Everything posted by Ambassadar
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Capital Punishment
Why do people insist on calling executing a convicted prisoner that did something to warrant the death penalty murder? An execution is not murder. 1. It is lawful. 2. It is not done out of malice. People basically live under a contract that says behave by the law. When you break that law you forfeit rights you had and must face predetermined penalties for your actions. That is something everyone knows and understands. When a person murders another person they know they have voluntarily placed themselves in a position where if caught they will face the penalties to the law. It is the murderer that is responsible for his/her own death by execution because they made that choice when they chose to violate the contract we all live under called the law.
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Eek a spider!
Well I was just mowing the yard and ran over a yellow jacket nest with the lawnmower. Got away with only getting stung once in the achilles tendon. Those little buggers hurt. In a way I'm glad it happened because after I did my mad dash to safety to outrun the yellow jackets and iced my sting I walked back out to look where the nest was and found not 1 but 2 nests with one being in a section of the yard I had not mowed yet. That would have been a major bummer to hit two nests in the same yard cutting.
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Your Not So Secrety Secrets (Of Secretyness)
I seek the secrety secret of the ground squirrel bazookaman. Where does he come from? What does he seek? What does he shoot? Who is this devious squirrel?
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"God hates fags"
So do you believe a soul is a physical part of our body or a spiritual side of our body?
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"God hates fags"
According to what you are saying 1. Eternal life is lived in the form of your soul. 2. Jesus dying enabled us to have eternal life. So wouldn't the logical jump here be that Jesus dying enabled us to have souls according to what you believe? Otherwise you believe souls die so does that mean I could get run over by an angel bus in heaven and have my soul killed? :P For real though do you believe a soul is a physical part of our body or a spiritual side of our body?
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"God hates fags"
So Tigra, before Jesus there was no such thing as a person having a soul and suddenly after he died people had souls?
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"God hates fags"
So hmm... why did Jesus have to come to Earth and die on the cross if there isn't a hell?
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Lock this!!!
Ode to the Poo There once was a man named ultima ninety two That had to take a massive poo He was at a loss "Oh what to do?" He squeezed and worked and tensed and fought But after days it seemed all for naught Despair and lament were all he had with but one last hope to make him glad An enema he heard them say Would this be his lucky day? He still stayed stuck in his rut until they stuck a tube right up his butt Oh he did tense but they gave him a sucker But that didn't keep his rear from going a pucker The water pumped and filled his colon And he rejoiced for the poo did start a rollin' It jiggled it loose, the poop was free and Ultima stood and screamed Yippee!! Sit down young man, contain your glee! Else the tube fall out and splatter me! He sat and gave a sigh of relief For that was the end of all his grief. We reach the twilight of this funny thread I'm glad to say that he isn't dead. The times were tough and the poo did smell And thus so ends this epic tale.
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undeclared financial war on Iran
Most Iranians I have met were nice decent people but their government is pretty extreme... Iran has funded terrorist training camps for years. Iran has called for the destruction of the United States for years. Iran has called for the destruction of other nations for years. Iran has supported all kinds of terrorism for years. Iran has been causing trouble in Iraq supporting people killing US troops. The Ayatollah Khamenei still has massive power in Iran. Especially over military matters. Iran is a lot more of a theocratic Muslim state than the democracy you are painting it out to be. Here is an article with a big rundown on Iran. http://www.cfr.org/publication/9362/
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Eek a spider!
Spiders didn't creep me out until I saw what happened to people that were bitten by brown recluses which are a species that lives in the area I am from. I am terrified of getting bit by a brown recluse now... Here is an article and some pictures of what happens with brown recluses... The first couple of pictures are right after the bite happens... scroll down for pics after the venom has more time to take effect... http://www.emedicinehealth.com/spider_b ... Multimedia
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"God hates fags"
If someone has proven to themselves they feel like they have the correct position hundreds or even thousands of times over the years of their life then why do you feel the burden of questioning should always be upon them? At what point do you feel a person can quit questioning something? Should this questioning of everything go into every area of their life?
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Favorite Comedian - Vote - Steve Carell
I just did a quick search on Dane Cook since I have never heard him before on youtube and this was the first thing I found. Reminds me a lot of the tip it forums lately lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juWPMCBXzjA
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Lock this!!!
One BIG thing to remember if you are going to eat tons of fiber is make sure to drink a lot of water. If you don't all that fiber will make your poo turn into a brick. Not fun my friend... not fun... If you get enough fiber and water then everything is smooooooth sailing. 8-)
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Global Warming topic
You might find this article I quoted an excerpt from interesting Warrior. http://www.spaceref.com/news/viewpr.html?pid=15385
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Favorite Comedian - Vote - Steve Carell
Why Bill Cosby is better than Mencia
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Favorite Comedian - Vote - Steve Carell
Jim Carey Bill Cosby Robin Williams I'm not sure which one I think is funniest because their styles are all completely different.
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Nazis coin? 1848 Penny? Help please?
The one cent piece is listed in my guide old coin guide as a Young Head Large Cent. It totally depends on what condition it is in as to how valuable it is. The guide is from 1998 and back then it's price ranged anywhere from $10.00 to $225.00 depending on condition.
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Global Warming topic
Agunimon, I am on your side in that I don't think it is possible to say we *know* definitively what is happening right now. You don't help that case when you ask for it to be shown that humans are adding CO2 to our atmosphere. You can calculate how much CO2 humans have added to the atmosphere merely by calculating how much CO2 is produced in the combustion process from all the fossil fuels that have been burned. The question is not if humans have put CO2 into the atmosphere but rather what is the impact of that CO2 and is it the culprit or rather something to do with energy output of the sun, absorption rate of the Earth due to cloud cover or any combination of many factors which might include human CO2 output.
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Global Warming topic
So what caused the "Medieval Warm Period?" No need to be so rude to him just because you disagree... Besides... you might want to check the units and range of the Y axis of that graph you blast him so badly or before you insult him like that.
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"God hates fags"
Are you a Christian? If so you need to seriously take a step back and consider what you are saying and how you are saying it and what your priorities are.
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"God hates fags"
Eh, Satenza has been fine the past few pages which is as much of the thread as I remember now. I actually agreed with him about the it is kinda corny to enter a debate but then immediately pull out. Statements like these are the ones I find irritating. All this hate against Christianity yet silence over fascism and communism which easily dwarf the kill totals of any other political or religious groups during the 20th century. It is quite simple. You hate every form of religion and you don't think twice about insulting anyone that believes in a religion of any sort yet you stay silent on issues like mass non religious government sanctioned genocides. Your message isn't fueled by justice because your message is only brought out on religious topics which means it is merely fueled by your hatred of religion. On a side note I would like to add that your arrogance is pretty annoying. You seem to be craving people saying "wow, Lord Krohn is really smart." Makes me wonder if you have personal issues where you don't get the recognition you feel you deserve in work or home when you have to go on an online forum full of teenagers bragging about your IQ and how you are a Mensa or try to tear down others for their beliefs. Just lighten up some and quit being so angry to the point you want to demonize entire segments of the population because they don't agree with you on certain topics. Religion isn't the ultimate problem with this world. People who let rage and hate build up in them towards others are the problem regardless of their political or religious affiliations. For anyone curious check out this tally of civilians deaths in the 20th century and then look at who the real dangers to humanity are... http://econ161.berkeley.edu/TCEH/Slouch_power4.html
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"God hates fags"
Actually from what I read it sounded like he was saying love is a choice for everyone and that many people get love and lust confused. How is that insulting? He was applying it to everyone. That is why he made the comment about how many people you hear say "we fell out of love." Every marriage comes to a point where the man and woman get irritated with each other and they just don't want to be around that person. Then they either get divorced(which is what most people choose now) or make the choice to continue loving each other even if they don't want to at the moment(which is what all those old happy couples did that can't live without each other).
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Global Warming topic
http://www.canada.com/nationalpost/fina ... db11f4&p=4 According to this article, the science indicates that the global temperature is directly linked to the brightness (thus the energy output) of the sun. It's a fairly convincing article and well worth the read. Oh - as a side note: according to this paper, we should be heading into a global cooling trend beginning in 2010. My personal opinion is that no one knows exactly what is going on. Anyone that tells me they know conclusively one way or another what is happening in the topic of global warming is full of it. There is still a ton of work to be done in the scientific study of weather and environment.
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"God hates fags"
My bad Satenza about misquoting you. Your name was about two posts up from the quote I was looking for so I probably just flipped back to check the name on the post and messed up and saw yours. Sorry bout that. I understand and agree with the point you are trying to make but it wasn't clarified that the statement being made only applied to *some* people that claimed to be Christians.It was clearly stated "he'll be able to see through your cowardly hedge-betting." That is why it is a personal attack.
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"God hates fags"
Aren't Mods supposed to be an example for everyone else to follow and not let their arguments deteriorate into personal attacks when they merely have a philosophical disagreement with a person?