fastortoise

Well, the ultimate test is done. Right after telling the 'love of my life' to [bleep] off for being two-faced, I wrote a midterm and got the second highest grade out of a class of 90. I'm glad I'm still efficient under distress. As much as I hate it for getting jealous and worrying too much sometimes, my brain is pretty awesome :) Congrats on the wedding Goddess! I hope you like the guy!

Kessel is really getting under my skin lol. Time to go drink that game away

Just read an article in my schools newspaper for the first time. It's an instructional guide to fisting. -never going to look at communication students the same every again-

Shit, I haven't had this feeling in awhile and it used to be pretty frequent. /wrists/ I smile when I finish an exam 30 mins before time's up and I catch the TAs or the profs eye, and converse silently with them. I also smile when I see my mom dancing in the kitchen when I wake up at 6 in the morning. It's terrible dancing and to be honest if we were in public I'd still be embarrassed at this age, but I can't help smiling.

For some reason my left foot is killing me, and preventing me from any shape or form of cardio. I can still do my lower body, it hardly hurts when I'm lifting. It sucks, I was just getting the hang of rowing again :(

Nope, not a strip joint. Myself and the bros took about an hour and a half drive up north to our 'city' (San Fransisco). While there we encountered some cute girls on the street who stopped us and asked us what we were doing. We told them that we were looking for more beautiful girls such as themselves, and they told us where a nice party was at and led us there. That's when it got crazy. Right. Whatever you do, dude, tie yourself down with a girl just because it's convenient. And make sure you spend many of your nights with that same girl, over and over, because you feel safe with her. And stay inside - bad people prowl the night's streets and the sun can cause skin cancer. Don't talk to girls because none of them are interested in you - and hey, now that I think of it - don't bother talking to anyone since you're uninteresting in general. That and all your old friends are boring so whats the point in going out in the first place. Tim and I know these things, and if you don't take our life lessons to heart than I guess we will just shrug it off and complain about how insignificant people make significant problems in our lives.

Personally, the closest one is the better one. All gyms have free weights and racks (if they don't I wouldn't consider them gyms) along with a few treadmills and stationary bikes is all you really need. I can't stand driving 15+ minutes just to go to a gym, so again, closer better.

Nono nothing like that. She's just (still) in love and he took her virginity so by default she wont go for other guys. Which should be a crime since she's freaking gorgeous and he's.. not as cool as me.

Other girls' boyfriends are the most inconvenient thing, let me tell you.

Or your girlfriend is having regular sex with a below average sized male partner. Also, I thought there were only 2 sizes of condoms (regular and large) until today so thanks for sharing it was fun.

It's great isn't it? I've been sick since Tuesday, haven't gotten laid for over a month, and the girl I care for the most is confiding in me (and not her boyfriend) about all her woes yet won't let me help her and gets pissy with me when I try giving her advice. So right now I'm in a '[bleep] all y'all' mood

I too had a really refreshing night, and I needed it cause I'm starting a cold. For some reason I dreamed way more than usual, and wrote it down right after I woke up. If anyone is interested I pasted them here, if not then don't bother since it'll waste your time reading it. [hide=dreams]-After drinking 4 beers at a bar with friends, I started my car. I remember noticing I had left the windows cracked open from last morning (I never do this in real life) and start moving. But it's going in reverse! I try hitting the brakes but it gives the car more gas. I then hit a wooded area before falling backwards off a cliff, actually feeling zero gravity, then woke up gasping for air and whole body tingling. -Back to "reality". My parents tell me my philosophy of science who looks like a goblin (also I loath him) is coming for dinner. He pulls up in a two hummer sized maserati, I go downstairs to get ready to go out since I don't want to eat with him. Turns out he brought his wife and daughter. I go upstairs to greet them and accidentally look at his wifes cleavage. Daughter comes out of the bathroom and I'm at a loss for words. It's like I'm 13 again so I eat my food in silence. -The bearded guy from Epic Meal Time becomes a publicly loves terrorist. I'm on my school's campus when I see him bust out an AK-47 and take aim down a street. I bolt, but also remember that the mornings news predicted he will spice his terrorist acts up today which is contradictory to the single AK-47 I saw him shooting with. All of a sudden the store shops to my left and right start exploding from the inside, and the street starts getting bombarded. I run into an underground shopping center that hasn't blown up yet and right when I'm about to hop on an elevator the building loses power and everyone falls to their deaths. I take the stairs, and I'm now in a small hallway with bathrooms to my right. I hear ticking to my right, and two asians run and hide in the women's bathroom. For some reason somebody had to be in the room with the bomb, so one exited and entered the men's room. Surely enough there's an explosion, and the only the asian from the men's bathroom exits. We're now officially buddies and run off together. The attack is over now and we're in a makeshift hospital in a daycare, perfectly in health. We're some of the only survivors of the attack. The EMT dude is fine too but for some reason is planned to be moved to a hospital, and now that the asian guy and I have witnessed his brutality, we wanted to kill him. So he stabbed himself with a pen to make it look like he got shot then stabbed me too. We walk up valiantly to the bearded EMT guy and threaten our plan to murder him when he gets up, making us notice his bloody underwear. He had stabbed himself in the balls with a pen in order to get the juries sympathy so he can strike once again. All hope is lost and I finally wake up.[/hide]

Her period is due any day now. So the chances of her being pregnant are even lower? That makes me feel a bit better about this whole situation. I'd still like to get the pill just to be safe. I sure hope it isn't the woman that has to buy it in America. If that's the case, she won't be able to buy it without a prescription because she's not 17 yet... Edit: Just checked the Planned Parenthood site and it says the plan b pill can be purchased at any pharmacy by women OR men over the age of 17. That's good to know, now hopefully she'll be okay with it. Feeling a bit less nervous now, but it's still 5 a.m. and I can't get to sleep. :wall: My gf on the other hand, she fell asleep around 11:30 p.m. even though she seemed pretty nervous about it too. I speak from experience: the morning after pill is called the morning after pill for a reason. Past the morning after, its effects will be way lower. If you're allowed to purchase it yourself (god that would be handy) then gooo freaking get it for her now! There's a very high chance that these pills (usually taken in 2) will [bleep] up her hormonal levels and give her an extreme period, so you want her on your good side.

Nice. Do the habs charge full price for preseason games too? The leafs do :( Habs don't really have a "full price" to compare to so I don't know. It changes depending on which team theyre playing even during the regular season but its safe to say they were 100$+ tickets that would've cost, I'd say, around 250$ during the season.

I don't like nitpicking but I'd like to point out that I was never dirty to begin with. Goodluck trying to be a contributor to society and stuff though.

The Emperor of All Maladies (a biography on cancer). Pretty cool!

I regret calling a guy named G-Pak, D-Bag. I didn't even notice my slip at the time so I couldn't apologize, so I felt really bad :(.

Ask her if she works out :razz: As for this guy ... nothing exciting I guess.

Going to the Habs vs Boston game on Monday night :) :) :)

Yeah, if it wasn't for the fact that it was published in Nature I would've wrote and angry post or something. I'm probably not gonna look that far into it however, they just figured out the 3D structure of a protease... not even close to curing AIDS.

^Its not a good thing

Girls in Uniforms!@!@!@!@@!@ Seriously though, i dig it. I can't wait to get to Uni. Girls in lab coats are A+. I'm 3/3 for cuties as lab partners this semester and that alone will make these next 3-4 months fantastic :thumbup: . It's a great feeling when you spend 4 hours with a person without checking them out (they're pretty much 100% covered up, and you're mostly looking down a microscope anyways), talking about smart and nerdy stuff. Then, after you're both exhausted and leave the lab, she takes off her big lab coat and you finally see her figure.. SCHWIING! Then for the rest of the semester you're essentially raping her through her labcoat with your eyes :^_^: I dunno luck of the draw I guess. Some girls it stops just below the waist, so labcoats arent too much of a buzzkill. But hah, Australia for the next 6 months - it's either super short shorts, short skirts or something skin tight, never really 100% covered up. Oh microscopes, are annoying, fo sho. molecular bio ~ 70% standing around waiting for [cabbage] to centrifuge / incubate / ____erases gun' ___erize. Plenty of time time to "talk" hahar. I can empathize if you're an ass-man, labcoats get in the way. :thumbdown: (for the prudes; it's been fun reducing women to a short list of physical attributes, dont preach) ^uniforms :thumbup: Not luck of the draw.. I position myself very strategically on the very first day of labs (I sit down next to the good looking girls). Both molecular bio and organic chemistry are 4 hour labs where you do ~30 mins of work and the rest waiting so yeah, I have plenty of time to get my freak on. Also, booo for having our 8 months of school mostly during the winter <_< good thing next summer I'm taking my first ever summer class, bring on the short shorts and yoga pants :cool:

You have some classmates with rather thick skulls if they didn't even crack a smile. That's a pretty damn good joke. (I'm not sure if it's multiple jokes, but it all seems like one single one to me) I laughed either way, so that's a win. :) Nono it's 4 separate jokes.. he knew three and I knew one, I guessed the last 2 which made it even awesomer. That sucks unkn0wn.. I quit my job at Subway cause they were giving shifts that I really needed to newbies, only cause they promised they'd turn into full time employees eventually (which of course they never did).

I hate when people clearly do not appreciate topical humour. I mean, [bleep] you, these aren't that funny but hey, at least I'm making an effort to lighten the mood where and when it applies. FOR EXAMPLE, while studying for a biochemistry course, my friend wrote this on the blackboard we were using: "Hey, do you like gold jokes? Au yeaaaaah!!" so I told him "Hey, your chem jokes are terrible, you should take them and Barium" to which he responded "No they don't! Want to hear a joke about Potassium?" me "K" "How about the one about nitric oxide?" me "No" Out of the ten or so people WE were essentially teaching biostats to that day even though it was group study, nobody even cracked a smile. Pissin' me off!

Girls in Uniforms!@!@!@!@@!@ Seriously though, i dig it. I can't wait to get to Uni. Girls in lab coats are A+. I'm 3/3 for cuties as lab partners this semester and that alone will make these next 3-4 months fantastic :thumbup: . It's a great feeling when you spend 4 hours with a person without checking them out (they're pretty much 100% covered up, and you're mostly looking down a microscope anyways), talking about smart and nerdy stuff. Then, after you're both exhausted and leave the lab, she takes off her big lab coat and you finally see her figure.. SCHWIING! Then for the rest of the semester you're essentially raping her through her labcoat with your eyes :^_^: