believe in but now do not. Its highly relevant to the topic, even if it touches a more sensitive topic. Oh and i guess God could be classed as an invisible magic being.

I work at a fast food place (Subway) and I kinda like it. Only my first 2 weeks thoug so i guess i could get bored eventually. Anyway... To the point. Find a new job before starting. And don't just walk out. Give them notice so they give you a good reference. It improves chances for future jobs. 8-)

Oh come on, just a few posts above are two guys saying it's a waste of money. Try checking the thread a bit before saying that :lol: And I still think all of you are totally missing out. Yeah, honestly I think you're missing out. Its a great blast. I thnink alot of people are put off by having to ask a girl/boy to it.. But we didn't at our prom, so i went single and had fun anyway.

Hmmm... Well...Breastfeeding, eh? Yeah do it where you like. Its fine etc. But what i really wanted to post is that i find it so funy when mothers try to hide it. They start sliding their baby under the table, and then about 10 seconds later you see a baby size bump in her T-shirt appear- and she's looking round with shifty eyes thinking that nobodies noticed. And then you here the slurping noise and she's still trying to pretend that she's not doing it. ITs hilarious. \

What? Federer didn't beat Nadal on clay; he's completely undefeated at the French Open. Nadal completely outplayed Federer in all aspects today except for first serve. It just took him a few tries to get the monkey off his back with all those Championship points. I wouldn't say he out played Federer, if so Nadal would have won it in three sets with ease. Really wanted Federer to win, can't stand Nadal in his sleeveless shirts, he looks so stupid. Your just jeaous of the muscle :P. He looks kinda cool tbh... and lets face it- Federers nose...... :roll: Anyway. I was fairly neutral on who to win. But I Federer did come so close to winning after a dissapointing start :).

...intelligence is overrated. :) Don't we all love how religion goes about re-enforcing that its superstitions remains.

Yeah the prom was awesome. Lots of laughs, dancing; just general fun tbh. Best party i've been to in a while, even though alchohol was prohibited (because it was end of high school- age 16). Don't worry though- we still got some alchohol and some helium :P OFF TOPIC Lol i hacked the school several times and never got caught. I never framed anyone for it though as much as I was tempted. The program I put on everybodies account was one which I made which just loaded 'monkeyheaven.com' over and over again on Internet Explorer. So funny :P. And yes- I do have a thing about monkeys (but not in the wrong way).

Yeah there's too much noisy potential bed breaking in my house aswell.

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Don't Vote for Rule Breakers/Abusers just think what Jagex would do this time if they listened to the poll. So lnog as its not counterproductive like decembers updates. I don't care what they update.

I got hacked about this time last year. I lost 200m which was about 800 hours work (because i wasn't concentrating on getting the money- i wanted alch xp). I lost my 5 Year old Player Moderator Account + All the status and friends that went with it. I also wasn't happy because i'd fell for a stupid trojan to get myself hacked, from a trusted friend. So yes- I cried-not over pixels; but because i'd been stupid so i'd been betrayed so i lost 5 years of dedication which cannot be retrieved. 3 months later i got my account back (skinned of all possessions and friends list); but before that i was lost for all hope. So yes, on one occassion I cried... So shoot me. PS I quit RS for good. The December updates were the last straw as duelling was my only hope of regaining my wealth.

Missed last nights Cod 4 session ubt count me in next time. gamertag: Monkeyboo2.